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| Mailman | | 24 | 7.02% |
| Ups | | 34 | 9.94% |
| Service person | | 83 | 24.27% |
| Secretary | | 204 | 59.65% |
| other | | 25 | 7.31% |
| Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 342. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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| | #31 (permalink) |
| Chimpin' Ain't Easy Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 6,739 Location: Ohio Status: Married Monkeys - will you be our vine? Swing Lifestyle Name:Spoomonkey
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This one is unfair. Mrs Spoo worked as a secretary for a while, so my common joke at the office was "don't tell my wife, but I'm bangin' one of the secretaries." She been promoted now - but I am still banging her. In fact, she has been promoted twice since we were married and I helped her get into the company that we work for... So, in a way, she is sleeping her way to the top ![]() Spoomonkey |
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| | #32 (permalink) |
| Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 136 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:LvrofBBWs
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Back in the late 70's I had my own business selling and servicing security equipment in San Francisco. I hired a secretary/office manager who attended the church I belonged to. We had known each other for a few months. Not long after we got the business off the ground, she asked me to her home for dinner. Well, the dinner was great, but the dessert was better. facelick .. I started having dinner and dessert three or four times a week with her. I was in my mid twenties and she was in her forties. She was the first "older woman" I had ever been with and, to this day, with the exception of Mrs. Playmate, was the best. She taught me things about sex, and yes, lovemaking, that I did not even have a clue exsisted. |
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| | #33 (permalink) |
| Flying solo Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 559 Location: Austin Status: single
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Harry the cable guy and Harry the organic veggie delivery guy. Yes..they both have the same name. |
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| | #34 (permalink) |
| Active Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 41 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:trublujo
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I couldnt vote on this as i never have but i had one very hot Fed Ex guy here over the summer and it did cross my mind heheheheee. Bet i was a flushed in the face and i think he could tell i was looking.
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| | #36 (permalink) |
| Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 235 Location: Walla Walla, WA
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Before I was in the Service, I was a sales rep in Ohio and Indiana. Three women told me they needed "attention" and it was fun. When you are a young kid, it is hard to realize how sexual women in their later 30's and early 40's are. I worked with a guy in the Army who was constantly talking about women on his Postal Route who gave him a "Shot of Leg". He moved from the Postal Service to the Army. And later, a Navy guy, who had a second job, talked at length about the needs and desires of the women at home when he serviced their appliances. I would think the FedEX and the UPS guys are very careful since they probably could lose a good job. Sexy. |
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| Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 135 Location: Seattle Status: Single
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) Anyway, I would hear them tell of lonely housewives that would change into something sexier while they were checking their furnace. A lot of times, it got warmer in there, and not just because he repaired the furnace Same thing in the summer....they would go out to check the air conditioning condensing unit and go back in to adjust the thermostat and the lady of the house would be in skimpier clothing. One woman was even bolder. She answered the door in her robe and it conveniently came untied at the waist to reaveal she was completely nude underneath.... | |
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| | #38 (permalink) |
| Registered Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 7 Location: ohio Status: Couple
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I would offer myself up to the UPS man facelick ...but when he delivers the packages ....hes too damn fast. Our UPS man drops our packages off in the driveway and takes off. Im visioning myself chasin the truck down the road...(wait wait!) Mrs.Sauce |
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| | #39 (permalink) |
| Active Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 11 Location: Bonita Springs, Fl Status: Couple
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I own a pool service in S. Fl. I've heard plenty of stories, and had a few opportunities myself. They usually begin with entering into the back yard and 'oops, I didn't know you were coming today' sorta thing. This is funny because we usually come on the same day, about the same time. I've never actually done anything, though Sabrina (my wife) is pushing for it to happen. She's been fantasizing about me coming home with an experience to tell. steven |
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| | #40 (permalink) |
| Your Tent or Ours? Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 706 Location: mm Status: Couple
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Heh - funny topic. She had a regular Wednesday evening date with the mailman who delivers to her office while I worked swing shift - no pun intended. I've since gone on day shift, and he got a girlfriend who wouldn't ever consider the lifestyle, so they stopped playing. It was fun for all of us while it lasted though. I'd come home from work on Wednesdays, and she would be waiting for me nude and so excited she couldn't stand it. I'd happily pick up where he left off. |
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| anything boys can do.... Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,750 Location: Utopia Status: Trouble maker Swing Lifestyle Name:playtoys69
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I choose sevice, My Dog is in the military. I get butterflies and weak in the knees everytime we meet for lunch and he shows up in his uniform. He seems bigger, stronger, much more intimidating. In a word SEXY. facelick I would love for him to come home in his uniform, it wouldn't last long that is for dam sure.OK need a minute. Your friend, Prettylady |
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| | #42 (permalink) |
| Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 386 Location: Exit 13A Thank you very much! Status: Married Female Swing Lifestyle Name:DGrey
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Never done it but I'd jump my Poland Spring water guy in a second. E |
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| | #43 (permalink) |
| Here to Stay Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 42 Location: Florida Status: married couple Swing Lifestyle Name:mickey&minnie
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Well, I can't get passed our UPS guys cologne *sp* I really hope thats what the smell is. He smells like the inside of a hamster cage. Is there a cologne that smells like cedar chips? Its awful, instead of calling him the UPS guy, we call him Hamster guy. Its mean, I know, but sometimes I just want to tell him that he smells bad and needs to change it. The whole place smells like that after he leaves.
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| Care to join us??? Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,460 Location: Northwest Mississippi Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:jennandjamesinms
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I know that there is a brand of laundry detergent that smells like a hamster cage (one of the types of Gain I think) It might be that BLECH! Either way - gross. Jenn |
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