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Funcpl647

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  1. That would involve cutting holes in our drysuits, which would completely fuck them up and cause us to drown. So, no. Haven't given that one much thought.
  2. Not true necessarily. There is an increasingly prevalent bacteria (Pseudomonas aeruginosa) that thrives in the warmer/hot water of hot tubs. This bacteria is commonly found in contaminated whirlpools, hot tubs, water slides, and physiotherapy pools. And, since chlorine isn't as effective at high temperatures, it is imperative to keep the chlorine ppm up where it needs to be. Hot tub folliculitis, caused by the bacteria, is an infection of the hair follicles. The infected skin lesions are very painful and look like large pussy ingrown hairs. The infection does not respond to antibiotics, however the lesions clear up in 4-5 days on their own. The bacteria also causes swimmers ear, an outer ear infection. (This bacteria is also found on tanning beds.) We learned our lesson last weekend when we forgot to add chlorine to the tub and played in it practically all night. All four of us had symptoms (skin lesions, ear infection) of varying degrees. Our swimming pool "consumes" a lot less chlorine than our hot tub, meaning we have to add less to the pool (even though it's larger) than we do to the hot tub to keep the ppm in line.
  3. That's exactly what our Swing Lifestyle ad heading says! LOL Since you aren't bi, how would you know what goes on in real life? Any time we post an ad on craigslist or any other swinger site looking for a bi male to join us, we receive hundreds of responses. Literally. There are more bi men than we ever imagined! Now, finding one that is honest with their wife about it, is another story.
  4. My husband is bi. And since I am straight (and adore men), I'd much rather watch (and participate with) two men than another/two women. We are members of Club Sesso. Male bi play, which was once openly discourage, is now a lot more common. While the management is careful that the club remains a swingers club that focuses on couples (and not a gay/lesbian singles club) you'd be surprised how many "straight" men enjoy c**K, and are very bi once they get behind closed doors. I'd like to know how many of their wives/girlfriends know - and are okay (or better yet, turned on) with it. Hot, hot hot!
  5. Great comments. And points well taken. I agree that venting on a swinger's board was not the place he should have been. Did he look here for support because they met as swing partners? And yes, it would have been better if he had learned to be honest - with himself, his wife, and his girlfriend from the beginning. Being honest saves so much time and energy. But, life isn't always tidy. I imagine we all have made a few decisions that we regretted when looking back. I know I've made a few. We are not in our first marriages either. But, thank God, have found the "love of our life". So glad we did. I wish the best for him and his children. It's such a terribly painful and difficult time ... but time does heal. It would be interesting to know where he ends up, wouldn't it?
  6. Just curious. If Tortured Soul and his new woman stayed together, say 20 years (or longer) would everyone change their opinion about him? What if they truly love each other AND their relationship stands the test of time? Is everyone on this board married only once and only to the love of their life? I am amazed at the lashing this guy got. There are so many details that come into play in a decision like this that we know nothing about. How can anyone explain their whole life, their complete emotional makeup - their everything - on a message board so that people will have even an inkling of what is actually taking place and how incredibly painful it is to make the hardest decision of his life?
  7. Nope. We don't lie - to adults, or potential playmates, or friends, etc. We do keep a lot of our life private (depending on the folks). When asked a point blank question we don't want to answer, we usually respond, "Why do you ask?" and then change the subject. I did lie to my 16 year old daughter yesterday. Looked her straight in the eye and said, "No, honey. You don't need to worry. We are NOT swingers." Perhaps someday, when she's old enough, she'll forgive me. For lying.
  8. We're going to the Erotic Ball at the Crystal Ballroom in Portland as Dracula and Dracula's bride. Unfortunately, the bride forgets her dress, being so drained of blood and all, that she shows up to the ball wearing only her lingerie. It is the Erotic Ball after all. If we ever find another couple to go with, I though it would be fun to go at Archie and Edith Bunker and the swinger couple that visits them after lonely Edith answers a personal add for "Friends wanted." The episode was absolutely hilarious!
  9. You have GOT to be kidding! Never in a million years. NEVER.
  10. Our 6 children range in age from 19 to 12. Two boys, four girls. Only girls are still at home. One thing that hasn't been mentioned yet is: Just because we understand discretion doesn't mean our children do. As we have experienced first hand, it's only a matter of time before each and every one of our kids got angry or just couldn't resist the urge, and shared what they knew about us - their parents - with one of their friends. My daughters tell me all the time what's going on in so-and-so's family. We know when other parents are fighting, what they fight about, when their kids heard them having sex, on and on and on. We value honesty, but we also value our privacy. I can't imagine going to a party and having one of the other parents say, "So, I heard you two are swingers?" Or a teacher at school? I think not. Our 16F point blank asked us if we swing. I sarcastically said laughing, "Yeah, right." She asked, "If you did, would you tell me?" I said, "Hell no. Our sex life is none of your business. Would you want to tell me about your details?" We talk openenly and honestly about all facets of sex in general, just not about our personal stuff. Mrs. Funcpl
  11. From my own personal experiences, which have been more than I have digits, it is much easier to accomodate a penis that bends slightly upward or downward, rather than sideways. A 45 degree sideways bend is severe. I felt he should have disclosed this fact to us before hand. And yes, I would have declined based on a prior experience with a similar type of deformity. We both wondered why the man hasn't had it surgically repaired. If you have a bend, we feel you should say something - or at least provide a pic that accurately depics the curve. Mrs. Funcpl
  12. We play regularly with another man whose penis, when erect, is curved downward at about 25-30 degrees. Even with the slight curvature, he has a magnificent cock. Never had a problem. My wife either. The cock in this post, and my wife's estimating here, was bent about half way down the 5 inch shaft 45-50 degrees to the left. Like I said, we left the protractor at home. For my wife, it was too much. However, Bentdick's SO seemed to accommodate it just fine. We just wish we would have been informed. I mean, if a woman was missing a breast, surely that should come up somewhere in discussion don't cha think?
  13. Hi All- The Mrs. here. Thanks for all your input. This is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant! Why didn't we think of this that night? It's definitely something we'll use in the future. Thank you, Spoonmonkey, from the bottom of my bleeding little heart. I think this is important, especially until we have a chance to reconnect. And, thanks to you, tonight is looking good. Really good. Thank you for your words of wisdom... Mr. Funcpl here. Someone once said on this board that half the fun is finding out what the other couple is made of. I say bullshit. I appreciate difference, but not deception. Any suggestions on what questions to ask? "Ummm, excuse me, but could you please tell my wife about your cock?" C'mon. And how do you reassure someone else without tooting your own horn? Aren't men that do are immediately suspect? Mrs: I agree. This trial and error thing is getting way out of hand for us. And is extremely time consuming! :surrender I used to consider myself a fairly good judge of character. I used to believe that most people tell the truth. Shit! I hate growing up. Thanks again. We are both very glad to have found the board and appreciate the time you took to respond. Any more suggestions on "the interview" would be much appreciated, as this seems to be our biggest problem. Mr. & Mrs. Funcpl
  14. We recently had an experience with a couple which made our record book. It was our worst experience EVER. We left the next morning shaking our heads and shuddering with remorse. We actually felt guilty for going with the flow, overlooking the obvious, and not having the balls to say "Stop. We're outta here." The initial meeting for drinks went well. The bar where we met was dark and noisy and the other couple was tucked neatly behind the other side of the booth. The conversation was fun and lively. We felt comfortable. The couple seemed like a good fit - except for their no kissing rule. We've never tried that and thought, "Shouldn't be too much of a problem." As we left they remained seated. Fast forward to the next meeting at their place - 45 miles from our home in another state. He's about 5'7", profile says 6'. She's about 150, profile says 135. Not that big a deal so we chalk it up to a confidence issue, tuck it away, and move on. Dinner was very good, the conversation was interesting and fun, and the chemistry seemed to be heating up. So things get going. A little wine, a little dancing, a little more wine. When then the other male drops his drawers, Mrs. Funcpl drops to her knees - and discovers a small penis so severely bent that her heart sinks. I literally saw her shoulders drop. Yet another cock problem! Some of you know that this seems to be our pre-determined lot in the swinging world. We talked in private about leaving, but decided that we wouldn't because we just don't drink and drive. Call a cab? Leave the car? We wondered "How the hell did we miss this?" We are stunned that the other couple didn't mention this fact. We decided to make the best of it, but things just went down hill from there. Because of their no kissing rule, we felt completely disconnected from this couple. My wife later said that the intercourse was like a weird science experiment, a little painful and not at all pleasurable. So, thanks to alcohol and trying to avoid the male, let's just say that Mrs. Funcpl made choices that she has never made before. I could sense her frustration and, for the first time ever, couldn't get it up. Ever. At all. Not even the next morning. We left the next morning feeling ashamed, guilty, disgusted, pissed off, lied to and anything but sexy. We haven't had sex with each other since. Now what? Your opinions and advice please.
  15. Never, never, never would we involve our kids. We view this as strictly adult time. Time for us. Their safety is an issue of course, but I have never met a child (or young adult) that could wrap their mind around the fact that their parents have sex with other people. Kids just aren't equipped to handle it.
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