Oil

[Thrax]

Originally Posted by flkeyscouple

Thrax,
Depending on the area of the country and time of the year, you might be able to get flax oil or peanut oil cheaper than olive oil. Peanut oil is almost always on sale before Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter (the big Turkey Day holidays - since peanut oil is used in the deep fryers). Flax oil is available in larger quantity in some areas in the organic groceries or health food stores. Flax oil would taste fine, and is as slip-slide safe as olive oil.

The good news, if you use olive or flax oil, is that you'd increase your intake of Omega 3, 6, and 9 without having to try too hard!!

Good luck, and HAVE FUN!!

Sarah

For curiousity's sake, have you tried either flax oil or peanut oil for this purpose? Sounds okay to me, but if you have used either of them personally or know someone who has, I'd like to know. And of course the Omega 3/6/9s would be a bonus!

Thanks for the input!

Thrax

[Thrax]

Originally Posted by rpu3

I'm not Thrax, but it seems if you don't mind the fact that one might have to plan carefully to prevent any damage, then it might be worth a try for novelty's sake at least.

I'm a neat freak, so I'd be taking it to the floor (with old sheets/blankets/whatever). Keeping towels, handiwipes and clean footwear by the area would help one to wipe off their body, hands, and have traction to get to the bathroom to clean up. So would yelling "don't touch the walls!" . I wouldn't know how to keep from killing myself or anyone else in a shower - maybe take cleanup to the bathtub, instead?

I can't imagine if it's being used in massage that it could get too seriously messy, unlike oil wrestling or something. That would definitely have to be a summer-time only event here in Ohio. Especially today!

If it ended up being really hot sex, I could deal with a bit of cleanup.

Hmmmm...I wouldn't mind bringing a LOT of extra towels. Really! (And I'd be careful not to touch the walls.)

Lemme know... facelick



Thrax

[flkeyscouple]

Originally Posted by Thrax

For curiousity's sake, have you tried either flax oil or peanut oil for this purpose? Sounds okay to me, but if you have used either of them personally or know someone who has, I'd like to know. And of course the Omega 3/6/9s would be a bonus!

Thanks for the input!

Thrax

No, we haven't used either one. Just trying to think of something that would be possibly cheaper than olive oil and yet the same when it comes to being able to taste (without getting sick!) and the whole slippery issue!

But now that you mention it, some trial might be in the cards... for scientific purposes only, of course!

I buy expensive olive oil for cooking, but I suppose for the purpose of slipping and sliding, you could buy the cheap stuff in the grocery store. The taste would be just fine for the small amount you'd be actually tasting. It might be the cheapest option.

You'll have to let us know what you use and how it works... or tastes! facelick

Sarah

[LikeMinds321]

What I want to know is getting oiled up really that much fun and pleasure to make it worth all the preparation?

Also, my first thought as I was reading the lastest posts since Mister Thrax brought this thread back - you naughty guy, now you've got me thinking seriously about trying this - is how easily will olive oil wash out of my hair?

In our house we could only do this in our kitchen. We have oak floors and an area larger than a king bed. I'd want the surface softened, so I'd have to layer some old comforters, then a couple shower curtain liners.

Then if we have to walk to the bathroom we'd have to slip on some socks so we wouldn't track the oil, and no one could touch the walls or I'd kill them! We'd have to grab a hand towel to be able to hold onto doorknobs and turn them...

so you see, I've got all these things going through my mind.

But if someone can tell me it would be worth it. I'll put it in our planner.

LM

[flkeyscouple]

We've never done the 'oily thing' with olive oil, but we have done it with a shower curtain on the living room floor, with a sheet on that (carpet under so it was a bit padded). Then a bunch of massage oil. We weren't totally slipping and sliding, but many portions of us were! It was fun.

I think, now that Thrax brought it up, that we'll try it again. For us, it was well worth the clean up - but I think this next time will need much more advanced clean up! Last time we didn't leave foot prints!!

I really like Vespertine's idea - do it on a Friday so you have a few days to wash the oil out of your hair! I bet my hair will really like the oil - wouldn't that be kinda like a 'hot oil treatment' that you pay through the nose for at the spa??

Sarah
Hey honey - any plans for next Friday????

[TheSwingerSet]

Hey for all you wondring if its worth the clean up, I can't tell you because this ia a summer activity for us, and a dip or 2 in the lake seems to take care of getting rid of the oil.

We have several old king size comforters that we keep at our lake place for sunning outside and they work great as padding under us when its outside play time. We lay them out and cover them with sheet plastic (you can get it at the home center in large rolls) we use inexpensive vegatable oil, it is very slippery and will not harm if licked.

When done we slip into swim suits and head for the lake and our biodegradable body wash takes care of the oil. People with long thick hair may have to follow the directions on the wash rinse repeat several times but it is so worth the effort.

[rpu3]

Originally Posted by TheSwingerSet

People with long thick hair may have to follow the directions on the wash rinse repeat several times but it is so worth the effort.

Thanks for the warning/tip about the long thick hair and oil clean up, and the endorsement as to the activity. I'm pretty sure this isn't what my hairdresser had in mind when she said I needed to deep condition my hair more often, though!

[Thrax]

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

What I want to know is getting oiled up really that much fun and pleasure to make it worth all the preparation?

Also, my first thought as I was reading the lastest posts since Mister Thrax brought this thread back - you naughty guy, now you've got me thinking seriously about trying this - is how easily will olive oil wash out of my hair?

In our house we could only do this in our kitchen. We have oak floors and an area larger than a king bed. I'd want the surface softened, so I'd have to layer some old comforters, then a couple shower curtain liners.

Then if we have to walk to the bathroom we'd have to slip on some socks so we wouldn't track the oil, and no one could touch the walls or I'd kill them! We'd have to grab a hand towel to be able to hold onto doorknobs and turn them...

so you see, I've got all these things going through my mind.

But if someone can tell me it would be worth it. I'll put it in our planner.

LM

Well, might I suggest that you do this at someone else's house then, so really all you have to worry about is your hair...



Thrax

[ohash01]

When done we slip into swim suits and head for the lake and our biodegradable body wash takes care of the oil.

Hmmmm...I didn't EVEN consider that. J. has a lakehouse in Michigan. We always request a "week alone" vacation every summer...basically that means family is NOT welcome that week. No children or dogs running around. It'd be SO easy for us to just dash into the lake. OR...BETTER YET...we can just do it ON the pontoon boat, lay down a tarp, then when we're done, we just slide off the boat into the water and take the tarp with us to rinse it off. Then we cross our fingers and hope for a day of rain before his dad comes to the lake and sees oily fingerprints on his boat. Haha.

[intuition897]

I actually surprised Mr. intuition one time with a blow-up kiddie pool and a bottle of baby oil (unscented of course). A cheap $1 plastic drop cloth made clean up a breeze. I just draped the bed with the drop cloth and set up the pool on it. I felt like a four-star idiot standing there wearing nothing but an awkward grin while he looked from the bed back to me and back to the bed again. I'm really not this creative very often.. lol. But it didn't take him long to catch on to the game and get naked, too. It was a TON of fun! The kiddie pool proved to be too big a pain in the ass to clean out, so we tossed it. It was only $7 anyway.

I think one of these days I'm going to have to do a "spa" weekend for Mr. intuition. Maybe haul out the old kiddie pool. Maybe bring in someone to give him a proper massage-with-a-happy-ending. We can take turns. Poor baby. He needs some pampering.

[Thrax]

Originally Posted by intuition897

...I felt like a four-star idiot standing there wearing nothing but an awkward grin while he looked from the bed back to me and back to the bed again. I'm really not this creative very often.. lol. But it didn't take him long to catch on to the game and get naked, too...

Okay, not to diss Mr. Intuition, but really, I think MOST of us would have caught on fast enough...if not much faster!

...unless you really ARE that lame...

Thrax

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by intuition897

But it didn't take him long to catch on to the game and get naked, too.

I'll bet he caught on quicker than he let on...

Here is what probably went through his head:

1. "What the???"

2. "Wow, she's naked and hot!"

3. "I really am one lucky dude!"

Sure. I'm not forensic scientist, but I'll bet this was the inner monologue that night

Spoomonkey

[intuition897]

I think it was more a matter of mentally pinching himself to make sure he didn't go home to the wrong house or something. Had candles and everything.

Actually...

Now that I think about it, that might not have been such a good idea...

TeeHee..I really AM a dumb bunny!

[flkeyscouple]

I happen to have the Playboy channel on TV right now and Sexcetera is doing a show on sensual massage. They suggest using GRAPE SEED OIL. They say that if you don't get the grape seed oil in advance you can use olive oil, but that the grape seed oil is much better.

OK.. Roger just read over my shoulder and he says they said RAPE SEED OIL (which is the expensive version of Canola Oil - Martha Stewart says they are not the same!) But I still think they said GRAPE SEED OIL.

I guess we'll try both and let you know!!

Sarah

[Thrax]

Okay, folks, here’s an interim report concerning the slippery stuff. We tried two types of oils so far, but in neither case did we use huge amounts.

During the first test session we used a supermarket brand extra light olive oil. It cost about $4.50 (I think) for 500ml (a little more than a pint). We didn’t have a lot of quilts, blankets, and plastic sheet at hand so we spread some old sheets on the living room wall-to-wall carpet. We decided to use the olive oil somewhat sparingly and didn’t completely cover each other with it, but it ended up on our hands, of course, and pretty much everywhere from upper thighs up to our faces. Then we started playing with a toy and got sort of side-tracked…

Anyway, the extra light olive oil passed the price test and the taste test. We might experiment at some time with full-flavor extra virgin olive oil, but the extra light stuff was very mild, almost a neutral flavor. So that was good. We didn’t use very much – maybe a couple of ounces – and it lasted and stayed really slick for a long time. And since there was some sweat and saliva happening I think that helped maintain the slipperiness. She had her hair tied back and ended up with oil on her bangs and the hair ends, but her hair was not soaked in oil. She reported that the oil that ended up in her hair came out easily with regular shampoo, and we both were able to soap up and shower off the olive oil on our bodies. No greasy feeling afterwards.

On a following occasion we used NOW® Sweet Almond Oil (I got some at a GNC store for about $9 a pint) and we traded full-body erotic massages. We set up on the living room floor again, and like the last time we didn’t try to drown each other in the oil. It’s not advertised as a massage oil, but that’s how we used it, and it seemed to work well that way. The suggested usage on the back of the bottle says, “Use as a cosmetic oil or cosmetic ingredient for softening and moisturizing. This 100% pure oil is also food grade and can be used as a salad or culinary oil.” So, no worries about ingesting it during our encounter.

In contrast to the olive oil, the almond oil seems to get absorbed in the skin a little more, so it was comfortably smooth and great for massage, but it wasn’t really slippery like the olive oil was. By the way, the almond oil is advertised as non-comedogenic (won’t clog pores), but we’re not sure if the same can be said for the olive oil.

The almond oil also had a neutral taste. Compared to the olive oil, we used more of the almond oil – several ounces – since it does get absorbed into the skin to some degree and we were doing full-body massages, too. So in the economic category this oil is not only more expensive but we also used more. Still, it appears to be a reasonable price for a massage oil, although in price and lack-of-slipperiness it would not be as good as olive oil for just getting all greased up and playing. During our session I gave her a scalp massage with my oily hands, but again, the limited amount of oil that ended up there was easy to wash out. Showering afterwards easily got rid of any excess oil.

We decided that much more study has to be done on this topic. We plan at some point – soon I hope – to throw caution to the winds and lots of quilts and blankets on the floor and get really slippery with a lot of olive oil and get closer to the OP’s experience. facelick

I’ll keep you posted.

In the meantime, let me know if you have questions. Or if you have information on other oils – and your oily experiences – please post them!

Thrax