Have You Ever Been Caught Swinging?

[bear_n_bunny]

My poor daughter. She's stopped complaining about how loud we are and just turns up the volume on her headphones. The pre-emptive strike method was working. We'd just make all the noise we could or tell her we were having sex and to go away. I guess the novelty wore off. Yesterday she just kept knocking. We finally gave up. Oh well. Kids reactions are always priceless.

-- Bunny

[hmr]

I'm in tears here, have not seen this before. Although our kids now ask us to take it upstairs so they can sleep I think our best "gotcha" was before kids.

When I was in the navy on subs there was only one time for us to get leave, just after we got back from patrol. As you can imagine, it was a very "busy" time.

Well, we had come back to VA to visit my parents. My grandmother was also visiting( about 90 yrs old at the time). When everyone except grandma had left for work or shopping and granma was supposed to be taking a nap, we got busy. Mom and Dad have a doublewide. With 6 foot supports on the back. It was new. It did not yet have the underpinning. When grandma "woke up" she asked us if we had felt the "earthquake" which had shaken the house. Needless to say, the mrs was mortified.

Mr hmr

[JustAskJulie]

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[curiousagain]

When my oldest child was about 5 years old, she had been asleep for a couple of hours when her Mother got home from second shift. I was still awake, made us a snack, we sat on the couch talking and wound up on the piano in the living room, we thought being quiet while doing it. The house was dark, we hear a voice, "Mommy". I think her Mother got down off the piano so quick, I kinda clawed at the air and landed with a thump on top of it like Wile Coyote.

While I cowered behind the piano like any brave Father who is naked and has a 5 year old daughter wandering the house her Mother cut her off in the den. I heard her tell her "c'mon, you need to go back to bed" Our Daughter kept asking "Mommy, why don't you have any clothes on?" Her Mother kept telling her "We'll talk about it in the morning" .

[leftcoastcouple]

Busted? Oh, yeah, several times over the years. But it's the most recent occurrence that we'll always remember.

We typically have trouble getting our youngest, who's still a toddler, to go to sleep. So, when she actually does cooperate and crash before we're nodding off ourselves, we try to take advantage of it.

Not long ago, we were blessed with an early night with the kids in bed, and we didn't hesitate to seize the moment. A short while later, we were in the midst of a particularly amorous session when, with Mrs. LC's feet aimed at the ceiling and me oblivious and on top of her, our youngest wandered into the room undetected.

As we scrambled for the covers and to hide my, um, excitement from the view of our child--who loves nothing more than snuggling with Mrs. LC--while trying to act as if nothing unusual was going on, we were treated to this classic exchange:

"What was Daddy doing, Mommy?"

"Nothing, sweetie."

"Well, it looks like fun."

(Brief pause as we snickered and tried to remain composed.)

"Can I try?"

At that point, Mrs. LC had to clamp her legs shut and put a death grip on the covers to prevent it from happening, and I broke out laughing so hard that she had to remind me that if I didn't quiet down, we'd likely be joined by another waking child old enough to see through our evasive answers. I did my best, but man, I was still chuckling for days afterward.

[amBIdextrous]

We celebrated our new wall to wall carpet by making love on it, it was great, until our dog which was in the kitchen decided to join us, opened the sliding door to the living room, quietly walked up and stuck its cold nose fair up my ass, I sceamed my head off
at first with the shock. Aarrrrrrrrrrrrrrg. Then the dog was put outside and we finished
what we had started, but kept cracking up laughing about it.

[havefuninsun]

Bump bump

I ran across this and was laughing hysterically at more than one of the posts ...

I have no good stories. I'll have to live vicariously through you guys ...

[Hot Raleigh Cpl]

Once about 2 years ago, L and I were leaving an adult bookstore where she'd been playing. You could tell she'd just been fucked a LOT. On the way out, we passed a guy on his way in who looked really closely at her. L glanced back and realized he was her employer's biggest client. He never mentioned it to her, and needless to say she never did.

One couple we play with was visiting a swing club in a touristy Gulf coast city. When they arrived, there was a line of couples waiting to get in. After a few minutes in line, they realized that the couple at the front of the line was their minister and his wife! Our friends discretely left before the preacher spotted them, so there was no need to .... uh ... uh ... whatever you do when you spot your preacher at a swing club.

S and L, Hot Raleigh Cpl

[imsherona2]

Hey guys, I really don't have anything to offer, no funny stories, but I had to just tell you all, I am LMAO!! Thanks for sharing all the "moments"...Hugs, Sharon

[Malachista]

A former boyfriends cat would start to hump his toy ball when we got at it... and one time when playing with whipped cream he even tried to lick it off my breast .... that cat had us laughing tears quite often

[luvscum1]

Yes we have been caught a few times. Mostly it was me with other men, We have 5 sons, they now know we are swingers and call befor visiting us. Once whem my hubby was out of town I had 3 of his friends over, we have partied many times with them.We were out by or in the pool (all nude) I was sucking and fucking ,when one of our sons brought some of his friends over to swim,was embarresing ,but they got over it.Just the other day I had two men in my bedroom and one came to visit, I had 3 men in my bedroom I was doing all of them. He left and came back later,but called first,lol

[fun4Ds]

Originally Posted by luvscum1

Yes we have been caught a few times. Mostly it was me with other men, We have 5 sons, they now know we are swingers and call befor visiting us. Once whem my hubby was out of town I had 3 of his friends over, we have partied many times with them.We were out by or in the pool (all nude) I was sucking and fucking ,when one of our sons brought some of his friends over to swim,was embarresing ,but they got over it.Just the other day I had two men in my bedroom and one came to visit, I had 3 men in my bedroom I was doing all of them. He left and came back later,but called first,lol

By golly, now that is what I would call being caught swinging