Have you ever faked an Orgasm? - Page 5

Chicup · 07-15-2008, 10:54 PM

The trick is to pull out and spit on her back.

**LFM2** · 07-15-2008, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chicup

The trick is to pull out and spit on her back.

This is the grossest, yet oddly, the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

**LFM2** · 07-15-2008, 11:42 PM

I used to fake it all the time with my ex-husband. Anything to get him offa me.

cocpl2007 · 07-16-2008, 12:22 AM

Luckily never faked one, nor had the inclination. I guess I've just been very lucky with partners.

2inSanDiego4u · 07-16-2008, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chicup

The trick is to pull out and spit on her back.

ROFL!

Back on topic - we both have faked it, but not with each other!

wineguy1994 · 07-17-2008, 11:38 AM

Sometimes I reach the point of orgasm and it feels like a less intense orgasm and only a small amount of cum will come out. This might happen a few times and then my penius will get soft and I feel satisfied. I feel like I am having multiple orgasms. I like it when this happens because in a short time I get hard again and can do the same thing again. If I have a strong orgasm and cum a lot, it is all over for quite awhile. Maybe until the next day.

CPL4XTCY · 07-19-2008, 01:46 AM

I'm pretty sure we each faked one this past weekend.

Night started off great with one couple and I popped once. At about 4am we started round 2 with another couple and between the added drinking and Trojan which felt like a rain-coat I just wasn't gonna get another one. The gal kept trying and was hell bent in making it happen, I finally did my best to fake it as I was wore out.

I felt bad and was just trying to make her feel good!

Pepper & Drew · 12-26-2008, 11:02 PM

Oh yeah, I've faked it. There have been times with playmates that were so disappointing that I just wanted to get the heck outta there. What are you supposed to do when you realize that you're just not that into him? Yell 'stop, you suck in bed and I'm never going to get there?' Yep, I've taken the coward's route before and if I get dud in the future, I might take that route again

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Pepper

Trellken · 05-24-2009, 07:58 PM

I'm a guy and can say that yes, I have faked an orgasm. That was probably 15 years ago back when I was in college. Just once.

s_couple · 09-21-2011, 01:53 AM

Mr s_couple here... I never have to. When I was younger, there was never an instance when I had to do that. After marriage, if I can't cum, I tell my wife that and we're all OK with it. The purpose of us having sex or making love is not just to make me cum. It's for us to be closer as a couple and sometimes to make her cum. There were multiple instances where she used me as a sex toy because she was horny and I wasn't... The last one just happened last week. LOL...

Breezyinhislove · 10-11-2011, 05:20 PM

I used to fake all my orgasms. HAD TO! Ha. Some dudes are so fucking dumb they couldn't get themselves off as quickly as I would fake my orgasms. ha! I dont fake now. My husband knows how to fuck my intensely and its PERFUCCCCKKKKTTTTT.

Idk why I kept fucking when i couldnt get off but I just love sex, plus I would think about it later and rub my clit til I came. (Never have to fake with myself.)

Just Passing By · 10-13-2011, 05:05 AM

Once upon a decade , when such thing happened , after the first 3 or 4 rounds with little pause , it could get to be "work" more than pleasure.. Instead of being rude , give a grunt before rolling over to catch breath , and rest a little bit. With several loads already , wasn't too obvious wether or not one more.

WeHoos · 10-18-2011, 07:40 AM

We have both faked them with another couple once, but to my knowledge we have not faked one to each other.

bjersr · 10-27-2011, 01:34 PM

There is a medical condition called retrograde ejaculation. Where when a man has an orgasm it goes into his bladder instead of out the penis. I recently had back surgery and the nerve that controls this can get damaged or traumatized during this surgery. I suffer from this slightly, but it usually fixes itself in 6 months to a year. Some guys have it permanently. So sometimes a man can have an orgasm and nothing comes out. Have I faked an orgasm yes. When I was younger I would cum prematurely, but I would stay hard. I would keep pumping then eventually pretend like I came.

BigDandLola · 10-28-2011, 01:30 PM

Not lately....i haven't ever had too...but

When i was with my husband (now x) I did it for the first few years of our marrige. I was young and didn't really have much experience so I didn't know what a true orgasm was. Sad that it was like that...but thank goodness i don't have to worry about that now!!

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07-15-2008, 10:54 PM	#61 (permalink)
Chicup Not a potential *** Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 4,093 Location: Under the bed Status: Tired	Re: Have you ever faked an Orgasm? The trick is to pull out and spit on her back.

07-15-2008, 11:42 PM	#63 (permalink)
LFM2 ~This space for rent~ Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,750 Location: across the tracks Status: Couple	Re: Have you ever faked an Orgasm? I used to fake it all the time with my ex-husband. Anything to get him offa me.
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07-16-2008, 12:22 AM	#64 (permalink)
cocpl2007 Here to play Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 403 Location: Washington Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:cocpl2007	Re: Have you ever faked an Orgasm? Luckily never faked one, nor had the inclination. I guess I've just been very lucky with partners.

07-17-2008, 11:38 AM	#66 (permalink)
wineguy1994 Registered Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 7 Location: New York Status: Couple	Re: Have you ever faked an Orgasm? Sometimes I reach the point of orgasm and it feels like a less intense orgasm and only a small amount of cum will come out. This might happen a few times and then my penius will get soft and I feel satisfied. I feel like I am having multiple orgasms. I like it when this happens because in a short time I get hard again and can do the same thing again. If I have a strong orgasm and cum a lot, it is all over for quite awhile. Maybe until the next day.

07-19-2008, 01:46 AM	#67 (permalink)
CPL4XTCY Here to Stay Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 28 Location: California - Bay Area Status: Couple	Re: Have you ever faked an Orgasm? I'm pretty sure we each faked one this past weekend. Night started off great with one couple and I popped once. At about 4am we started round 2 with another couple and between the added drinking and Trojan which felt like a rain-coat I just wasn't gonna get another one. The gal kept trying and was hell bent in making it happen, I finally did my best to fake it as I was wore out. I felt bad and was just trying to make her feel good!

12-26-2008, 11:02 PM	#68 (permalink)
Pepper & Drew Mmmmm...tasty! Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,035 Location: Hurricane Alley Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:alhedonists	Re: Have you ever faked an Orgasm? Oh yeah, I've faked it. There have been times with playmates that were so disappointing that I just wanted to get the heck outta there. What are you supposed to do when you realize that you're just not that into him? Yell 'stop, you suck in bed and I'm never going to get there?' Yep, I've taken the coward's route before and if I get dud in the future, I might take that route again . Pepper
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05-24-2009, 07:58 PM	#69 (permalink)
Trellken Here to Stay Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 26 Location: Atlanta Status: Couple	Re: Have you ever faked an Orgasm? I'm a guy and can say that yes, I have faked an orgasm. That was probably 15 years ago back when I was in college. Just once.

09-21-2011, 01:53 AM	#70 (permalink)
s_couple Here to Stay Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 25 Location: Illinois Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:s_couple	Re: Have you ever faked an Orgasm? Mr s_couple here... I never have to. When I was younger, there was never an instance when I had to do that. After marriage, if I can't cum, I tell my wife that and we're all OK with it. The purpose of us having sex or making love is not just to make me cum. It's for us to be closer as a couple and sometimes to make her cum. There were multiple instances where she used me as a sex toy because she was horny and I wasn't... The last one just happened last week. LOL...

10-11-2011, 05:20 PM	#71 (permalink)
Breezyinhislove Registered Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 3 Location: In a state of UP Status: couple	Re: Have you ever faked an Orgasm? I used to fake all my orgasms. HAD TO! Ha. Some dudes are so fucking dumb they couldn't get themselves off as quickly as I would fake my orgasms. ha! I dont fake now. My husband knows how to fuck my intensely and its PERFUCCCCKKKKTTTTT. Idk why I kept fucking when i couldnt get off but I just love sex, plus I would think about it later and rub my clit til I came. (Never have to fake with myself.)

10-13-2011, 05:05 AM	#72 (permalink)
Just Passing By Swingers Board Addict Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 133 Location: USA Status: M.Male	Re: Have you ever faked an Orgasm? Once upon a decade , when such thing happened , after the first 3 or 4 rounds with little pause , it could get to be "work" more than pleasure.. Instead of being rude , give a grunt before rolling over to catch breath , and rest a little bit. With several loads already , wasn't too obvious wether or not one more.

10-18-2011, 07:40 AM	#73 (permalink)
WeHoos Active Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 16 Location: Glendale, AZ Status: Couple	Re: Have you ever faked an Orgasm? We have both faked them with another couple once, but to my knowledge we have not faked one to each other.

10-27-2011, 01:34 PM	#74 (permalink)
bjersr Here to Stay Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 50 Location: Atlanta Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:bjersr	Re: Have you ever faked an Orgasm? There is a medical condition called retrograde ejaculation. Where when a man has an orgasm it goes into his bladder instead of out the penis. I recently had back surgery and the nerve that controls this can get damaged or traumatized during this surgery. I suffer from this slightly, but it usually fixes itself in 6 months to a year. Some guys have it permanently. So sometimes a man can have an orgasm and nothing comes out. Have I faked an orgasm yes. When I was younger I would cum prematurely, but I would stay hard. I would keep pumping then eventually pretend like I came.

10-28-2011, 01:30 PM	#75 (permalink)
BigDandLola Active Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 14 Location: SWFL Status: Couple	Re: Have you ever faked an Orgasm? Not lately....i haven't ever had too...but When i was with my husband (now x) I did it for the first few years of our marrige. I was young and didn't really have much experience so I didn't know what a true orgasm was. Sad that it was like that...but thank goodness i don't have to worry about that now!!

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