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    LOVE IT!! Sure looks like a sex toy, doesn't it?
    Dave & Holly

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    It looks like possibly natural bone growth, instead of a "carved" bone.

    Yep, I'll bet It's the antler off an ancient unicorn.

    Which...... might have directly related to their extinction.



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    Where in the Hell do you put in the batteries?
    It's so cold outside that I feel like I had my circumcision reversed.

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    Hmmm, a very interesting object. Four inches long? Evolution has made improvements in sex toys.
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    If it was life-sized at the time, then evolution has improved more than just sex toys . . .
    I'd rather go to hell for doing something I enjoyed than heaven wondering what it's like.

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    You folks may want to take a second look at that picture. The ruler is five inches long, and isn't nearly as tall as the object in question.

    As a man, I'd say it's at least nine inches long, but as an objective viewer, I'd say it's actually 6.5 to 7 inches.
    It's so cold outside that I feel like I had my circumcision reversed.

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    Her birthday is coming soon, and now I have an idea for the perfect one-of-a-kind present. Gotta go, there is a whittling knife to be sharpened.

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    Maybe it was the ancient equivalent of the dreaded cock pic from the prehistoric swingers ad site... meant to be sent by courier mammoth

    lol... I've been seeing too many of those in the last few days from various men who think that's what I want to see.
    Who doesn't like a PB&J sandwich?

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    Quote Originally Posted by two4youinswva View Post
    You folks may want to take a second look at that picture. The ruler is five inches long, and isn't nearly as tall as the object in question.

    As a man, I'd say it's at least nine inches long, but as an objective viewer, I'd say it's actually 6.5 to 7 inches.
    I think its metric, so maybe 7 centimeters times 2.54...... its a whoper

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    Quote Originally Posted by fun4Ds View Post
    I think its metric, so maybe 7 centimeters times 2.54...... its a whoper
    Good point.
    I fail at the scientific method.
    It's so cold outside that I feel like I had my circumcision reversed.

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    Guess I failed the measurement test, too. Just as well. I always tell anyone who asks me about size preferences, "It's not like I go 'round with a ruler or anything!"

    =)
    I'd rather go to hell for doing something I enjoyed than heaven wondering what it's like.

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    that's 7cm/2.54=2 3/4"
    Just because we have to grow old does NOT mean we have to grow up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by divenaked View Post
    that's 7cm/2.54=2 3/4"
    That was just a test, to see who was paying attention




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    Quote from the article "Perhaps instead of, or in addition to, its sexual purpose, the object may have been used as a tool, such as to chip flakes of flint, "

    Of course, mom needed something to tell the kids when they found it.

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