How Many Sex Toys do you own?

***JustAskJulie*** · 11-26-2002, 03:27 PM

So ladies (and gentlemen for that matter) just how many toys do you have? Can you even count them? Are they so scattered you really aren't sure (that's the case for me)? Do you even have any?
Can you count them on one hand and name them all?

12-01-2002, 08:22 AM

I got 2 slim vibes that I got online (one at Babeland - www.babeland.com and one at Cum4toys Sex Toys - www.cum4toys.com) and they are great!

However, I don't know if I can benefit from any other toys. What do you think?

bimrdcpl · 12-08-2002, 10:52 PM

Oh my gosh I cant even imagine not having my sex toys. Hubby and I have been collecting them for quite some time. They are awsome. We dont use them all the time but when we decide to pull out the toy "trunk" we know we are going to have a blast!!!!

RnKin Fla · 12-08-2002, 11:08 PM

Wow, Julie, good question!

I guess that's why you run the place, huh?

Hmmm...let me see. If we are talking about all the toys we have...ropes, swing, spreader bars, insertables, harnesses, crops, mitts

....sheesh. I cannot even count them all. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 45-50 items, I'd guess.

:evil:

But, hey, we do like to play.

Katt · 02-22-2003, 05:18 PM

OH I do like toys tooo. FOr me life without at least one vibe is not tolerable. I even have a small travel size one that isnt big enuf to really look like much on x-ray for them to make me unpack my bags. And I love going shopping for more, esp with the partner. One can never have too much of a good thing.

LadyDiamond · 02-22-2003, 08:55 PM

I have My first little vibe but it broke so I had to replace it now it's just a dildo. So just got a new Penthouse vibe. and it come with a nice sleeve which can be a toy of it's own.
Other than that I just have a small Butt plug and a remote control egg. Don't really use those much.
We have a flogger and a riding crop would you consider those toys also? and if thats the case what about handcuffs. lol

babydragon · 03-22-2003, 05:02 PM

I DID have a couple of toys

untill the other day, when I forgot to lock my bedroom door. my youngest went exploring and found them, thinking they were some kind of rockets, she decided to launch them out my open bedroom window (unknown to me).

First thing I know about it is when my mother arrives with a look of pure discust on her face saying " some discusting person has throw 2 sex toys into your garden, so I have used a carrier bac and picked them up, and trown them in the bin".

i would never get them back out of the bin but I wasn't really given a choice as the dustbin men had just emptied my bin.

Now I have none

and the odds are I wont be able to get a new one for a couple of weeks.

DragonsLair · 03-22-2003, 05:20 PM

Poor Babydragon. lol The joy of kids. You might want to check out an older thread on where you keep your toys for ideas for when you replace them.

DragonsLair

He is T. I am A.

BradAndJanet · 03-22-2003, 09:03 PM

Yes, poor babydragon! I hope you can get something soon...

How on earth did you keep a straight face?

-B

***JustAskJulie*** · 03-23-2003, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradAndJanet
Yes, poor babydragon! I hope you can get something soon...

How on earth did you keep a straight face?

-B

And how did you keep from giving away your secret by not turning 50 shades of red as I'm sure I would have.

FreakyBytch · 03-29-2003, 05:16 AM

How many toys do me and my husband own? LOL. I'd say too many, but you know that's never enough.

djjwp · 08-23-2004, 12:04 PM

It could be worse, company comes and then sitting in the hall is your dog with one in his mouth. There is a pic out on the internet with this that is a howl, pun intended.

We almost fainted when we came home when Grandma was watching the kids and she said "one came out of our room with something we may not have wanted them to be in". We froze until she reveiled it was the wife's makeup!

We have four toys, one slim vib, one vibe shapped like a penis and then two dildos, one 8" X5" and one 10 X 7" inch (My favorite, that monster makes her scream when she cums! Surrender ) We have some other toys; crops, ropes, etc... but alas, she is not into them so they collect dust.

PAyoungCPL · 08-23-2004, 12:13 PM

well i know we have at least 4 different doubles and who knows how many others.
Its enough that we laugh when we go to large xxx stores we say got it, got it, got two of them, hmmm this one looks fimiliar, got it, etc.
We will get atleast one a month.

NWARcouple · 08-25-2004, 10:22 AM

We don't have an accurate count... so, we answered accordingly.

We do try to keep everything in one of two different locations. But, we've been known to accidentally leave things out as well.

When we first started buying toys, we would buy several at a time. But eventually, we became more selective. We have some rarely (if ever) used toys that just didn't live up to the hype of the packaging.

But, we're always on the lookout for something new and interesting!!!

Beloved1982 · 10-21-2004, 10:17 PM

Quote:

I DID have a couple of toys untill the other day, when I forgot to lock my bedroom door. my youngest went exploring and found them, thinking they were some kind of rockets, she decided to launch them out my open bedroom window (unknown to me).

First thing I know about it is when my mother arrives with a look of pure discust on her face saying " some discusting person has throw 2 sex toys into your garden, so I have used a carrier bac and picked them up, and trown them in the bin".

i would never get them back out of the bin but I wasn't really given a choice as the dustbin men had just emptied my bin.

Now I have none and the odds are I wont be able to get a new one for a couple of weeks.

OH MY GOD!!

That is freaking hilarious!

I have never laughed so hard in my life.

Good one...

~kisses~

Beth

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I don't have any sex toys	60	6.48%
I have 1 and that's all I need!	52	5.62%
I have between 2 and 5 sex toys	410	44.28%
I have between 6 and 10 sex toys	208	22.46%
I have 10 -20 sex toys	101	10.91%
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11-26-2002, 03:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
*JustAskJulie* Your Hostess Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 22,250 Location: Alabama Status: Female SLS Name:swingersboard Blog Entries: 59	How Many Sex Toys do you own? So ladies (and gentlemen for that matter) just how many toys do you have? Can you even count them? Are they so scattered you really aren't sure (that's the case for me)? Do you even have any? Can you count them on one hand and name them all? __________________ Julie Owner/ Admin http://www.swingersboard.com

12-08-2002, 11:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
RnKin Fla Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 201 Location: North Florida Status: Couple	Wow, Julie, good question! I guess that's why you run the place, huh? Hmmm...let me see. If we are talking about all the toys we have...ropes, swing, spreader bars, insertables, harnesses, crops, mitts ....sheesh. I cannot even count them all. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 45-50 items, I'd guess. :evil: But, hey, we do like to play. __________________ We like to do things a little differently...

02-22-2003, 05:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
Katt Active Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 22 Location: san antonio area Status: couple	OH I do like toys tooo. FOr me life without at least one vibe is not tolerable. I even have a small travel size one that isnt big enuf to really look like much on x-ray for them to make me unpack my bags. And I love going shopping for more, esp with the partner. One can never have too much of a good thing. __________________ "all of us have wings but some of us don't know why"

12-01-2002, 08:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
anthony777 Posts: n/a	I got 2 slim vibes that I got online (one at Babeland - www.babeland.com and one at Cum4toys Sex Toys - www.cum4toys.com) and they are great! However, I don't know if I can benefit from any other toys. What do you think?

12-08-2002, 10:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
bimrdcpl Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 231 Location: Warren Michigan Status: couple SLS Name:bimrdcpl2	Oh my gosh I cant even imagine not having my sex toys. Hubby and I have been collecting them for quite some time. They are awsome. We dont use them all the time but when we decide to pull out the toy "trunk" we know we are going to have a blast!!!!

02-22-2003, 08:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
LadyDiamond Active Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11 Location: California Status: Single Female SLS Name:Ladydiamond	I have My first little vibe but it broke so I had to replace it now it's just a dildo. So just got a new Penthouse vibe. and it come with a nice sleeve which can be a toy of it's own. Other than that I just have a small Butt plug and a remote control egg. Don't really use those much. We have a flogger and a riding crop would you consider those toys also? and if thats the case what about handcuffs. lol __________________ ~Lady Diamond~

03-22-2003, 05:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
babydragon Active Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 102 Location: U.K Status: couple	I DID have a couple of toys untill the other day, when I forgot to lock my bedroom door. my youngest went exploring and found them, thinking they were some kind of rockets, she decided to launch them out my open bedroom window (unknown to me). First thing I know about it is when my mother arrives with a look of pure discust on her face saying " some discusting person has throw 2 sex toys into your garden, so I have used a carrier bac and picked them up, and trown them in the bin". i would never get them back out of the bin but I wasn't really given a choice as the dustbin men had just emptied my bin. Now I have none and the odds are I wont be able to get a new one for a couple of weeks. __________________ Always try things three times: 1st time to try it out. 2nd time to see if it's better. 3rd time just to recap 1st and 2nd.

03-22-2003, 05:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
DragonsLair Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 1,020 Location: Cleveland, OH Status: Married Couple	Poor Babydragon. lol The joy of kids. You might want to check out an older thread on where you keep your toys for ideas for when you replace them. DragonsLair He is T. I am A.

03-22-2003, 09:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
BradAndJanet Only slightly cracked... Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,071 Location: Seattle Status: Married Couple	Yes, poor babydragon! I hope you can get something soon... How on earth did you keep a straight face? -B __________________ "If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." - Mark Twain All about us...

03-29-2003, 05:16 AM	#11 (permalink)
FreakyBytch SPAMMER Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 38 Location: My Asshole usually Status: Married Female	How many toys do me and my husband own? LOL. I'd say too many, but you know that's never enough.

08-23-2004, 12:04 PM	#12 (permalink)
djjwp Suffering from Hedo2 DIF Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 313 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Status: Couple SLS Name:djjwp	Re: How Many Sex Toys do you own? It could be worse, company comes and then sitting in the hall is your dog with one in his mouth. There is a pic out on the internet with this that is a howl, pun intended. We almost fainted when we came home when Grandma was watching the kids and she said "one came out of our room with something we may not have wanted them to be in". We froze until she reveiled it was the wife's makeup! We have four toys, one slim vib, one vibe shapped like a penis and then two dildos, one 8" X5" and one 10 X 7" inch (My favorite, that monster makes her scream when she cums! Surrender ) We have some other toys; crops, ropes, etc... but alas, she is not into them so they collect dust.

08-23-2004, 12:13 PM	#13 (permalink)
PAyoungCPL Here to Stay Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 49 Location: pa Status: couple	Re: How Many Sex Toys do you own? well i know we have at least 4 different doubles and who knows how many others. Its enough that we laugh when we go to large xxx stores we say got it, got it, got two of them, hmmm this one looks fimiliar, got it, etc. We will get atleast one a month. __________________ There is an estamated 2 million + swingers, now if only we could get them all together for a convention. Hmmm which state would we rent?

08-25-2004, 10:22 AM	#14 (permalink)
NWARcouple Active Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 45 Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas Status: Couple SLS Name:curiousinnwa	Re: How Many Sex Toys do you own? We don't have an accurate count... so, we answered accordingly. We do try to keep everything in one of two different locations. But, we've been known to accidentally leave things out as well. When we first started buying toys, we would buy several at a time. But eventually, we became more selective. We have some rarely (if ever) used toys that just didn't live up to the hype of the packaging. But, we're always on the lookout for something new and interesting!!!

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