Have you ever faked an Orgasm?

***JustAskJulie*** · 11-20-2002, 06:10 PM

According to this article women aren't the only ones faking orgasms. So how bout it guys, fess up. Have you ever faked an orgasm?

Chris&Amelia · 11-20-2002, 06:13 PM

The question comes up... unless the guy is wearing a condom, and it pretty quick about removing it after sex, how can he fake an orgasm?

"Sorry, honey. I guess I was a little drained tonight."

blue_eyez · 11-20-2002, 10:07 PM

I did it once...during phone sex. Just wanted to get it over with, since it was a bore.

c and k · 11-21-2002, 01:43 AM

Yes I have faked orgasm but she knows right away i havnt came. It happened the other night, she came in and woke me up and started making love. She finished first and I knew I wouldnt be able to finish, so I faked it. Then I felt stupid because she didnt get up to go to the bathroom, so she knew.

Lorrelei · 11-21-2002, 09:16 AM

I've read somewhere that a guy can have an orgasm without ejaculating.

I read that when a person has an orgasm, USUALLY they ejaculate, not neccesarily always. Like a woman doesn't have to have cum oozing out her pussy when she orgasms.

So he can fake an orgasm this way.

I've never faked an orgasm except during cybersex, but even then, I've had lots of real orgasms doing cybersex.

Chris&Amelia · 11-21-2002, 02:42 PM

But for a guy to have an orgasm without ejaculating, as I understand it, he has to do some pretty serious training and/or massive self-control. There is a technique to it, I'm sure, but it has to be learned, and I imagine most guys do not have the required skills.

I know I don't. When I have my orgasm, it's gonna get messy.

Lorrelei · 11-21-2002, 04:26 PM

Yeah, I think I read about it from a book about Eastern sexual practices. Similar to Tantra, where you can train yourself to do intense self-control....and have this HUMUNGOUS SEXUAL EXPLOSION later I guess.

dave_susie2001 · 11-21-2002, 09:11 PM

I've faked it a few times. The second time we were ever with a couple, the woman came and then started to get dry. She kept telling me that she wanted to feel me cum. So I faked it to allow us to take a break and let things heat up for her again.

To answer the questions above about not being able to hide the fact that you cum, I'm one of those lucky guys that can cum multiple times in a single play session. Especially if I've taken one of those little blue pills. The more times I cum, the less ejaculate there is. After the 3rd time, it's almost non existant. It feels just as intense, but nothing or a very minimal amount comes out.

J & K · 11-26-2002, 06:12 PM

"J" here the male half of "K". I have NEVER faked one. I either have them or I don't. If I can't cum then I go as long as I can until I give up. My problem is trying not to have them so soon within the first 15 or 30 minutes. After 30 I rather have one because then it becomes sexercise more-or-less----LOL. I think a woman will know a man faking because at least 95% of the time "I Believe" there is cum coming out of the wanger or lady's end with his cum.

Brit_Pair · 09-27-2003, 09:08 AM

Given that this thread was last posted on almost a year ago, and since there are so many new faces present on the board now (our own included) it seemed ripe for some potential readdressing.

So who out there has faked? The men are equally as welcome to participate in the poll and the thread as the women.

As a starter for ten, I (Mr B) have chucked a fight, just the once, and not with Mrs B.

A good few years ago, I was in bed with a girlfriend; it was in the wee small hours, it was going to be a demanding next day, I was a little desensitized from a couple of beers, and my girlfriend was not being particularly inspiring. The result was that - in spite of a great deal of expended energy (did wonders for my six pack) - it felt as though I would never orgasm. So to spare us both, I faked. I explained away the missing ejaculate as a side-effect of having masturbated earlier that day, and she bought it - at face-value anyway. Both then and now, it seemed like a white lie, a necessary wrong.

So who's next up to the plate?

BradAndJanet · 09-27-2003, 10:17 AM

Yes, I have...once...with the Mrs.

She'd had several orgasms and was tired out, as was I, but she wanted me to have 'my turn'. Although I was hard, I just couldn't come for some reason. So, as not to disappoint her, I 'faked' one and then we both went to sleep.

I told her about it later, and we agreed to be more honest about it in the future. And we have...

-B

MagicEnigma · 09-30-2003, 04:09 PM

Faked? Yeah, I have done that.

How many have exaggerated an orgasm? Now that is an interesting number!

Elusive BiFem · 10-01-2003, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MagicEnigma

How many have exaggerated an orgasm? Now that is an interesting number!

Good MagicEnigma...good....

I'd like to know those numbers, too! - EBF

norcalcouple · 10-01-2003, 09:46 PM

I have never faked one, I have yet had a reason to

jen · 10-02-2003, 07:25 AM

Some of the responses here are offering some sort of reason about why someone would fake their orgasm. I've always wondered what a person could want to do that for.

Thanks for that.

Spose you're either cuming or your going...

Or something

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11-21-2002, 09:16 AM	#5 (permalink)
Lorrelei Here to Stay Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 54 Location: MI	I've read somewhere that a guy can have an orgasm without ejaculating. I read that when a person has an orgasm, USUALLY they ejaculate, not neccesarily always. Like a woman doesn't have to have cum oozing out her pussy when she orgasms. So he can fake an orgasm this way. I've never faked an orgasm except during cybersex, but even then, I've had lots of real orgasms doing cybersex.
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11-21-2002, 04:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
Lorrelei Here to Stay Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 54 Location: MI	Yeah, I think I read about it from a book about Eastern sexual practices. Similar to Tantra, where you can train yourself to do intense self-control....and have this HUMUNGOUS SEXUAL EXPLOSION later I guess.
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11-20-2002, 06:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
Chris&Amelia Don't poke an eye out! Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,450 Location: Pennsylvania - The Poconos Status: The C of C&A Swing Lifestyle Name:PA_Panache	The question comes up... unless the guy is wearing a condom, and it pretty quick about removing it after sex, how can he fake an orgasm? "Sorry, honey. I guess I was a little drained tonight."

11-20-2002, 10:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
blue_eyez Here to Stay Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 15 Location: Atlanta Status: Couple	I did it once...during phone sex. Just wanted to get it over with, since it was a bore.

11-21-2002, 01:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
c and k Active Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 11 Location: San Diego Status: couple	Yes I have faked orgasm but she knows right away i havnt came. It happened the other night, she came in and woke me up and started making love. She finished first and I knew I wouldnt be able to finish, so I faked it. Then I felt stupid because she didnt get up to go to the bathroom, so she knew.

11-21-2002, 02:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
Chris&Amelia Don't poke an eye out! Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,450 Location: Pennsylvania - The Poconos Status: The C of C&A Swing Lifestyle Name:PA_Panache	But for a guy to have an orgasm without ejaculating, as I understand it, he has to do some pretty serious training and/or massive self-control. There is a technique to it, I'm sure, but it has to be learned, and I imagine most guys do not have the required skills. I know I don't. When I have my orgasm, it's gonna get messy.

11-21-2002, 09:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
dave_susie2001 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 284 Location: Michigan Status: Married Couple	I've faked it a few times. The second time we were ever with a couple, the woman came and then started to get dry. She kept telling me that she wanted to feel me cum. So I faked it to allow us to take a break and let things heat up for her again. To answer the questions above about not being able to hide the fact that you cum, I'm one of those lucky guys that can cum multiple times in a single play session. Especially if I've taken one of those little blue pills. The more times I cum, the less ejaculate there is. After the 3rd time, it's almost non existant. It feels just as intense, but nothing or a very minimal amount comes out.

11-26-2002, 06:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
J & K Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 192 Location: Middle GA Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:OKC_CPL	"J" here the male half of "K". I have NEVER faked one. I either have them or I don't. If I can't cum then I go as long as I can until I give up. My problem is trying not to have them so soon within the first 15 or 30 minutes. After 30 I rather have one because then it becomes sexercise more-or-less----LOL. I think a woman will know a man faking because at least 95% of the time "I Believe" there is cum coming out of the wanger or lady's end with his cum.

09-27-2003, 09:08 AM	#10 (permalink)
Brit_Pair Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,635 Location: UK Status: Couple	Given that this thread was last posted on almost a year ago, and since there are so many new faces present on the board now (our own included) it seemed ripe for some potential readdressing. So who out there has faked? The men are equally as welcome to participate in the poll and the thread as the women. As a starter for ten, I (Mr B) have chucked a fight, just the once, and not with Mrs B. A good few years ago, I was in bed with a girlfriend; it was in the wee small hours, it was going to be a demanding next day, I was a little desensitized from a couple of beers, and my girlfriend was not being particularly inspiring. The result was that - in spite of a great deal of expended energy (did wonders for my six pack) - it felt as though I would never orgasm. So to spare us both, I faked. I explained away the missing ejaculate as a side-effect of having masturbated earlier that day, and she bought it - at face-value anyway. Both then and now, it seemed like a white lie, a necessary wrong. So who's next up to the plate?
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09-27-2003, 10:17 AM	#11 (permalink)
BradAndJanet Only slightly cracked... Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,071 Location: Seattle Status: Married Couple	Yes, I have...once...with the Mrs. She'd had several orgasms and was tired out, as was I, but she wanted me to have 'my turn'. Although I was hard, I just couldn't come for some reason. So, as not to disappoint her, I 'faked' one and then we both went to sleep. I told her about it later, and we agreed to be more honest about it in the future. And we have... -B
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09-30-2003, 04:09 PM	#12 (permalink)
MagicEnigma Swingers Board Addict Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 149 Location: Great Lakes	Faked? Yeah, I have done that. How many have exaggerated an orgasm? Now that is an interesting number!

10-01-2003, 09:46 PM	#14 (permalink)
norcalcouple Here to Stay Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 13 Location: nor cal Status: married	I have never faked one, I have yet had a reason to

10-02-2003, 07:25 AM	#15 (permalink)
jen Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,118 Location: above a rainbow Status: un dolce uno	Thanks Some of the responses here are offering some sort of reason about why someone would fake their orgasm. I've always wondered what a person could want to do that for. Thanks for that. Spose you're either cuming or your going... Or something http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung0...smiley-076.gif http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung0...smiley-087.gif
	Last edited by jen; 10-02-2003 at 07:56 AM.

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