Have you ever faked an Orgasm? - Page 4

prettylady · 11-29-2006, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris&Amelia

But for a guy to have an orgasm without ejaculating, as I understand it, he has to do some pretty serious training and/or massive self-control. There is a technique to it, I'm sure, but it has to be learned, and I imagine most guys do not have the required skills.

I know I don't. When I have my orgasm, it's gonna get messy.

Dog does this, he can't figure out why.
I'm not complaining, it helps to keep him going longer, it isn't until he does ejaculate that the big guy goes to sleep.
I am a little worried about health effects. If it doesn't come out where does it go.
He tried to fake once, I just shook my head and laughed. Hes not that great an actor. Who would pull that face on purpose.

Your friend,
Prettylady

Tia Vampire · 11-29-2006, 02:59 PM

i will fake it if the guy has sucked on my clit so long that it has gone numb or if the guy does not know what he is doing and has a little ding-ding.

J & J · 01-06-2007, 10:44 PM

We were at a club in Vegas and everyone else in our small seen had climaxed. I continued pumping J(she) for another fifteen minutes while everyone watched!! Then I realized I wasn't even close to cumming and the crowd seemed to be getting restless. So while continuing the show I lean down and told J(she) that I was going to fake it the next time she came!! It worked out great! No one was the wiser. The next mourning J(she) got quite the facail!!

Mr. HW Sharona · 08-26-2007, 12:16 PM

I've faked an orgasm before. I didn't think it was possible for a guy to do that with out the girl knowing, but I pulled it off

It was one of the first 'couples' we were ever with.

The wife was not attractive to me, At All, but Sharona had the horny bug for her husband, and he for her.

We went to their house and after some useless chatting I suggested the Hot tub, everyone agreed. I knew I'd be taking one for the team and I was cool with that. I wanted sharona to get hers facelick

We all got naked and got in. Within minutes Sharona and the husband were shagging like minks

and me and the wife were doing our thing.

The longer it went with this chick, the worse it got. I felt my self start to loose my hard-on so I thought to myself 'I've gotta do something quick!!'

So I told her I was going to cum and I pulled out and pretended I came in the water. She seemed none the wiser.....

Sharona still likes to bust my ass about that one

Flexerman · 08-27-2007, 06:41 AM

If I can't complete things, or don't want to, I just fake a muscle cramp, usually calf or hamstring. I'm a bodybuilder so no one usually questions it.

itztiby · 10-01-2007, 12:04 PM

i sometimes have a problem haveing orgasms it sometimes can be a problem i get so worked at times and almost get there then it stops does anybody else have that problem ?

nubianzlust · 10-07-2007, 04:56 PM

I had to do it before because I've had sex 2 times before and I was about to give up on this last one because I felt it right there at the top of the hill but it would not go so I just faked it because i was getting tired and frustrated. I needed a drink after that. The wife had to remedy me when I got home and perform her magic

redeye69 · 10-07-2007, 08:10 PM

Ive had times when i haven't cum but i don't feel the need to fake anything in any case my partner would know the difference i think

ShellyM · 10-15-2007, 09:57 PM

I actually started a thread on the Swing Lifestyle forum that mirrored this one because the girls at the club were talking pretty much about this very thing. The general concensus of course was that it is good to encourage and be enthusiastic as long as its REAL. Of course, I agree. Like Mr. Van said in this thread (and as Jay has said as well), if you moan and holler he thinks he is doing the right things and will continue this....and then will wonder why you walk away frustrated or mad.

sweet_tna · 10-16-2007, 10:34 PM

I've never bothered to fake it. My noises would totally give me away. And like some others said, if the guy isn't hitting the right spots, why set him up to think he is? I'd much rather redirect him so I [I]can[I] cum--for real.

As for Mr. Sweet, he hasn't tried it either. If it doesn't happen (and I can't take care of it another way) then we make up for it later. =)

NandT · 10-21-2007, 01:49 PM

Yeah, just once though. I had already had two orgasms, and was going at it again. There was no way I was going to come a third time, but I wanted to make the woman feel like she made me come three times so I faked it. Needless to say, this was when I was a lot younger, about 25 years old. Hmmm, maybe I'll try to break my record!

twink · 11-09-2007, 05:29 PM

Although I'm bisexual, and have enjoyed playing with sexy girls for the novelty, I generally get much more turned on with guys. I've never faked it with a guy, but I have with a girl, because I didn't know how to say stop, and didn't want to hurt her feelings.

Spoomonkey · 11-09-2007, 07:10 PM

I have actually. I had a playmate who was really, really attractive - but tragically boring in bed. Mrs Spoo was with the husband - and she had to fake, too. It was a weird night all the way around.

Spoomonkey

Malachista · 07-15-2008, 06:41 AM

Yes
Sometimes it is just a lot easier then having to talk for hours afterwards why it didn't happen...

lustylearning · 07-15-2008, 10:29 PM

not since I was dumb teenager

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11-29-2006, 02:59 PM	#47 (permalink)
Tia Vampire Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,059 Location: Florida Status: Single Female Swing Lifestyle Name:tiavampire	Re: Faking Orgasms i will fake it if the guy has sucked on my clit so long that it has gone numb or if the guy does not know what he is doing and has a little ding-ding.

01-06-2007, 10:44 PM	#48 (permalink)
J & J Registered Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 3 Location: Albuquerque, NM Status: couple	Re: Faking Orgasms We were at a club in Vegas and everyone else in our small seen had climaxed. I continued pumping J(she) for another fifteen minutes while everyone watched!! Then I realized I wasn't even close to cumming and the crowd seemed to be getting restless. So while continuing the show I lean down and told J(she) that I was going to fake it the next time she came!! It worked out great! No one was the wiser. The next mourning J(she) got quite the facail!!
	Last edited by J & J; 01-06-2007 at 10:47 PM.

08-26-2007, 12:16 PM	#49 (permalink)
Mr. HW Sharona Here to Stay Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 63 Location: Midwest Status: M. Male	Re: Faking Orgasms I've faked an orgasm before. I didn't think it was possible for a guy to do that with out the girl knowing, but I pulled it off It was one of the first 'couples' we were ever with. The wife was not attractive to me, At All, but Sharona had the horny bug for her husband, and he for her. We went to their house and after some useless chatting I suggested the Hot tub, everyone agreed. I knew I'd be taking one for the team and I was cool with that. I wanted sharona to get hers facelick We all got naked and got in. Within minutes Sharona and the husband were shagging like minks and me and the wife were doing our thing. The longer it went with this chick, the worse it got. I felt my self start to loose my hard-on so I thought to myself 'I've gotta do something quick!!' So I told her I was going to cum and I pulled out and pretended I came in the water. She seemed none the wiser..... Sharona still likes to bust my ass about that one
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08-27-2007, 06:41 AM	#50 (permalink)
Flexerman Registered Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3 Location: Florida Status: Single male	Re: Faking Orgasms If I can't complete things, or don't want to, I just fake a muscle cramp, usually calf or hamstring. I'm a bodybuilder so no one usually questions it.

10-01-2007, 12:04 PM	#51 (permalink)
itztiby Registered Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3 Location: searcy arkansas Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:itztiby	Re: Faking Orgasms i sometimes have a problem haveing orgasms it sometimes can be a problem i get so worked at times and almost get there then it stops does anybody else have that problem ?

10-07-2007, 04:56 PM	#52 (permalink)
nubianzlust Registered Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 8 Location: Bossier City, LA Status: couple	Re: Faking Orgasms I had to do it before because I've had sex 2 times before and I was about to give up on this last one because I felt it right there at the top of the hill but it would not go so I just faked it because i was getting tired and frustrated. I needed a drink after that. The wife had to remedy me when I got home and perform her magic

10-07-2007, 08:10 PM	#53 (permalink)
redeye69 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 115 Location: sydney nsw Status: couple	Re: Faking Orgasms Ive had times when i haven't cum but i don't feel the need to fake anything in any case my partner would know the difference i think

10-15-2007, 09:57 PM	#54 (permalink)
ShellyM Jay's Bumper Buddy Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,299 Location: San Marcos, TEXAS Status: On the prowl for man meat Swing Lifestyle Name:lost_j1	Re: Faking Orgasms I actually started a thread on the Swing Lifestyle forum that mirrored this one because the girls at the club were talking pretty much about this very thing. The general concensus of course was that it is good to encourage and be enthusiastic as long as its REAL. Of course, I agree. Like Mr. Van said in this thread (and as Jay has said as well), if you moan and holler he thinks he is doing the right things and will continue this....and then will wonder why you walk away frustrated or mad.
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10-16-2007, 10:34 PM	#55 (permalink)
sweet_tna Being good is overrated Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 4,221 Location: Poconos, PA Status: The boss of Mr. Sweet Swing Lifestyle Name:Sweet_tna	Re: Faking Orgasms I've never bothered to fake it. My noises would totally give me away. And like some others said, if the guy isn't hitting the right spots, why set him up to think he is? I'd much rather redirect him so I [I]can[I] cum--for real. As for Mr. Sweet, he hasn't tried it either. If it doesn't happen (and I can't take care of it another way) then we make up for it later. =)
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10-21-2007, 01:49 PM	#56 (permalink)
NandT Here to Stay Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 52 Location: MA Status: Couple	Re: Faking Orgasms Yeah, just once though. I had already had two orgasms, and was going at it again. There was no way I was going to come a third time, but I wanted to make the woman feel like she made me come three times so I faked it. Needless to say, this was when I was a lot younger, about 25 years old. Hmmm, maybe I'll try to break my record!

11-09-2007, 05:29 PM	#57 (permalink)
twink Registered Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 8 Location: Adelaide, Australia Status: couple	Re: Faking Orgasms Although I'm bisexual, and have enjoyed playing with sexy girls for the novelty, I generally get much more turned on with guys. I've never faked it with a guy, but I have with a girl, because I didn't know how to say stop, and didn't want to hurt her feelings.

11-09-2007, 07:10 PM	#58 (permalink)
Spoomonkey Chimpin' Ain't Easy Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 6,739 Location: Ohio Status: Married Monkeys - will you be our vine? Swing Lifestyle Name:Spoomonkey	Re: Faking Orgasms I have actually. I had a playmate who was really, really attractive - but tragically boring in bed. Mrs Spoo was with the husband - and she had to fake, too. It was a weird night all the way around. Spoomonkey
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07-15-2008, 06:41 AM	#59 (permalink)
Malachista Pussy on the Prowl Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 305 Location: Central Europe Status: Single Female	Re: Have you ever faked an Orgasm? Yes Sometimes it is just a lot easier then having to talk for hours afterwards why it didn't happen...

07-15-2008, 10:29 PM	#60 (permalink)
lustylearning Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 814 Location: Virginia Status: female half	Re: Have you ever faked an Orgasm? not since I was dumb teenager

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