Swingers School - What grade are you in?

beaverz · 08-30-2006, 05:52 PM

Everyone on this board is at a grade level. I'm sure many of you have changed your status since joining the board. When you first joined the board what category were you compared to now?

I joined this site about 18 months ago and really didn't know much about the lifestyle. I knew what the general public knows (that couples invite others into their sex life) but not about all the other aspects of swinging or the type of people that actually swing. I have discovered most are just like us and have average vanilla lives except for the sex thing.

We have gone from a HS Freshman to now a HS Senior.

I know I should have name the thread "Stupid Analogy Poll".

Spoomonkey · 08-30-2006, 07:33 PM

I kind of felt guilty being honest... We feel pretty comfortable with the lifestyle so went with "Master's Degree". People like TNT remind me that I'm not a god yet...

But - really - I think many of the folks here fall into the "doing it - comfortable with it" category. This is like an Ivy League College!!!

Spoomonkey

**TNT** · 08-30-2006, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

I kind of felt guilty being honest... We feel pretty comfortable with the lifestyle so went with "Master's Degree". People like TNT remind me that I'm not a god yet...

....

Well...we did chose the Doctorate Degree...I figured I scream "Oh God" enough and Ted has told me for years that he is God, so...it seemed like the right answer.

Teresa

Spoomonkey · 08-30-2006, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TNT

Well...we did chose the Doctorate Degree...

Any time you guys want to play "doctorate" just let us know

Spoomonkey

**TNT** · 08-30-2006, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

Any time you guys want to play "doctorate" just let us know

Spoomonkey

Well...I've had monkey sex before but...never purple monkey sex

Teresa

Tia Vampire · 08-30-2006, 08:31 PM

well we've been in the life-style for about a month now, we've been with a few couples and they all say that we are good and can't believe that we have not been in the life-style for long. i just do what feels good and it just comes naturally. so far i have no regrets and hope to be in the life-style for a while.

2jersey · 08-30-2006, 08:35 PM

Actually a clever analogy - although you make high school seem like a very long journey.

We joined the board as college students (skipped through high school very quickly) and we now have our Bachelor's degree.

Spoomonkey · 08-30-2006, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TNT

Well...I've had monkey sex before but...never purple monkey sex

I've never had sex with a PhD...

Sounds like we can help each other close some open books

Spoomonkey

Dynamar · 08-30-2006, 11:04 PM

I chose Master's degree. Tested right out of high school in less than a month, thanks to many resources... not the least of which was/is this community.

prettylady · 08-30-2006, 11:40 PM

I am a senior, I loved senior year at school.
I know this graduation is going to be as great as the last one. Even better I would guess.
Does getting a Doctorine take as long as Swinger High as it does in Univeristy? Good god I hope not.
But I could guess my professors will be a hell of alot sexier then they are at my school.
Your friend,
Prettylady

curiousinNC · 08-31-2006, 08:01 AM

Good question, although we are curious....what is the general criteria for each grade considered to be?

And, just answered our own question lol, found the poll attached.....

and we would be mid level college students.

EvilMJ · 08-31-2006, 08:31 AM

Man that was a tough question!!

At first I wasn't going for a high rating until I played the game of what have I done and how many times have I done it. Followed by a round of how comfortable am with.....

I quickly moved up the scale. I clearly have not had the lenght of time that TNT have..(I bow to them), but I have managed to pack a lot of fun in that time. I think we are Masters Degree level. I guess I am going to have to work on my doctorate now (hmmmm a thesis on pirates and purple monkeys??).

LikeMinds321 · 08-31-2006, 11:04 AM

I selected Bachelor's even though we also fit well into the Master's degree in that we are "really comfortable with the lifestyle."

We still look at swinging as an ever-learning process. And we love to learn.

LM

Chicup · 08-31-2006, 11:34 AM

We would have to be masters degree even though I don't think of us as very active swingers.

The information and unknown part is long past.

beaverz · 08-31-2006, 12:17 PM

Those of you that have graduated from Swinger High or Swinger University will be receiving an official diploma that you can hang on your wall at home or at work next to your other diplomas and/or pictures of you shaking hands with past or current presidents. It would make for nice conversation at work or at home, don't you think.

Those of you (including myself) that have not graduated high school will receive a wall size student ID.

Teresa and Ted (or should I address you as Dr. Teresa and Dr. Ted) we would be honored for you to speak at this years graduation ceremony.

Remember, all you alumni don't forget to mail you donations to show your support of your alma mater.

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View Poll Results: What Grade are you in?
High School Freshman - I/we have no idea what the lifestyle is about, could someone tell me where my first class is?	4	2.19%
High School Sophomore - Starting to understand the lifestyle a little, have a long way to go	6	3.28%
High School Junior - Understand the lifestyle, but not quite ready yet, need to get better prepared	7	3.83%
High School Senior - The anticipation is building, I/we are waiting for graduation	20	10.93%
High School Graduate - I/we have had our first experience	21	11.48%
College Student - Experimenting, trying to figure out what I/we like	34	18.58%
Bachelor Degree - Swinging on a regular bases, but still trying to absorb as much information as possible	41	22.40%
Master Degree - Very experienced swinger, feel very comfortable with the lifestyle	41	22.40%
Doctorate Degree - Done and seen it all, I feel like an expert (Almost like a God, NOT THE GOD, but a swinging God)	9	4.92%
Didn't make it through Kindergarten - Oblivious and just trolling	0	0%
Voters: 183. You may not vote on this poll

08-30-2006, 05:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
beaverz Eat a beaver save a tree Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 292 Location: Indy Status: Couple	Swingers School - What grade are you in? Everyone on this board is at a grade level. I'm sure many of you have changed your status since joining the board. When you first joined the board what category were you compared to now? I joined this site about 18 months ago and really didn't know much about the lifestyle. I knew what the general public knows (that couples invite others into their sex life) but not about all the other aspects of swinging or the type of people that actually swing. I have discovered most are just like us and have average vanilla lives except for the sex thing. We have gone from a HS Freshman to now a HS Senior. I know I should have name the thread "Stupid Analogy Poll".
	__________________ Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive! Last edited by beaverz; 08-30-2006 at 06:37 PM.

08-30-2006, 07:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
Spoomonkey Chimpin' Ain't Easy Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 6,739 Location: Ohio Status: Married Monkeys - will you be our vine? Swing Lifestyle Name:Spoomonkey	Re: Swingers School - What grade are you in? I kind of felt guilty being honest... We feel pretty comfortable with the lifestyle so went with "Master's Degree". People like TNT remind me that I'm not a god yet... But - really - I think many of the folks here fall into the "doing it - comfortable with it" category. This is like an Ivy League College!!! Spoomonkey
	__________________ "Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities." - C. S. Lewis

08-30-2006, 08:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tia Vampire Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,059 Location: Florida Status: Single Female Swing Lifestyle Name:tiavampire	Re: Swingers School - What grade are you in? well we've been in the life-style for about a month now, we've been with a few couples and they all say that we are good and can't believe that we have not been in the life-style for long. i just do what feels good and it just comes naturally. so far i have no regrets and hope to be in the life-style for a while.

08-30-2006, 08:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
2jersey Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 489 Location: ~~~ Status: Couple	Re: Swingers School - What grade are you in? Actually a clever analogy - although you make high school seem like a very long journey. We joined the board as college students (skipped through high school very quickly) and we now have our Bachelor's degree.

08-30-2006, 11:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
Dynamar Ready-Willing-Able Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 746 Location: A flyover state Status: Single Swing Lifestyle Name:Dynamar	Re: Swingers School - What grade are you in? I chose Master's degree. Tested right out of high school in less than a month, thanks to many resources... not the least of which was/is this community.
	__________________ ~Dynamar

08-30-2006, 11:40 PM	#10 (permalink)
prettylady anything boys can do.... Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,750 Location: Utopia Status: Trouble maker Swing Lifestyle Name:playtoys69	Re: Swingers School - What grade are you in? I am a senior, I loved senior year at school. I know this graduation is going to be as great as the last one. Even better I would guess. Does getting a Doctorine take as long as Swinger High as it does in Univeristy? Good god I hope not. But I could guess my professors will be a hell of alot sexier then they are at my school. Your friend, Prettylady
	__________________ To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

08-31-2006, 08:01 AM	#11 (permalink)
curiousinNC Here to Stay Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 36 Location: NC Status: married couple Swing Lifestyle Name:ncnewcpl4u	Re: Swingers School - What grade are you in? Good question, although we are curious....what is the general criteria for each grade considered to be? And, just answered our own question lol, found the poll attached..... and we would be mid level college students.
	Last edited by curiousinNC; 08-31-2006 at 08:04 AM.

08-31-2006, 08:31 AM	#12 (permalink)
EvilMJ Pure Evil..In a cute suit Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,497 Location: Nova Scotia Status: Couple	Re: Swingers School - What grade are you in? Man that was a tough question!! At first I wasn't going for a high rating until I played the game of what have I done and how many times have I done it. Followed by a round of how comfortable am with..... I quickly moved up the scale. I clearly have not had the lenght of time that TNT have..(I bow to them), but I have managed to pack a lot of fun in that time. I think we are Masters Degree level. I guess I am going to have to work on my doctorate now (hmmmm a thesis on pirates and purple monkeys??).
	__________________ "Well! Evil to some is always good to others." - Jane Austen

08-31-2006, 11:04 AM	#13 (permalink)
LikeMinds321 I'll think about it Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 10,099 Location: With Wild Things Status: Married Female	Re: Swingers School - What grade are you in? I selected Bachelor's even though we also fit well into the Master's degree in that we are "really comfortable with the lifestyle." We still look at swinging as an ever-learning process. And we love to learn. LM

08-31-2006, 11:34 AM	#14 (permalink)
Chicup Not a potential *** Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 4,093 Location: Under the bed Status: Tired	Re: Swingers School - What grade are you in? We would have to be masters degree even though I don't think of us as very active swingers. The information and unknown part is long past.

08-31-2006, 12:17 PM	#15 (permalink)
beaverz Eat a beaver save a tree Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 292 Location: Indy Status: Couple	Re: Swingers School - What grade are you in? Those of you that have graduated from Swinger High or Swinger University will be receiving an official diploma that you can hang on your wall at home or at work next to your other diplomas and/or pictures of you shaking hands with past or current presidents. It would make for nice conversation at work or at home, don't you think. Those of you (including myself) that have not graduated high school will receive a wall size student ID. Teresa and Ted (or should I address you as Dr. Teresa and Dr. Ted) we would be honored for you to speak at this years graduation ceremony. Remember, all you alumni don't forget to mail you donations to show your support of your alma mater.
	__________________ Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive!

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