Have You Ever Been Caught Swinging?

[Fox n Hound]

Our Golden will get up and leave the room if we even get a little bit carried away and she will not return until after we have quit. The old Tabby cat will stand and watch if we do not fling him out the door.
Read an article somewhere from a lady that had a dog that new if she was faking it, she said if it was real the dog would start barking like crazy but if she was faking it the dog would not bark at all. She stated that the husband never did catch on.
FOX

[OhioCouple]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by numasscpl:
<strong> Well, boy oh boy we sure got what we asked for </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Isn't that the truth? <img border="0" alt="[ROFL]" title="" src="graemlins/rofl.gif" /> All of mine come to me seeking advice about sexual matters. I don't think my own parents even know that I am aware there are such organs as a penis or vagina! I did tho bust them one time I think...LOL...I had just gotten one of those brand new fresh off the market 110 cameras for my birthday..(still miss my brownie) and I was snapping picks like crazy. I must have only been about 12 or 13...one of those awkward stages and I really wanted to finish up the role of film so I could take it in to be developed. I did the standard of two raps on the bedroom door and then opened and said "SMILE" Before I could flash they had the covers up to their necks both looking like they had just swallowed a whole watermelon! "EACH" Truthfully tho I didn't think a whole lot of it at the time. I just thought they were cold (I overlooked the fact that they were stark naked beneath the covers at the time...duh color me in as dumb) while they were watching the weekly Sonny and Cher show.
That picture still cracks me up. <img border="0" alt="[LOL]" title="" src="graemlins/lol.gif" />

[anandjeff2]

LMAO!!! oh boy this thread is a goodie..

As a pro inhe dog realm I ahve had my share of dog encounter..the funniest was when we came home form honeymoon and picked up my dog at my parents..well that night we started going at it dog jumps up on bed and pokes Jeff in the rear! He jumps off yells him off the bed and we get backto biz..dog proceeds to try to hump him..get him off bed..dog doesnt dare return til we'rd done then jumps up and sticks his cold nose EVERYWHERE!!LOL it was funny how fats he could stick it move stick again..Jeff almost died when he tried to lick his privates!!Oh i was crackign up he didnt really appreciate the humour..

Had one firend who was a single woman for several years when she met her future hubby the first night they were doing the wild thang the dog jumped on the bed and threw up on the guy!!LOL! and they still got married!

I have trained all subsequent dogs no getting on the bed til we are both asleep!

An

[OhioCouple]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Fox n Hound:
<strong>Our Golden will get up and leave the room if we even get a little bit carried away and she will not return until after we have quit. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Too Funny! Margaret(our Golden) when she was younger would kinda sit and stare at us. It made us very uncomfortable for a while. Eventually as she grew older somehow she could sense that it is playtime for mom and dad and she has no invitation. Not sure if it hurt her feelings or if she just got bored with it! <img border="0" alt="[LOL]" title="" src="graemlins/lol.gif" />

Mrs. O

[OhioCouple]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by anandjeff2:
<strong>LMAO!!! oh boy this thread is a goodie..

As a pro inhe dog realm I ahve had my share of dog encounter..the funniest was when we came home form honeymoon and picked up my dog at my parents..well that night we started going at it dog jumps up on bed and pokes Jeff in the rear! He jumps off yells him off the bed and we get backto biz..dog proceeds to try to hump him..get him off bed..dog doesnt dare return til we'rd done then jumps up and sticks his cold nose EVERYWHERE!!LOL it was funny how fats he could stick it move stick again..Jeff almost died when he tried to lick his privates!!Oh i was crackign up he didnt really appreciate the humour..

Had one firend who was a single woman for several years when she met her future hubby the first night they were doing the wild thang the dog jumped on the bed and threw up on the guy!!LOL! and they still got married!

I have trained all subsequent dogs no getting on the bed til we are both asleep!

An</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">An,

We must have been posting at about the same time! I am laughing so hard I think I need a ventilator..... <img border="0" alt="[ROFL]" title="" src="graemlins/rofl.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[ROFL]" title="" src="graemlins/rofl.gif" />

[OhioCouple]

I have a feeling this holiday season is going to be one to remember for sure. Most of those who know me from this site, know that my youngest and most spiciest child (age 19 1/2) has been acting VERY curious about our last years activities. She has been toying with us since about September or so of last year and has enjoyed every moment of it.

Generally this youngest and most spiciest usually creates all of my siggy's for me. She is very good at it. Welp, yesterday I asked her to start thinking of one for after Christmas that had to deal with winter. The urchin is on a roll.

I just recieved what she thought would be an interesting new siggy. It was of a naked, vuloptuous woman laying on the floor in a very alluring manner. Beneath it the type said "At your service". she signed it to me with one of her favorite lines that she loves to use when she is being very naughty.

"ROFLMAOPIMPX1,000,000,000" "Will this do?"

I'll admit I chuckled, so I responded back with asking where was the open fire, bear skin rug, and Mel Gibson.

Then she moved the naked woman in the same position to a bedroom and on a bed.

Fine, so I asked, where in the Heck is Mel? She then sends me a picture of a naked man, telling me that she couldn't get him in the bedroom with me, and that he prefers self-masturbation anyway. He'll have fun just looking at my siggy.

I'll admit I am laughing really hard over this, BUT...you can bet come Chrismas day...there will not be a toy, piece of seductive clothing or a video that won't be stored in the attic under lock and key. I am so glad we have this new computer which has absolutely NO XXX pics on it, so I am afraid I am going to take the air out of her tires. I'll also make sure that she cannot corner me alone. I'll have somebody hooked to my hip all day, because if she can find a way to ask....trust me she will!

Mrs. O ~ Who has the spiciest child in the country. Welcome

[thestars]

This post brings back 1 embarssing moment....
About the time our older daughter was about 6-7 yrs old we got busted. Mind you she would make a great ballerina, very soft step when she walks.
Well door was closed but oppps not pushed closed all the way.(old house )
Well mr was going to town having dessert in the dark(Thank GOd) when all of a sudden you hear this little tiny voice say "mommy???"
Well Mrs. say very nicely and calmly to head back to bed , be in a sec.
Mrs throws on some clothes quickly and heads in her room, then gets her all snuggled back in bed.
well you can be sure the door was made sure it was very tightly shut after that!!!!
even funnier was the next morning she asked why the kitty was laying between her legs when she came in. She did not even relize that it was daddy. Good thing it was dark... lol.
We still chuckle over this and it has been almost 10 yrs ago.

[BradAndJanet]

Well, it finally happened. Somehow, in getting some pictures off the camera, one of us left them in an unprotected folder that our 15-year-old daughter found while searching for her pictures. X-rated, no less. Here's how it went:

"Like, uh, Dad?"

"Yes?"

"There's some pictures on the network that you really ought to put away somewhere."

<<Oh, shit!>> "OK, I'll take care of that honey. I'm really sorry, they're not supposed to be in that folder. Are you scarred for life?"

"Yeah, but if you let me play Ragnorak Online, I'll probably get over it..."

What a kid.

-B (who will be much more careful in the future)

[DragonsLair]

These are too funny.

Our busted story started after we'd put the kids to bed. We just couldn't wait too long, we were so hot for each other. The way our apartment was set up, we shared a wall with our daughter. And our beds were on the shared wall. As things were getting hot and heavy between us, we could hear laughter during the quiet moments. Ahh, ahh, oohh, (giggle giggle giggle), ahhh , aaah, oooo (giggle, giggle, giggle). Needless to say it was a bit hard to keep the mood going, but being the troopers we are, we did.

We rearranged both bedrooms the next day. Made sure our bed and hers didn't share the same wall.

DragonsLair

He is T. I am A.

[OhioCouple]

Originally posted by BradAndJanet

"Like, uh, Dad?"

"Yes?"

"There's some pictures on the network that you really ought to put away somewhere."

<<Oh, shit!>> "OK, I'll take care of that honey. I'm really sorry, they're not supposed to be in that folder. Are you scarred for life?"

"Yeah, but if you let me play Ragnorak Online, I'll probably get over it..."

ROFL Brad! So much for family secrets! Now she probably thinks that you and "J" have had sex more than one or two times! Somehow I don't think that just a round of Ragnorak will ease her pain. You better hide the checkbook, cut up the credit cards, dress in rags and plead poverty while you still have the sanity to do it. If she is anything like my youngest and most spiciest she has only just pricked your finger with her subtle request, the real blood will flow later.

Mrs. O ~ Who feels your pain and glad she isn't the only one on the sinking ship....

[OhioCouple]

Originally posted by DragonsLair
Needless to say it was a bit hard to keep the mood going, but being the troopers we are, we did.

We rearranged both bedrooms the next day. Made sure our bed and hers didn't share the same wall.

Atta way to go! Ya have to get the upperhand early on and not let 'em slow you down. Somehow though, I can picture the two of you the following day sneaking out of your room and avoiding eye contact with the little one.

Mrs. O

[DragonsLair]

Thankfully, she was 3 1/2 at the time. I think she forgot all about it by the next morning. But it was funny.

DragonsLair

He is T. I am A.

[K&D]

We've never been embarrassed to do it in front of our kids. On the other hand, both of ours are under 3 and too young to really know what is going on. We've recently been curbing our activities to only when they are asleep anyway since our oldest is starting to reach an age where it is becoming inappropriate.

I do think babies have a "sixth sense" to what is going on. We've had times where we think the kids are distracted or asleep, only to suddenly find ourselves with a captive audience. It can be a strange feeling to find yourself being "watched". We don't think it will harm them at this age, though.

[BradAndJanet]

Originally posted by OhioCouple
ROFL Brad! So much for family secrets! Now she probably thinks that you and "J" have had sex more than one or two times! Somehow I don't think that just a round of Ragnorak will ease her pain. You better hide the checkbook, cut up the credit cards, dress in rags and plead poverty while you still have the sanity to do it. If she is anything like my youngest and most spiciest she has only just pricked your finger with her subtle request, the real blood will flow later.

Mrs. O ~ Who feels your pain and glad she isn't the only one on the sinking ship....

Not to worry! I'll just threaten to get out the dreaded "baby pictures" and show them to her boyfriend. That usually shuts her up

-B

[BradAndJanet]

Based on a true story...

Once upon a time there was a couple who owned a camcorder. They were the adventurous sort, and one night they made a video. A sex video. After viewing it for laughs, they rewound it and used it to tape other things.

Then one day, years later, the man, wanting to preserve the precious footage of his children's early years, began the process of converting the tapes to DVD. The first one he picked up was of an air show that he had attended with his then three-year-old daughter.

He called his now twelve-year-old son in to watch and when the air show ended, much to the man's horror, the scene switched to one of his naked wife slathering a sex toy with lube. It was only after the man, in a panic, clicked the red X faster than he thought possible, that he realized that his son had been looking away at just the right time and had not seen a thing.

The man made a note to himself to put that tape away somewhere safe...and to make a special DVD for he and his wife.

-B