Plain Brown Wrapper

[Zoe&Wash]

Okey dokey - since we live in this microscopic town at the corner of No and Where, and Z is anxious to acquire some new toys and clothing, we need to do so discreetly.

Discreetly. I know. It's like a mantra for us.

We have a post office box for the business, we have a mail slot in the door of our house, and we have parents who drop by for errands while we're out and probably don't want to find on our doorstep a box with bright red lettering "YOUR NEW COCK RING HAS ARRIVED! CALL US IF WE CAN SATISFY YOUR KINK SOME MORE!"

I *know* that many places advertise discreet shipping, but who, in this board's inestimable opinion, provides the best service, the widest selection and the most discreet shipping?

W

[guitarlover]

Ha Ha! That was funny to read. But, I know how you feel. We once purchased some toys from a company that promised 'plain brown wrapper' but, when we received the item, along with a free VHS tape, there was a notice on the package for all to see saying, 'You're free adult video has arrived' or something like that. Needless to say, we didn't buy anything more from them....So, we've 'Been There, Done That' too....

[northindycpl]

AMAZON.COM

If you are looking for discreet shipping. They are the ones I would choose. It is shipped so unassumingly in the big blue Amazon box. No one will be the wiser. And your cock ring can arrive with your order of new CD's or better yet, the kitchen aid blender.

The sex toys are in the Health and Wellness catagory. If you go to theswingersource.com the links will take you to the best stuff.

For clothing, theswingersource.com also has some great links. I have also found some regular stores that have skimpy stuff. I personally love Sak's. You can find great stuff there online. And of course, they arrive in a great saks box.

Your friends will think that not only are you well read, but you are certainly dressing to impress!

[dutch51]

Great tips northindycpl, thanks! We'll have to remember that. We get stuff from Amazon all the time, but never thought to check the toys, lol. It's hard to find good sexy clothes around here, except prom or homecoming time when you can find some good dresses.

[Ssugarlips]

Good Vibrations sends all their goodies in plain wrapping with a return address of Open Enterprises. Great quality toys and lots of information on each item in stock. If you have questions, you can call their toll-free number and talk to live people who have usually tried the merchandise.

[northindycpl]

I can just hear the conversations now....

"Yes this is Good Vibrations, how may I help you?"

"Well I was wanting to know about the DO ME Greator model 69. Does it work well?"

"Ummm... lemme see...... OOOOOHHHH ((((BUZZ BUZZZ)))) YESSS!! It works well!"

I just don't know that I could call. I wonder if they have issues with people calling to complain they can't get off from the toy they just bought?

When we purchase on-line the stuff is usualy delivered with the company name "Peekay" on it. Very discrete and no indication what so ever on what is in the package.
Unless of course someone who sees it has had their toys delivered by PeeKay....

[Ssugarlips]

Mrs Indy: It's a good thing I didn't have anything in my mouth when I read your reply. I would have spewed it all over my keyboard!

I've actually called them when a pretty expensive toy didn't work right out of the box. The woman on the phone knew exactly which toy I meant, shared that she had been one of the in-house testers of the product, and told me how to return it with no hassle.

Knowing the history of the company and about some of the women who pioneered its set up, I'm sure they have trained their staff to share tips on how to orgasm using their products.

One of my favorite portions of that site is the On-Line Museum of Vibrators. It's worth your time to browse through this portion of sexual history.

[ALilOEverything]

The last company I ordered from online was Adam and Eve. They sent me a 50% off coupon for any one item and I used it for their swing. This was a year ago and no way could I tell from the outside of the box what it might of contained. I don't remember the name they used on the outside but it wasn't Adam and Eve. I used to order online a lot but lately I've just been going out of town shops.

[Justwatch]

Ah, the out of town shop...definitely our choice!

[northindycpl]

Originally Posted by Ssugarlips

Mrs Indy: It's a good thing I didn't have anything in my mouth when I read your reply. I would have spewed it all over my keyboard!

I've actually called them when a pretty expensive toy didn't work right out of the box. The woman on the phone knew exactly which toy I meant, shared that she had been one of the in-house testers of the product, and told me how to return it with no hassle.

How do I sign up for that job? Wow! that has to be a much better gig than National Steak and Blowjob Day Advocate!

[Zoe&Wash]

Originally Posted by northindycpl

For clothing, theswingersource.com also has some great links. . . .

Clothing isn't all they've got! I found a link to Removable Spin Poles!

I'm soooo glad Wash started this thread. Thanks to one and all for all the suggestions!!

Z

[Pinmonkey]

When you order from Adam&Eve, you get stuff in the plain brown mailing envelope. The only problem is, every two weeks or so you'll get a bright white evelope that almost but doesn't quite tell the whole world what kind of catalog you're getting.