What is your swinger name?

dave_susie2001 · 04-02-2003, 08:43 PM

Him: Spinner Kies
Her: Teddi Montclair

NotsoNew · 04-04-2003, 11:34 PM

Cat - Midnight
Road - Thunder Hill

So guess I am Midnight Thunder

DragonsLair · 04-05-2003, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by newbies123
Cat - Midnight
Road - Thunder Hill

So guess I am Midnight Thunder

Hey Bub...back off...Im the only Midnight Around here..
Tell them Sparky.....gettem Skippy...

I am T(The Midnight Granger)She is A(Skippy-Just Like Peanut Butter Easy To Spread)

OhioCouple · 04-05-2003, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dave_susie2001
Him: Spinner Kies
Her: Teddi Montclair

lmao! You two were made for porn!!! Spinner and Teddie.....LMAO! Gone are the days of Dave and Susie...so humdrum...!

Lori

OhioCouple · 04-05-2003, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DragonsLair
Hey Bub...back off...Im the only Midnight Around here..
Tell them Sparky.....gettem Skippy...

I am T(The Midnight Granger)She is A(Skippy-Just Like Peanut Butter Easy To Spread)

Chill out Midnight Granger ....there is plenty of room for other midnight's in this world...but keep in mind that you will always be my first and most special.

Lori

DragonsLair · 04-05-2003, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DragonsLair
Hey Bub...back off...Im the only Midnight Around here..
Tell them Sparky.....gettem Skippy...

I am T(The Midnight Granger)She is A(Skippy-Just Like Peanut Butter Easy To Spread)

Skippy here,

Wow, no testosterone flowing here, huh? lol

So, Sparky, what do we do when we come up with two people with the same name? First come, comes to mind. lol

Midnight Thunder would be a great porn name, tho. But Midnight Granger will always have my heart. He's the first and my favorite Midnight.

DragonsLair

He is T (love you baby, can't wait until you're home again). I am A (hoping for time to pass quickly).

OhioCouple · 04-07-2003, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by DragonsLair

Wow, no testosterone flowing here, huh?

What? Testosterone? Testosterone? And I thought I was imagining it.

Lori ~ Aka Sparky

flkeyscouple · 12-10-2006, 11:27 PM

I'm bumping this back up. I happened across it and laughed out loud! Great thread.

Mine: Rip Ninth Avenue
His: Laddie Fifth Avenue

No porn star names here! Can we combine them? Rip Laddie? Or Laddie Rip?

telly2 · 12-11-2006, 12:35 AM

Well thanks for finding this one, It is great, been having quite the chuckle here.

Mine would be B.J. Diorite {pronounced die right} I guess that fits if you are going to go go happy.

I will have to ask Mr T wht his would be.
Chantal

EvilMJ · 12-11-2006, 08:09 AM

Well this did make me giggle a bit this morning.

I Guess I would be Ginger Ruben.

telly2 · 12-11-2006, 08:54 AM

Mr T's would be
mariah martindale

Never thing of this when you are naming yor first pet.
Chantal

havefuninsun · 12-11-2006, 09:05 AM

This is great! Thanks for bumping it back up!

I would be Pooky Wilson

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

prettylady · 12-11-2006, 05:22 PM

NEVER ask a historian about your past.
I called Dad to see where we lived when I was born and got a complete run down of everyone who lived there and their stories.
Anyway I would be
Ginger Kipps.

Your friend,
Prettylady

MoonLightKiss · 12-12-2006, 02:30 AM

OMG this thread is hilarious, and some really great porn names out there. Mine doesn't really sound like a porn name.

Name of first pet: Terragon
Name of first street: Valley Road

I would then be Terragon Valley. I sound like a place you would find Harry Potter lurking about. *shudders*

And prettylady, I feel your pain. I had to call my dad to find out. Then he wanted to know why, so I made up this lie about how it was a survey for my space. And I felt bad for lying to him, but I couldn't just up and tell him, "Well dad, you see, me and my man here, we are swingers. And ya know they had this thread on this forum that I enjoy, about how to come up with your porn name."

I would have gotten the "I thought you grew up and had become productive members not perverts" speech instead of the "My space is nothing but a meat market, and you have no business on a site like that" speech. But I listened to him, uh-huh'd in all the right places, and said something along the lines of "I will think about it dad. Love you." So I did my penance for the lie.

flkeyscouple · 12-12-2006, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by telly2

Mine would be B.J. Diorite {pronounced die right} I guess that fits if you are going to go go happy.

Now THAT'S a fitting porn star name!! These are so much fun!!

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12-10-2006, 11:27 PM	#38 (permalink)
flkeyscouple Sarah&Roger's Female Half Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,160 Location: FL Status: couple-female half SLS Name:floridakeyscouple	Re: What would your name be? I'm bumping this back up. I happened across it and laughed out loud! Great thread. Mine: Rip Ninth Avenue His: Laddie Fifth Avenue No porn star names here! Can we combine them? Rip Laddie? Or Laddie Rip?

12-11-2006, 12:35 AM	#39 (permalink)
telly2 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 275 Location: copper cliff ontario canada Status: female of couple	Re: What would your name be? Well thanks for finding this one, It is great, been having quite the chuckle here. Mine would be B.J. Diorite {pronounced die right} I guess that fits if you are going to go go happy. I will have to ask Mr T wht his would be. Chantal __________________ "There's only us There's only this ...Forget regret or life is yours to miss No day but today"

12-11-2006, 08:09 AM	#40 (permalink)
EvilMJ Pure Evil..In a cute suit Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,497 Location: Nova Scotia Status: Couple	Re: What would your name be? Well this did make me giggle a bit this morning. I Guess I would be Ginger Ruben. __________________ "Well! Evil to some is always good to others." - Jane Austen

12-11-2006, 08:54 AM	#41 (permalink)
telly2 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 275 Location: copper cliff ontario canada Status: female of couple	Re: What would your name be? Mr T's would be mariah martindale Never thing of this when you are naming yor first pet. Chantal __________________ "There's only us There's only this ...Forget regret or life is yours to miss No day but today"

04-02-2003, 08:43 PM	#31 (permalink)
dave_susie2001 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 284 Location: Michigan Status: Married Couple	Him: Spinner Kies Her: Teddi Montclair

04-04-2003, 11:34 PM	#32 (permalink)
NotsoNew Active Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 392 Location: MD Status: Couple SLS Name:newbies123	Cat - Midnight Road - Thunder Hill So guess I am Midnight Thunder

12-11-2006, 09:05 AM	#42 (permalink)
havefuninsun insert witty banter here Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,190 Location: Virginia Status: Couple SLS Name:havefuninsun	Re: What would your name be? This is great! Thanks for bumping it back up! I would be Pooky Wilson HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

12-11-2006, 05:22 PM	#43 (permalink)
prettylady anything boys can do.... Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,751 Location: Utopia Status: Trouble maker SLS Name:playtoys69 Blog Entries: 1	Re: What would your name be? NEVER ask a historian about your past. I called Dad to see where we lived when I was born and got a complete run down of everyone who lived there and their stories. Anyway I would be Ginger Kipps. Your friend, Prettylady __________________ To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

12-12-2006, 02:30 AM	#44 (permalink)
MoonLightKiss Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 406 Location: Kentucky Status: Couple	Re: What would your name be? OMG this thread is hilarious, and some really great porn names out there. Mine doesn't really sound like a porn name. Name of first pet: Terragon Name of first street: Valley Road I would then be Terragon Valley. I sound like a place you would find Harry Potter lurking about. shudders And prettylady, I feel your pain. I had to call my dad to find out. Then he wanted to know why, so I made up this lie about how it was a survey for my space. And I felt bad for lying to him, but I couldn't just up and tell him, "Well dad, you see, me and my man here, we are swingers. And ya know they had this thread on this forum that I enjoy, about how to come up with your porn name." I would have gotten the "I thought you grew up and had become productive members not perverts" speech instead of the "My space is nothing but a meat market, and you have no business on a site like that" speech. But I listened to him, uh-huh'd in all the right places, and said something along the lines of "I will think about it dad. Love you." So I did my penance for the lie. __________________ Our greatest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. - Marianne Wilson

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