Suction Cup Base - What to stick it to ?

[FlyBiNiter]

Ok.. I got one of those toys with the suction cup base, and now I can't figure out a comfortable way to use it. Is there a stand or something that will hold it where it needs to be ? Or, has anyone created their own that works ? I'd prefer something we can set on the bed. On the floor is too hard on my bad knees. I can't for the life of me figure out a good way to use it. Seemed like a good idea at the time....

[JaneAndJohnDoe]

Oh, this one was too funny to pass up! I had an immediate image of me walking around the house looking at all the smooth surfaces quizzically, all while carrying a huge dong in my hand, wondering what the heck to do with it? ROFLOL

OK, to see if I could get some ideas, I did a little searching online. Here are a few ideas I found...

• Use a mirror on your bed, so you can watch and play!

• Stick a waterproof suction dildo to the bottom of your tub, for playing while cleaning. Way to multi-task!

• Stick it to a wooden chair

• Stick it to the fridge and "back into it"

• Stick 2 together and make a double dildo

• Stick it to the shower wall

• Stick it to your dining room table and put on a show for friends. LOL

And then I found some graphic tips here:

Here's what they say...

"Squatter's Rights"
On a clean, smooth, hard, horizontal surface—like bathroom tile—place a few plush towels under your knees, and stick a suction cup dildo to the floor. Using lots of lube, penetrate yourself, grinding up and down. From behind, encourage your lover to caress your favorite erogenous zones—the back of your neck, behind your ears, breasts, nipples, clitoris—even fondle and gently pull your hair, or clutch your hips and help you with the pumping action. A vibrator is an excellent addition to this scenario. Your lover will love watching you.

"Surprise From Behind"
Attach a suction cup dildo to any hard, smooth vertical surface, preferably close to the floor. Lube it thoroughly. Place pillows under your knees, and ease yourself back. Notice you have complete control of speed and thrusting. If your dildo has testicles, you'll have the added bonus of a "cushion" to pump against. Now try staying still for a moment to experience the feeling of "fullness" while you stroke your clit with your fingers or a vibrator. You may be surprised to see how deep you can really penetrate!

Hope that helps!

[just1gurl]

Originally Posted by JaneAndJohnDoe

OK, to see if I could get some ideas, I did a little searching online. Here are a few ideas I found...

• Use a mirror on your bed, so you can watch and play!

• Stick a waterproof suction dildo to the bottom of your tub, for playing while cleaning. Way to multi-task!

• Stick it to a wooden chair

• Stick it to the fridge and "back into it"

• Stick 2 together and make a double dildo

• Stick it to the shower wall

• Stick it to your dining room table and put on a show for friends. LOL

And then I found some graphic tips here:

Here's what they say...

"Squatter's Rights"
On a clean, smooth, hard, horizontal surface—like bathroom tile—place a few plush towels under your knees, and stick a suction cup dildo to the floor. Using lots of lube, penetrate yourself, grinding up and down. From behind, encourage your lover to caress your favorite erogenous zones—the back of your neck, behind your ears, breasts, nipples, clitoris—even fondle and gently pull your hair, or clutch your hips and help you with the pumping action. A vibrator is an excellent addition to this scenario. Your lover will love watching you.

"Surprise From Behind"
Attach a suction cup dildo to any hard, smooth vertical surface, preferably close to the floor. Lube it thoroughly. Place pillows under your knees, and ease yourself back. Notice you have complete control of speed and thrusting. If your dildo has testicles, you'll have the added bonus of a "cushion" to pump against. Now try staying still for a moment to experience the feeling of "fullness" while you stroke your clit with your fingers or a vibrator. You may be surprised to see how deep you can really penetrate!

Hope that helps!

I wonder if my roommates would ask me to leave.....

[beaverz]

You could stick it to the washing machine while your washing a pillow or heavy blanket to get it out of balance. Hang on during spin cycle and enjoy.

[Vespertine]

Originally Posted by FlyBiNiter

I can't for the life of me figure out a good way to use it. Seemed like a good idea at the time....

I had the same problem with mine. I used it in the tub, but it got old fast. I couldn't come up with anyway to keep it stablized on the bed.

It now collects dusts in the back of my closet under my rollerblades.

[BiloxiCouple]

Well I am balding and shave my head. Guess you could stick it there?

[LOL_OMG]

Thank you for the great visual

Mrs LOL

[sexyshelby]

OMG... too funny!

[Flyrod]

Biloxicouple's reply gave me an idea, how about one of the excersise balls about 24 inches in diameter, stick it on and ride it any way you like. I sure its good for exersise also.

[FlyBiNiter]

Well, can't use it in the shower.. it's not waterproof... I sprung for the vibrating kind... on the floor is painful, due to a knee injury that makes it difficult to kneel on the floor, or to get low enough for that to work... I know it's a funny visual, believe me ! It kind of amused me too once I got over being mad about the whole situation.. LOL Here's another funny visual for you all... I tried something very similar to the exercise ball idea... won't do that again.. damned thing rolled off on its own... LOLOL I guess I'll have to chalk this one up as a big huge failure, and move on to something else. Oh well.....