Ladies, what would your fantasy be?

[sisohio]

Not ups guy but how about a fireman?

[flkeyscouple]

I did 'do' the UPS driver. It was YEARS ago - before hubby and I were together, but after my first marriage ended. I was enjoying lots of relationships and one-night-stands at the time.

I worked in a warehouse office. We had UPS deliveries daily. Often I was the only person in the office, which opened to the warehouse by a dutch door. When the UPS driver would arrive he'd leave the packages in the warehouse and bring the paperwork to me to sign. I'd usually open the top of the dutch door, sign the papers, and he'd leave.

A few times there would be a package that would come COD or need special handling. He'd bring those packages into my office. Over the months we'd flirted a lot, and we had started with the 'hot talk'.

One day he had a COD package. He brought it to my office and I was writing him a check. I asked him to take the package into the back room - because it was a large box and I didn't want to hump it in there by myself. I was wearing a skirt and I know that moving that box would have rumpled my attire!

I walked into the back room to hand him the check and our eyes met. He pushed me back against the wall and started kissing me. My skirt came up, the panties came down, his zipper came down, and you can imagine the ending. He simply held me up against the wall the whole time. The whole thing didn't take more than five minutes! He zipped up, walked out to his truck, and left.

It never happened again, but we did grin and smile a lot after that day!

Sarah

[Katze42]

My first UPS guy refused to put on the uniform... but he could cook and he wore the hat naked. The second one refused even the hat. He called it the Evil Brown Empire... But I got a pic of both of them in uniform for my personal memory....

[Menage_a_Trois]

Well I had to pick service person since mine was being taken by a Sales Man from Saks Fifth Avenue in the stockroom............Come to think of it, I never did get his name.

The Other Mrs. Menage

[2much]

The Mrs used to get called on by the Jehova's Whitnesses quite a bit back when she was single. She tells me that "those guys are really really devoted to their mission" and I ask what she means by that. She tells me how she decided to "test them" one day by answering the door in a button down shirt, unbottoned, and nothing else. She did it to get a rise out of them, not to seduce them - trust me, she could seduce a nun if she wanted to, she's a hot item. She says they tried to keep it together but she could see the sweat beading up on their foreheads as they blushed and tried not to look at her too much! Not exactly a "doing the UPS guy" story, but in the neighboring ballpark (and also damn funny!)

[markansue]

the guy who delivered the waterbed I had ordered after he helped me set it up we tried it out it was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[riswingcpl]

How about an Airborne Express guy? That's how I met G...I was the Airborne guy who picked up at her office every day. Her place of employment collects samples for drug tests, and sent them to the lab via Airborne. What a story to tell the grand-kids someday...I met your grandmother over bags of pee!

M

I have ran into many HOT UPS guys that I would have loved to jump. facelick That would be a total fantasy for me...I think that UPS has requirements on what they look like as many of them I have seen were just

MrsVan

[Mr. Truelove]

I so need to get a UPS uniform. :-P

Mr. Truelove

[Darkblue]

Originally Posted by Mr. Truelove

I so need to get a UPS uniform. :-P

Mr. Truelove

I still have three so i can lend you one!!

Only done two years with UPS and it nearly killed me having a hours delivery rate of 16 stops not including the driving time..
Never got a direct offer but i do remember a lady answering the door with just a towel hung in front of her and asking her for a towel as i had a fly in my eye,she just smiled and closed the door.....


Steve

[Mr.T]

I have to ask.Does an airline stewardess count in here?

[cubnamy1995]

I worked for UPS myself, and I can reiterate what the others have said. These guys are in such a sprint all day long. Very seldom do they have a chance to wait for you to answer the door. It is also a major violation to do anything with a customer. Good way to get fired on the spot. But there is a way around it. Ask your delivery guy to drop back by when he finishes his shift. At that point he is on his personal time, and you can help him out of that uniform. Enjoy!

[wyandly]

...OMG!... I have done over 6 years in field service. 6 months w/ airborne (didn't make the cut), and then later 6 years with another company that wasn't so strict on stop duration. I have always wondered just how much this stuff really goes on! I was always very professional and never did anything like that myself, since I knew I couldn't go home afterwards (if you get my meaning). But I have worked with others who would have no issues and even joked about such things. It always made me wonder. ... My 2 cents

[cuzzeyesaidso]

We're both in the Navy. I've had offers from Gay men while picking up my kids from school in my uniform.....in a gay/lesbian neighborhood. I know, I know I had it coming. I've also gotten a couple smiles and winks from some of the MILF's in the school yard but nothing further than that.

[ohash01]

I don't know where you guys are getting all these HOT UPS guys...mine at the office are always old and cranky with skin like tanned leather. Our Schwan's delivery man is not attractive either.

Now...we recently moved to a downtown office and there's one security gaurd...mmm...haha. One of the other girls will bop into that office and my first question is always "Is cop McHottie out there?" And they always know who I'm talking about. After 9/11 my dad worked 16 hour days, half on regular cop duty, and half on SWAT duty at the nuclear power plant...I'd take him dinner some nights or stop to get cash or whatever...there were some HOT men there too.

Maybe uniforms only do it for me if there's a gun along with it. Haha.