What is your swinger name?

OhioCouple · 11-16-2002, 10:31 AM

I saw this topic on another board and it is an absolute riot!

What would your name be if:

You took the name of the first pet you ever owned

Then add to it the name of the first street your can recall living on. (People tend to remember the name of the first pet easier than the first street)

I would be "Sparky Florence".

Guess that makes me an "Explosive Nightengale"....

Lori

DragonsLair · 11-16-2002, 11:21 AM

Hmmmm...Lori...If I recall, I dropped this into a little thread a few days ago in a pet section. Tx for bringing it up.

Mine would be: Midnight Granger

Black Bunny: Midnight
First Road: Granger - as refers to farmer

So watch out im ready to plow.

OhioCouple · 11-16-2002, 11:48 AM

Sorry DragonsLair.....:::::Bowing Head:::::, I couldn't remember where I read it and with nearly 24 hours of being unable to access this board, I spent WAY to much time on a less desirable one. I just remember that I was a hoot!

Lori

***JustAskJulie*** · 11-16-2002, 01:04 PM

Actually I believe this is how you come up with what your "Porn" name would be. Ya know, if you were a porn star.

Mine would be Georgia Sparkman

DragonsLair · 11-16-2002, 01:38 PM

Hey,

Ms A, just confirmed that her super secret Conoga Park Porn Name Would Be:

Skippy Millwood.

Thats a true porn name, if I ever heard one.

Seems they all are. I think people just make them up.
Cant everyone have a cool pet name and cool first street name.

But who really cares..

I am T (the plowing midnight runner) and she is A (the easy to spread wood miller)

SwingerSet · 11-16-2002, 02:49 PM

This is going to be an intresting topic i can see.

So I J.J. would be : Kayel First

and Vivi is: Nigh-Nigh Camron

Ok so they all don't roll off the tongue,

Now if we go for the second pet and street,

I J.J. am: Zeus Jefferson
and Vivi is: Donald Main

If you haven't guessed i am having a great time with this

J.J.

OhioCouple · 11-16-2002, 03:39 PM

Okay, let's spice this up a bit. Julie says she heard that is how you can pick your porn name....sooooooo

I'll take my first pet and combine it with my last address...

I am now Sparky Thruston! Woo Hoo.....Now I am a flaming hot potentially explosive thruster!

Lori ~ Thrust ON!!! Coming to a theater near you! Hmmm..."Skippy" is that an acceptable porn screen name?.......OMGoodness I am laughing my freakin tail off....the ROFL graemlin does not accurately describe it!

OhioCouple · 11-16-2002, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JustAskJulie
Actually I believe this is how you come up with what your "Porn" name would be. Ya know, if you were a porn star.

Mine would be Georgia Sparkman

Julie, seeing how you are a native Alabamian gal, how did the neighbors feel about a pet named "Georgia"?

Lori ~ ROFL

Krow31 · 11-16-2002, 04:32 PM

Here's one for ya...

Bozo Patillo...if that's not a strange one nothing is...

DragonsLair · 11-17-2002, 08:28 AM

Lori,

Skippy is as good as Sparky.

Besides, it's not their names we're paying attention to anyway.

Pretty funny thread. Can't wait to see what other names are out there.

DragonsLair

He is T. I am A.

sexypairca · 11-17-2002, 11:08 AM

Well here goes,

First pet was a German shephard named Dutchess

First street was Clapp

Dutchess Clapp

Not exactly a money making porn star name in my book.

Annette

BradAndJanet · 11-17-2002, 11:55 AM

He would be Gipsy Huntley.

She would be Benji Murray.

Blacklightphantasy · 11-17-2002, 04:43 PM

Mine is--ready for this???

Otto, RR2

DragonsLair · 11-17-2002, 06:15 PM

LMAO. This thread is getting better and better all the time.

DragonsLair

He is T. I am A.

OhioCouple · 11-17-2002, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexypairca
Dutchess Clapp

ROFL my tail off! CLAPP!!!! Doubtful any producers would be knocking your doors down!

OMGoodness! OMGoodness! Somebody stop me from laughing!

Lori

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11-16-2002, 10:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
OhioCouple Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 6,616 Location: Ohio Status: Married Female	What is your swinger name? I saw this topic on another board and it is an absolute riot! What would your name be if: You took the name of the first pet you ever owned Then add to it the name of the first street your can recall living on. (People tend to remember the name of the first pet easier than the first street) I would be "Sparky Florence". Guess that makes me an "Explosive Nightengale".... Lori __________________ Remember that human beings are complicated creatures. We like our bedtime routines but dislike routine in our bed times. - Sallie Foley, M.S.W.

11-16-2002, 11:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
OhioCouple Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 6,616 Location: Ohio Status: Married Female	Sorry DragonsLair.....:::::Bowing Head:::::, I couldn't remember where I read it and with nearly 24 hours of being unable to access this board, I spent WAY to much time on a less desirable one. I just remember that I was a hoot! Lori __________________ Remember that human beings are complicated creatures. We like our bedtime routines but dislike routine in our bed times. - Sallie Foley, M.S.W.

11-16-2002, 01:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 22,250 Location: Alabama Status: Female SLS Name:swingersboard Blog Entries: 59	Actually I believe this is how you come up with what your "Porn" name would be. Ya know, if you were a porn star. Mine would be Georgia Sparkman __________________ Julie Owner/ Admin http://www.swingersboard.com

11-16-2002, 03:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
OhioCouple Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 6,616 Location: Ohio Status: Married Female	Okay, let's spice this up a bit. Julie says she heard that is how you can pick your porn name....sooooooo I'll take my first pet and combine it with my last address... I am now Sparky Thruston! Woo Hoo.....Now I am a flaming hot potentially explosive thruster! Lori ~ Thrust ON!!! Coming to a theater near you! Hmmm..."Skippy" is that an acceptable porn screen name?.......OMGoodness I am laughing my freakin tail off....the ROFL graemlin does not accurately describe it! __________________ Remember that human beings are complicated creatures. We like our bedtime routines but dislike routine in our bed times. - Sallie Foley, M.S.W. Last edited by OhioCouple : 11-16-2002 at 03:42 PM.

11-16-2002, 11:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
DragonsLair Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 1,020 Location: Cleveland, OH Status: Married Couple	Hmmmm...Lori...If I recall, I dropped this into a little thread a few days ago in a pet section. Tx for bringing it up. Mine would be: Midnight Granger Black Bunny: Midnight First Road: Granger - as refers to farmer So watch out im ready to plow.

11-16-2002, 01:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
DragonsLair Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 1,020 Location: Cleveland, OH Status: Married Couple	Hey, Ms A, just confirmed that her super secret Conoga Park Porn Name Would Be: Skippy Millwood. Thats a true porn name, if I ever heard one. Seems they all are. I think people just make them up. Cant everyone have a cool pet name and cool first street name. But who really cares.. I am T (the plowing midnight runner) and she is A (the easy to spread wood miller)

11-16-2002, 02:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
SwingerSet Active Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 72 Location: Northern MN Status: Sexy Couple	This is going to be an intresting topic i can see. So I J.J. would be : Kayel First and Vivi is: Nigh-Nigh Camron Ok so they all don't roll off the tongue, Now if we go for the second pet and street, I J.J. am: Zeus Jefferson and Vivi is: Donald Main If you haven't guessed i am having a great time with this J.J.

11-16-2002, 04:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
Krow31 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 2 Location: Arkansas Status: Couple	Here's one for ya... Bozo Patillo...if that's not a strange one nothing is...

11-17-2002, 08:28 AM	#10 (permalink)
DragonsLair Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 1,020 Location: Cleveland, OH Status: Married Couple	Lori, Skippy is as good as Sparky. Besides, it's not their names we're paying attention to anyway. Pretty funny thread. Can't wait to see what other names are out there. DragonsLair He is T. I am A.

11-17-2002, 11:08 AM	#11 (permalink)
sexypairca Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 670 Location: Windsor, Ontario Status: married couple SLS Name:sexypairca	Well here goes, First pet was a German shephard named Dutchess First street was Clapp Dutchess Clapp Not exactly a money making porn star name in my book. Annette __________________ I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. Last edited by sexypairca : 11-17-2002 at 06:18 PM.

11-17-2002, 11:55 AM	#12 (permalink)
BradAndJanet Only slightly cracked... Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,071 Location: Seattle Status: Married Couple	He would be Gipsy Huntley. She would be Benji Murray.

11-17-2002, 04:43 PM	#13 (permalink)
Blacklightphantasy Active Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 48 Location: Florida Status: M. Female	Youre gonna love this Mine is--ready for this??? Otto, RR2 __________________ XXXKisses where it countsXXX ~~~Blacklightphantasy~~~

11-17-2002, 06:15 PM	#14 (permalink)
DragonsLair Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 1,020 Location: Cleveland, OH Status: Married Couple	LMAO. This thread is getting better and better all the time. DragonsLair He is T. I am A.

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