Have you ever faked an Orgasm?

[KittKatt]

why fake it. just do it. if its thats bad hurry up and finish. at least get ur thrill. by the way this is the male

[simple1234]

Yeah I've faked. I see it like this:

If my wife turns me down for sex, it's standard. Nothing noteworthy.


But any guy that turns down his wife's advances, has just unleashed a flurry of "you don't find me attractive anymore?" and "fine, but then it will be a long cold day before you get any again".

Now I'm not saying that this has ever happened to me. Maybe my wife would be cool with it if she was in the mood the same 1 day out of 365 that I'm not. But I'm not taking that chance.


Jerry: YOU'VE FAKED?!? Why would YOU fake?

Kramer: Well, if I've got to get up early tomorrow. Or if it's enough already and I just want to get some sleep.

[The Big A]

I faked it once a looooong time ago BUT only because I came really fast and I didn't want her to know......But now I never, ever have trouble...

[prettylady]

I was married for 7 years to a guy who was sexally enept.
I faked all the time because it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad. Get my picture there?
But Dog has me figured out. and sex is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good now.
Your friend,
Prettylady

[ShellyM]

Originally Posted by c and k

Yes I have faked orgasm but she knows right away i havnt came. It happened the other night, she came in and woke me up and started making love. She finished first and I knew I wouldnt be able to finish, so I faked it. Then I felt stupid because she didnt get up to go to the bathroom, so she knew.

Did she ask you about it? There is nothing to be embarassed about! There are nights when between the office and the kids I'm frankly pooped. So, if Jay is in the mood I am more than happy to take care of him. I think we put enormous pressure on ourselves, its like the orgasm is the "goal line" and we have failed somehow if we don't have one. As long as your wife/gf was satisfied, and you were happy making her happy that is fine.

[ShellyM]

Originally Posted by The Big A

I faked it once a looooong time ago BUT only because I came really fast and I didn't want her to know......But now I never, ever have trouble...

Its harder for a man to fake one, and women usually know when they don't. For one, the flag pole sticking up in the air is an indication lol. With women, we can get away with it. However, I know that Jay would know if I faked it. I have very intense orgasms, and sometimes I chuckle after because I think I make very crazy faces. lol

[lost_j1]

Originally Posted by ShellyM

Its harder for a man to fake one, and women usually know when they don't. For one, the flag pole sticking up in the air is an indication lol. With women, we can get away with it. However, I know that Jay would know if I faked it. I have very intense orgasms, and sometimes I chuckle after because I think I make very crazy faces. lol

I have to disagree with you on this one Shelly, about men faking orgasms. Its been done before in our house several times a year. When I get in that marathon mode and it feels so good and then she complains that your are taking to long. Know the feeling? A couple of grunts and goans and I pull out and roll over. Get up and finish in another room by myself. To make long story short it as easy for a man as women if done right. Why you ask would a man do this for the love of his wife that is tired or sore....

[prettylady]

I could be wrong, and believe it or not I have been wrong before, and will likely be wrong again.
But from what I know. Much like a mans testicles a womans clitoris will recede into her body when she is about to orgasm. So the very observant of you can figure out if she is faking or not. It most certainly not as obvious as a mans orgasm, but there are tell tail signs.
So gentlmen may I suggest that you all go down and your partner and try out my theory again and again and again to see if I am right.
I think a lengthly scientific experiment is called for here. Ladies do the men have any volunteers?
Your friend,
Prettylady

[sapphire68]

The only time I ever faked was when I was really young and in a bad relationship with a BF that just didn't turn me on at all. I have never faked with any other man, including my own husband. I get to the point of orgasm way too fast to fake it anyway, so no need!

[sapphire68]

Oh and I had no idea that men could fake it?? I can actually feel my husband contracting inside me. It's a totally wonderful feeling! facelick

[Karmickiss]

I was one who only begain having orgasms only after I was married, though young, at 18, and we've been several years divorced...but he was the first person that I was genuinely relaxed enough with that I could even begin to see and feel that female orgasm was NOT a myth.
For whatever reason, for a long time I didn't even feel comfortable with my own body...but everything started to change from there, it had never occured to me to fake one before, b/c I didn't know what to fake, exactly.And I've thankfully, gratefully, been multi-orgasmic ever since, and at 32, feel it getting better still,and I have been so blessed in that aspect, that I've never had to consider faking, but feel in that department I would stay true to the rest of my personality,I am just not a good "faker", with anything.
However, the last long term relationship that I was in was with a very charming and older man.This dosen't mean older was negative, he was probably(well, yes, definatelly so far)the best sex I've had with a man, he had stamina and passion, and knew the female body well; and also well enough to know each is just a little different, too.The only time that age was a factor in any way was recovery time, and that was when I was first introduced to the faking of orgasm.
I could tell right away, however I never made any mention of it, and since we are still amicable, he's even admitted to faking it on such occassions. I am someone who is very open sexually and with talking about it, but he came from a different place, and even though an excellent lover, he was unaccustomed to speaking about it, discussing it...and I think he's come a long way(no pun intended)..and knowing something about him, I never made mention then or now that I knew.I didn't feel badly about it myself,why would I?I also understood why he would do it,and at that point it was more about what he felt I expected, and I didn't want that pressure on him, it was unecessary for me. I was afraid too, that if I made mention about it, it would/could then become "his" problem as well. I was more than satisfied already, and didn't want to make him feel like he was on a "stage" of any kind.
Oh yeah, somewhere in my memory files of my Human Sexuality class in college, I think I remember reading that another way to tell if a woman is actually having an orgasm, was to watch for nipple,erection.The reason I remember this at all, was b/c it was a point of interest to me, and I started watching myself(seemed true enough). The text was so bold as to even say something to the effect of ,".....no nipple erection, no orgasm."

[3sumff]

Actually, I will have to say that I thought I knew my gf, but obviously I don't in some ways or another. No women has made gf orgasm. Trip on that! I could have sworn she was cumming. I am dumbfounded! Makes me wonder! LOL!

[VanHlebar]

Well I can tell when MrsVan is cumming as she has some very visible tell tale signs, but not every playmate I have been with has has the same signs. I would say that from my perspective, please don't every fake an orgasm. I would rather you tell me I am not hitting the right spots than to fake it for me. Faking it for me only reinforces the wrong methods with you. I mean, if I think you are having a great time, then why would I change what I think is working?

I have never faked..but then again I think it would be extremely difficult for me to fake one.

-Van

[Jalean73]

I volunteer Prettylady!*L*

[sfsdcouple]

Nope never faked one. If it comes to the time where we are both tired or drained or whatever, just always say "...to be continued"