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Have You Ever Been Caught Swinging?

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Nope, never! 59 78.67%
We were caught out with swingers, but they can't prove anything! 8 10.67%
Caught us red...um.... handed! 8 10.67%
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K2 had me rolling on the floor with a BUSTED story, so I thought it would make for a good light hearted topic! Paul, you crack me up!

I never really had much sexual relations at home for quite a few of the years that I was single and when I did my kids were not home. Once I figured out that swallowing watermelon seeds did not cause pregnancy, I decided to cool it for a while. <img border="0" alt="[LOL]" title="" src="graemlins/lol.gif" />

But once my son, who must have been about 4 at the time actually tapped on the door of our bedroom and said that it wasn't polite to make so much noise! Needless to say we were both dressed in no time flat and trying to get the little bugger back in bed. This little escapade defenitely casused him to be an only child for more than another year! We were so embarassed.

In my marriage to Gene, we rarely if ever made love when the kids were awake or home. If they were home, we tried to be very quiet about it. Thankfully tho when they become teenagers they spend more time away than at home so we were allowed a lot of free time. Even though the kids are all gone now, we still relable all of our videos with boring titles that no one in their right mind would care to watch, but we know what they really are.

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i remember a time when our son was in that age where they got around faster than you catch them i think 3,on a sunday morning it was 5am we was right in the middle of our morning gymnastic <img border="0" alt="[Fun]" title="" src="graemlins/fun.gif" /> doors allways been open .there he come running in jumping on the bed on top of his dad. who was on top you know who and went screaming out loud hoppa hoppa like he riding a horsy ...needless to say hes fully erection went down to non existing lol .. <img border="0" alt="[Sad]" title="" src="graemlins/sad.gif" /> from that time on we made shure our bedroom door was locked...&lt;me&gt;
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That is so hysterical! <img border="0" alt="[ROFL]" title="" src="graemlins/rofl.gif" /> I hope I can finish this post I am laughing so hard! <img border="0" alt="[LOL]" title="" src="graemlins/lol.gif" /> And since I can't edit I hope I don't make any errors because I can hardly see to type!

For anyone that missed K2's post go to the topic of "What time of the Year Do You Swing"! You will definitely get your daily dose of laughter!

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Don't know how I could forget this story, perhaps because I have tried to block it from my mind.
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Last fall my youngest and most spiciest was in town visiting my father (her grandfather) who was in a nursing home at the time. It had been a pretty taxing day and she decided to just stay over as opposed to driving back home. She is a little thing and we have never been close in size but she was about 5 months pregnant at the time and since she had brought no overnight clothing asked if she could borrow a t-shirt and some undies. I told her sure, help herself. Now as we knew she was coming out to visit all our "tools" were had been put out of sight. I never thought about my clothing drawers and what I normally keep in them.

Right smack dab during the evening news with Dan Rather....she comes into the living room with this *evil* grin on her face and proceeds to ask whether or not should she wear the black or the white thong lace panties or the corset, although she wasn't sure it would fit due to her belly size. She presented them one at a time and she played it for all it was worth. (She got an enormous amount of pleasure out of this!) I thought Gene was going to have a coronary right then and there. Then she just said, well never mind... guess I'll just stick to a t-shirt for the night and proceeded to the shower. (I think the look on our faces gave her the best laugh she could have had in a long time!) Since then we keep everything in hidden areas!

The laughter that echoed from the bathroom as she showered can still be heard. <img border="0" alt="[LOL]" title="" src="graemlins/lol.gif" />

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We can recall two occasions when we were busted. The first was shortly after our first child was born. We were staying with my parents and right in the middle of things the baby who was in another room started crying. It was'nt long before my mother came into our bedroom to ask why we were'nt dealing with the baby. It was winter and it was dark so we were just one big heap on the bed under the covers with me on top. Thank God it was'nt a warm summer evening when there would have been every chance that we would both have been nude with no covers to hide us and with Jo riding me on top!

The other time was when we were at a party with several other couples. It was about 10.30 p.m. and we were well into the swing of things. Everyone had taken their clothes off and had left them where they fell. We had all paired off and all the bedrooms were occupied by one or more couples happily fucking away. Then we heard a car pull up outside. The daughter of our hosts had returned home unexpectedly. You have never seen so many embarassed people get dressed so quickly once we found our clothes and head for the door!

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not long ago when we just taking it easy after a hot night, my son, the hoppa-hoppa kid &lt;now 26 &gt;came home for a visit.unexpectet, they like to do this i think on purpose to check up om us.we talked a little and all of the sudden he got up and said i take a shower and off he went .20 min later he came back with a smurf on his face telling us we had some cool toys ... omg...i had them soaking in the sink after use, never thought about them ...i could have crawld in a mousehole, there was no eye contact the rest of the night lol&lt;me+him&gt;
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by mehim:
<strong>i could have crawld in a mousehole, there was no eye contact the rest of the night</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Mehim,

I know that feeling! <img border="0" alt="[ROFL]" title="" src="graemlins/rofl.gif" />
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<img border="0" alt="[LOL]" title="" src="graemlins/lol.gif" /> These are great.... We were..busted.. recently..

like so many wives mine happens to quite a moaner and very vocal when she's cumming. My son (24)was home visiting for the weekend and the three of us, (he, wife, myself) were sitting around talking and the subject of the recent heat wave came up. The conversation continues along the how hot, soo long lines when he(son) pipes up.

"You know you guys should really close the window near the porch! *daughters name(20)* was complaining to me that with you guys in there going at, and mom making all that noise she couldn't get to sleep!!" Thought my wife was going to pass out <img border="0" alt="[ROFL]" title="" src="graemlins/rofl.gif" />

Then to add insult to injury, the wife an I are fooling around on the bed the other nite. We had our clothes on but mind you were in a very "compromising" position. As luck would have it our door was wide open as both *S* and *D* were out. Yup, ah ha, At least we thought!!! So who comes walking down the hall only to "Bust" us a second time!!!

In all our 26 years of marriage we were never busted and now twice in a week!!! I guess we need to make sure that door is locked..
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I am dying laughing here. Do you suppose there is a way to keep the little urchins from chiming in and being so blunt (In their casual sorta way that needles you)? Think about it, would you have ever brought that up to your parents? I never would have, but for some reason mine tend to think it is okay and my youngest derives some sort of perverse pleasure out of it. <img border="0" alt="[LOL]" title="" src="graemlins/lol.gif" /> If you figure it out let me know, better yet right a book and I'll be first in line to purchase your best seller! <img border="0" alt="[LOL]" title="" src="graemlins/lol.gif" />

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Your so right

You guys were/are probably like us in telling the kids as they matured to "Come to us with your problems", "Talk to us" and "Be open and honest with us". Well, boy oh boy we sure got what we asked for . My oldest is constantly pulling the "Get a Room!" line on us the minute we get to showing any affection in public.

<img border="0" alt="[LOL]" title="" src="graemlins/lol.gif" /> Yes, to this day I have never made mention to my parents that they had the squeekiest bed on the block. My bedroom was under theirs!! Nor the time I was startled awake in our pop up camper by an odd shaking. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> I don't know if any of my other siblings woke up but i sure knew and could hear everything, even my mothers heavy breathing, Like live porno, and I was probably only 14-15!! The drinks they were having with friends must have erred their judgement that night.

A Book, Hmmm... As I recall all this childhood truama doesn't sound like a bad mid life carrer change
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by OhioCouple:
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But once my son, who must have been about 4 at the time actually tapped on the door of our bedroom and said that it wasn't polite to make so much noise! </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well Lori, here's a pesonal spin on that story, one we invite comment on.

About four months ago, we acquired a female west highlander pup, who sleeps in her own cage in our bedroom.

What's the problem you ask? Well, whenever Janette and I make love and things get noisy, the dog raises one hell of a fuss. I don't know if she thinks Janette is being hurt (I suspect that's it), but we tried putting her in another room. Same thing, apparently sound carries in our house very well. It doesn't really bother Janette that much, but it's a real annoyance to me, a definite distraction. Short of sticking her in the basement, we're not sure what to do about it.

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I'm not sure if you would call this a busted story or not, lol, but it is rather cute.

When Ted was in the Navy, we had gotten transfer orders and was going to be moving back to Florida from California. The baby and I came back a few weeks before Ted and we were living with his parents. They only had two bedrooms so I had the baby in the room with me. When Ted finally got to come home, he arrived in the middle of the day. The baby (she was one at the time) was in her crib asleep and we decided that we needed a nap too <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Well, as you can guess, a nap was not what we really needed. After we were finished, Ted happened to lift his head and look across the room at the crib...there was our daughter standing up with only her sweet little face sticking over the rail grining up a storm. We have no idea how long she had been standing there watching us.

Needless to say, we made a point to hurry up and get settled in our own place again so we could have our own room.

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<img border="0" alt="[ROFL]" title="" src="graemlins/rofl.gif" /> OMG Dan,

We must have been posting at the same time...your story reminds me of our dog...Ted and I thought we had the house to ourselves one day and we were playing in the bedroom, on the floor ummm "doggie style" when our new puppy came in and caught us. I guess she thought that Ted was hurting me or something because when we were finished, she would not go near Ted at all and she likes him, much more than she likes me, LOL. It took her a whole day before she would have anything to do with him.

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[QB Well, whenever Janette and I make love and things get noisy, the dog raises one hell of a fuss. I don't know if she thinks Janette is being hurt (I suspect that's it), but we tried putting her in another room.
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I am in tears here! Being the mother to a year and half year old Golden Retriever we experienced this in the beginning when she was a pup. Just let your pup hang out and get used to it, a hinderance no doubt, but they get used to it. Margaret will now just give a big snort and sigh then crawls under the bed...sort of like an affirmation of okay...mom and dad are doing "that" thing again. She now waits until we are finished and then resumes demanding attention.

Margaaret can be very patient..... <img border="0" alt="[LOL]" title="" src="graemlins/lol.gif" />

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Teresa and LOri --

Well, we had her spayed a couple of weeks ago. I suppose we could always threaten to alter the plumbing even further if she keeps it up.

She'll end up peeing out her ear.

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