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View Poll Results: Have you ever had sex with..
Mailman 24 7.02%
Ups 34 9.94%
Service person 83 24.27%
Secretary 204 59.65%
other 25 7.31%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 342. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 12-02-2004, 10:16 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I didn't see "Waterboy" as an option so we couldn't vote.
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Old 12-09-2004, 10:42 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I was a UPS guy for 13 years. You SEE a lot- but never had an offer. Nor did most/all of my colleagues. Those drivers are constantly racing the clock- they might not even notice an offer if one was made. I can't recall a single story of someone getting any love while on route. A few after work- but very few.

Main reason- UPS is a hyper vigilant company. The follow their drivers in unmarked security vehicles. You never know when a supervisor is going to jump on board and spot check you. Now they track the poor scmucks with GPS/GIS systems. They'd fire a driver's ass in less than a heart beat for screwing a customer. You aren't even allowed to enter into a private home to help an old lady with her package. No- those drivers are too worried- rightfully- of losing their $50,000 per year jobs. And they deserve every penny of that money too- they bust your ass at UPS.

Not missing that company one gad damn bit- specially this time of year

Now I do still have my uniform for any fantasys you might have
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:39 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Now I do still have my uniform for any fantasys you might have
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Old 12-10-2004, 04:28 PM   #19 (permalink)
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N&S is correct, I believe drivers are allotted like 3 mins per stop, not a whole lot of time unless your nickname is "hair trigger Harry"
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Old 12-23-2004, 11:43 AM   #20 (permalink)
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From a male viewpoint. I have been a telephone equipment installer/serviceman and a cable tv installation supervisor back in the 80's and I have many memories of women wanting to seduce me. One in particular was a young college coed that as far as I could tell wasn't even 16 yet. She answered the door in her bath robe and I asked if her parents were home. She asked "why"? We wern't allowed to enter a premisis if they were under 18 and no parent home. She informed me that she was twenty one. During the installation I helped her remove some items from a closet. We moved one rather large heavy one and as she squatted down I got the full view of her crotch. And she knew it and smiled. Never did lay any of them though.
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Although we've had some pretty hot receptionists at my office, I've never been involved with any of them. My wife has a thing for motorcycle cops, she loves the boots, pants, and rest of the uniform. And driving past a home being built in our neighborhood a couple of months ago my wife's out loud voice expressed appreciation for a buff, tanned worker without a shirt on. It was a "oh, did I say that out loud?" thing. So now I know what to get her for her birthday...

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Old 12-23-2004, 06:12 PM   #22 (permalink)
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While I was single I picked-up a bus driver in NYC, does that count? She gave the best blowjobs.. She still rates in the top 5 of all time for me.
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Old 05-07-2005, 01:34 PM   #23 (permalink)
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We both had to vote service person. D was in the military service. S was and is in the insurance service area of insurance industry. D S
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Old 05-08-2005, 10:02 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Where we are, forget UPS.....give me the FedEx guys. Between the ground guy and the air guy, I can't figure out which one is hotter. facelick

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Former US Marine here so the mrs had to answer services. Can't say I was approached by a woman while in uniform but I do recall the day I graduated from Marine Corps boot camp and walked on the airplane at San Diego. Dressed in Marine Corps Dress Blue Uniform and just completed the most intensive physical training in the world I could feel the eyes of the women already on board stare right through me!
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Ok, what about the pizza guy? I had a really hot piza guy deliver to our house last time. I was drooling but the kids were home so no attempt was made to seduce him.

Maybe next time.......
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Old 07-31-2005, 11:40 AM   #27 (permalink)
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My boss' secretary was much more desirable than any of the delivery guys (since I'm str8) She was also very willing. She was also cute as a button, horny as can be, and when she invited my wife and I for dinner, her hubby and my wife got along very well right up until he started taking off her clothes...but that's another story.
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WE have joked about the pizza guy but she osays she could never do it at our home. Maybe for room service in a hotel or something like that. pizza delivery to a hotel room.
She says he would have to be cute.
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I do my UPS everyday when he comes home....looking all sexy and sweaty (sp). The brown uniform is definately a turn on.
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A secretary. But she wasn't *my* secretary. She was the VP of Sales' secretary. I was just a tech at the time.

The best thing about it (other than the lady herself... she was great!) was that everyone agreed that he was an asshole and way too full of himself and she had told him in no uncertain terms that she wouldn't sleep with him.
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