The Sex of Your Life

Elusive BiFem · 01-11-2004, 02:38 PM

OK...here's another...WR and I are on a roll over here!

Choose your pleasure...remembering...this is for the REST OF YOUR LIFE - regardless of location, status, age, urge...only one choice!

- EBF

EDIT: by the way...this is BOTH receiving and giving. You can only receive and give oral, for example. Masturbation - self or mutual, but that would be IT! Hmmm....once again, I wasn't too clear, but WR would not let me make lots of choices.

wrnakedru · 01-11-2004, 02:59 PM

If your choice is oral, and you get caught masturbating - - -

NO MORE SEX EVER!!! NOT EVEN DREAMS OR PICTURE BOOKS!!

**TNT** · 01-11-2004, 03:30 PM

LMAO! You two don't have a lick of sense, lol...This is a hard decision so before I make it I have to ask....If I chose masturbation does that include playing with toys?

Teresa

Elusive BiFem · 01-11-2004, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TNT
LMAO! You two don't have a lick of sense, lol...This is a hard decision so before I make it I have to ask....If I chose masturbation does that include playing with toys?

Teresa

Ummmmmm....I don't know. WR answers all extra questions. I'll tell her to make an "Executive Decision."

- EBF

wrnakedru · 01-11-2004, 03:52 PM

Evidently my friend the administrator doesn't feel like sullying her lilysoft hands by turning the pages of the dictionary!!

Plus, she is a hard taskmaster - you saw on that other thread where she was chiding me, telling me I need to do my research.

So - according to Webster's: Masturbation - stimulation of the genital organs apart from sexual intercourse, usually to orgasm and especially by use of one's own hand.

Sorry - Teresa - This, by definition, is a hands on exercise only.

Elusive BiFem · 01-11-2004, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wrnakedru
Evidently my friend the administrator doesn't feel like sullying her lilysoft hands by turning the pages of the dictionary!!

Uhhh...excuse me...but could someone hand me that bottle of hand lotion? Thanks! - EBF

**Alura** · 01-11-2004, 06:13 PM

How come the Texas Twisters can think up all these polls, but don't answer themselves?

A couple of periods in our marriage, the longest two and a half years, Mrs. Alura and I restricted ourselves to oral sex as our choice for birth control. Because I knew we could do it, that was my vote.

But now, after I voted, I learn that a single instance of masturbation (and, presumably, intercourse) suddenly means no sex at all ever again.

"Ms. Chairperson, I wish to withdraw my vote!"

Mr. Alura

***JustAskJulie*** · 01-11-2004, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wrnakedru
Evidently my friend the administrator doesn't feel like sullying her lilysoft hands by turning the pages of the dictionary!!

Plus, she is a hard taskmaster - you saw on that other thread where she was chiding me, telling me I need to do my research.

So - according to Webster's: Masturbation - stimulation of the genital organs apart from sexual intercourse, usually to orgasm and especially by use of one's own hand.

Sorry - Teresa - This, by definition, is a hands on exercise only.

I don't know it says "apart from sexual intercourse" and "especially by the use of one's own hand". It doesn't say ONLY by the use of one's own hand. Really by that definition any stimulation other than intercourse would qualify.

:-)

**mrs good times** · 01-11-2004, 08:52 PM

I decided masturbation was the most logical response because I wounldnt' have to depend on anyone else to play with. Got to be self sufficient sometimes.

TNCountryCpl · 01-11-2004, 10:12 PM

Being a military wife (hubby making it a career), I find myself on my own many many times and since we don't swing alone......I had to, like Mrs. Good times, go with masturbation. I have learned over the years that part of being a military wife is being self sufficient and independant.........why exclude this??

**good times** · 01-11-2004, 10:36 PM

I chose masterbation for several reasons.

I would hate to give up my first ever sex partner.

As this question implies something bad might occur if I strayed, and given I may have an errotic dream and may unconciously resort to my first and oldest sex partner I figured I better stick with it.

And finally, sometimes P is out of town or otherwise unavailable and I really disslike unfullfilled urges.

I do have a question though. Is it permissable to think about the other forms of sex? Becayse if it isn't I don't think their would be any point in masturbating, would their?

R

**TNT** · 01-12-2004, 09:58 AM

I think I like Julie's interpretation of Webster's definition of masturbation...It dosen't say ONLY, just especially, So...I will chose masturbation.

Teresa

Lorrie · 01-12-2004, 10:28 AM

Definitely intercourse.

Intercourse can satisfy some of the masturbation and oral pleasures. A woman can still have orgasms. Plus, intercourse has its own unique pleasures.

Brit_Pair · 01-12-2004, 12:29 PM

Intercourse, thank you kindly.

Elusive BiFem · 01-12-2004, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alura
How come the Texas Twisters can think up all these polls, but don't answer themselves?
Mr. Alura

Thinking, thinking, thinking...I need to know what the vast majority will say! I mean after all, if I chose oral sex and everyone else chose intercourse or masturbation...

...woe is me....

- EBF

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View Poll Results: If you had to choose only one sex act for the rest of your life, which would it be?
Intercourse only	488	64.55%
Oral sex only	213	28.17%
Masturbation only	51	6.75%
Celibacy I didn't want to put this but WR made me!)	4	0.53%
Voters: 756. You may not vote on this poll

01-11-2004, 02:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
Elusive BiFem Active Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,400 Location: Texas Status: Single Female	The Sex of Your Life OK...here's another...WR and I are on a roll over here! Choose your pleasure...remembering...this is for the REST OF YOUR LIFE - regardless of location, status, age, urge...only one choice! - EBF EDIT: by the way...this is BOTH receiving and giving. You can only receive and give oral, for example. Masturbation - self or mutual, but that would be IT! Hmmm....once again, I wasn't too clear, but WR would not let me make lots of choices. Last edited by Elusive BiFem : 01-11-2004 at 02:45 PM.

01-11-2004, 02:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
wrnakedru Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,991 Location: Bliss Status: Female	You forgot one minor detail here EBF! If your choice is oral, and you get caught masturbating - - - NO MORE SEX EVER!!! NOT EVEN DREAMS OR PICTURE BOOKS!!

01-11-2004, 03:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
TNT Julie's Helper Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 4,196 Location: baker, fl, usa Status: couple SLS Name:tblonde312 Blog Entries: 31	LMAO! You two don't have a lick of sense, lol...This is a hard decision so before I make it I have to ask....If I chose masturbation does that include playing with toys? Teresa __________________ Ted and Teresa No lifetime is enough unless you live it in such a way as to make it enough.

01-11-2004, 03:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
wrnakedru Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,991 Location: Bliss Status: Female	I guess I get to do the grunt work! Evidently my friend the administrator doesn't feel like sullying her lilysoft hands by turning the pages of the dictionary!! Plus, she is a hard taskmaster - you saw on that other thread where she was chiding me, telling me I need to do my research. So - according to Webster's: Masturbation - stimulation of the genital organs apart from sexual intercourse, usually to orgasm and especially by use of one's own hand. Sorry - Teresa - This, by definition, is a hands on exercise only.

01-11-2004, 06:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
Alura T-Town Playmates Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 6,126 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Status: Married to Mrs. Alura	How come the Texas Twisters can think up all these polls, but don't answer themselves? A couple of periods in our marriage, the longest two and a half years, Mrs. Alura and I restricted ourselves to oral sex as our choice for birth control. Because I knew we could do it, that was my vote. But now, after I voted, I learn that a single instance of masturbation (and, presumably, intercourse) suddenly means no sex at all ever again. "Ms. Chairperson, I wish to withdraw my vote!" Mr. Alura

01-11-2004, 08:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
mrs good times Mod Squad Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,163 Location: Reno, NV Status: couple SLS Name:randp	I decided masturbation was the most logical response because I wounldnt' have to depend on anyone else to play with. Got to be self sufficient sometimes. __________________ One's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains it original dimensions.

01-11-2004, 10:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
TNCountryCpl Active Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 18 Location: TN Status: Couple SLS Name:militarycpl	Being a military wife (hubby making it a career), I find myself on my own many many times and since we don't swing alone......I had to, like Mrs. Good times, go with masturbation. I have learned over the years that part of being a military wife is being self sufficient and independant.........why exclude this?? __________________ TNCountryCpl

01-11-2004, 10:36 PM	#11 (permalink)
good times Mod Squad Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 6,420 Location: Reno, Nevada Status: Married to Mrs Good Times SLS Name:randp	first partner I chose masterbation for several reasons. I would hate to give up my first ever sex partner. As this question implies something bad might occur if I strayed, and given I may have an errotic dream and may unconciously resort to my first and oldest sex partner I figured I better stick with it. And finally, sometimes P is out of town or otherwise unavailable and I really disslike unfullfilled urges. I do have a question though. Is it permissable to think about the other forms of sex? Becayse if it isn't I don't think their would be any point in masturbating, would their? R

01-12-2004, 09:58 AM	#12 (permalink)
TNT Julie's Helper Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 4,196 Location: baker, fl, usa Status: couple SLS Name:tblonde312 Blog Entries: 31	I think I like Julie's interpretation of Webster's definition of masturbation...It dosen't say ONLY, just especially, So...I will chose masturbation. Teresa __________________ Ted and Teresa No lifetime is enough unless you live it in such a way as to make it enough.

01-12-2004, 10:28 AM	#13 (permalink)
Lorrie Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 282 Location: Manhattan, NY USA Status: Cock Sucking/Cum Swallowing Expert	Definitely intercourse. Intercourse can satisfy some of the masturbation and oral pleasures. A woman can still have orgasms. Plus, intercourse has its own unique pleasures. __________________ Lorrie Flash If it feels right--DO IT. "The unexamined life is not worth living." -- Socrates (469-399 B.C.)

01-12-2004, 12:29 PM	#14 (permalink)
Brit_Pair Active Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,635 Location: UK Status: Couple	Intercourse, thank you kindly. __________________ *It's not going to be an orgy. It's a toga party . . .*

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