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  1. 1. How Many Sex Toys do you own?

    • I don't have any sex toys
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    • I have 1 and that's all I need!
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    • I have between 2 and 5 sex toys
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    • I have between 6 and 10 sex toys
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    • I have 10 -20 sex toys
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    • I have more than 20
      65
    • I really have no idea how many toys I have!
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So ladies (and gentlemen for that matter) just how many toys do you have? Can you even count them? Are they so scattered you really aren't sure (that's the case for me)? Do you even have any?

 

Can you count them on one hand and name them all?

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Oh my gosh I cant even imagine not having my sex toys. Hubby and I have been collecting them for quite some time. They are awesome. We don't use them all the time but when we decide to pull out the toy "trunk" we know we are going to have a blast!!!! :fun:

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Wow, Julie, good question! :kissface:

 

I guess that's why you run the place, huh?

 

Hmmm...let me see. If we are talking about all the toys we have...ropes, swing, spreader bars, insertables, harnesses, crops, mitts :eek: ....sheesh. I cannot even count them all. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 45-50 items, I'd guess.

 

:evil:

 

But, hey, we do like to play. :D

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OH I do like toys too. For me life without at least one vibe is not tolerable. I even have a small travel size one that isn't big enough to really look like much on x-ray for them to make me unpack my bags. And I love going shopping for more, esp with the partner. One can never have too much of a good thing.

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I have My first little vibe but it broke so I had to replace it now it's just a dildo.:sad: So just got a new Penthouse vibe. and it come with a nice sleeve which can be a toy of it's own.

Other than that I just have a small Butt plug and a remote control egg. Don't really use those much.

We have a flogger and a riding crop would you consider those toys also? and if that's the case what about handcuffs. lol

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I DID have a couple of toys :sad: until the other day, when I forgot to lock my bedroom door. my youngest went exploring and found them, thinking they were some kind of rockets, she decided to launch them out my open bedroom window (unknown to me).

 

First thing I know about it is when my mother arrives with a look of pure disgust on her face saying " some disgusting person has throw 2 sex toys into your garden, so I have used a carrier bag and picked them up, and thrown them in the bin".

 

i would never get them back out of the bin but I wasn't really given a choice as the dustbin men had just emptied my bin.

 

Now I have none :sad: and the odds are I wont be able to get a new one for a couple of weeks.

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Yes, poor babydragon! I hope you can get something soon...

 

How on earth did you keep a straight face? :lol:

 

-B

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Originally posted by BradAndJanet

Yes, poor babydragon! I hope you can get something soon...

 

How on earth did you keep a straight face? :lol:

 

-B

 

And how did you keep from giving away your secret by not turning 50 shades of red as I'm sure I would have.

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It could be worse, company comes and then sitting in the hall is your dog with one in his mouth. There is a pic out on the internet with this that is a howl, pun intended.

 

We almost fainted when we came home when Grandma was watching the kids and she said "one came out of our room with something we may not have wanted them to be in". We froze until she revealed it was the wife's makeup!

 

We have four toys, one slim vibe, one vibe shaped like a penis and then two dildos, one 8"X5" and one 10 X 7" inch (My favorite, that monster makes her scream when she cums! Surrender ) We have some other toys; crops, ropes, etc... but alas, she is not into them so they collect dust. :(e

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well i know we have at least 4 different doubles and who knows how many others.

Its enough that we laugh when we go to large xxx stores we say got it, got it, got two of them, hmmm this one looks familiar, got it, etc.

We will get atleast one a month. :D

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We don't have an accurate count... so, we answered accordingly. ;) We do try to keep everything in one of two different locations. But, we've been known to accidentally leave things out as well.

 

When we first started buying toys, we would buy several at a time. But eventually, we became more selective. We have some rarely (if ever) used toys that just didn't live up to the hype of the packaging.

 

But, we're always on the lookout for something new and interesting!!! ;)

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Wow! Reading some of your replies is awesome. My husband and I also own tons of toys. I sell them for a living and would never suggest anything that I haven't tried myself. I have to admit I really love the new silicon ones and love the glass dildo's. Hot and cold can be a huge turn on. My kids have finally found out that our bed is not their bed and to not move the blankets too much as they have found things they really didn't want to know about. There are times when we are just wiped from playing and things don't always get put away where they belong.

 

RedandMWC

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We've collected several over the last few years. My favorite is either my cyber rabbit or my BIG vibrating dildo. Sometimes the mister gets a little worried about "Bob", the biggest of my toys. Some of the toys I like and he doesn't. Many don't get used for that reason. :sad:

 

~M

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I voted for 2-5......some lubes, a couple of "porn star mouths" and some great DVD's!

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We keep a camera bag full of our "stuff" Lube, toys, ropes, condoms, blindfold etc. we also bring the bag or some facsimile of it on our play dates. The fun we've had.... :kissface::kissface:

 

Our newest toy is a self made dildo. Bought it online and made a dildo of my husbands cock. ::P:::P: Now i have what i consider the greatest toy of them all.

 

The benefits of modern scientific exploration. I think they used these on some NASA mission or something. :lol:

 

Lustfully,

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My husband and I enjoy ever toy we have. It excites us to look for a new one to try!

The more the we have, the better we feel. :o)

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Hi Julie. A good question. First of all here is the m-half! My dearest has a lot of sex toys. Some are used, some are only to have it because her friends have the same. Okay, why not. Sometimes it is fine to feel the dildo in her ass when I have the pleasure to be in her vagina. But since xmas I have a problem because the gift of her friend was Mr. HitachiMW. I like the show she gives me, but I don't know why Mr. Hitachi is the favourit of her toys. Maybe other men have the same experience and are able to inform me.

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I have a huge collection of toys, and find dragging my collection out (be it from a bag I've brought with me or showing them off on there own bookshelf/shrine) is a great ice breaker or erotic step ,you could say, when you've met the right couple and ;) You know ....when you are sitting on the couch, and ....and... and... yeah, that part."Ooooh, this one looks interesting. How does it work? Show me." Ahhhh... what a beautiful thing... :claps:

 

Mr. Okidoll and I don't have kids so we have the luxury of being able to have them out in the open for all to see, and it is a running joke with our friends that I'm a huge freak. :D In fact, I love seeing the look on Mr. Okidoll's face when I drag out my toys, because he's so proud to be married to a complete pervert. :kissface:

 

The Hitachi does nothing for me. I know... I know.. It is the Cadillac of Vibrators, but the Caddy doesn't quite hit the right spot. I'm a tough nut to crack. I like handheld, electric models like the Wahl with the special soft tip attachment I buy extra. That is the Holy Grail for moi, and I have three of those (well, four, but I burned one out :D ). The Slimlines and Dildos and other odd assorted devices are all there for fun and we bring plenty to share.

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I have a bunch... more than 20 and I love them all. We have so much fun going and buying them, and then Mr. Indy just loves to watch me try them out!

 

The best one yet is the erocillator! I got it for Christmas, with the extended pleasure pack! OOOOOOOHHHHLLLAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I just got rid of a lot of them, I figured I have not used them in years so get rid of them (long as I have some of the same design) because I get better ones each time that can do the same + other things

 

 

I keep mine in my safe :lol: (the larger ones)

kids cant find them there

My little ones the ones I prefer are between my mattress :kissface:

makes em easy to get to

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Gotta go with about 20 here! Yep, can even name them all! lol Got our favorites though and I guess right now that would be my dolphin......never without it! We don't actually have them out of reach but after reading these post we may need to change that! Our kids would not freak though since they are grown, they would ask where we got it so they could go buy one! But the grandchildren....now that could be a bit different. :o

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Good question! I had never actually stopped to count before. LOL I currently have 9, and that's with the recent addition I just purchased from mypleasure.com called the Contoured Pearl. The Rabbit has always been one of my faves, but this new one is going to be another I think :o

 

The story about the "rockets out the window" cracked me up too! :lol:

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I have an armoire next to our bed. One side has three large drawers full of toys of all makes, models, and sizes including two Hitachi Magic Wands. Recently, I had the opportunity to spend a weekend with my favorite male lover. Saturday was devoted to just the two of us (my husband had his own plans for Saturday); Sunday included my husband. Foreplay started Friday night while I packed and talked to my lover on the phone. I wrote about the phone call in my journal and am including a portion here.

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I called B and for the next 30+ minutes reviewed each toy that I was bringing…details of how I use them to masturbate; details of how I’ve used them on other lovers; details of what I wanted to do with him in the future; details of how I used some them of on him and how he used others on me. The armoire was almost empty; the suitcase filled to the brim when I heard a strangled voice call my name: Sugar and again Sugar. Finally, when I heard my name for the second time, I snapped back to the present. B told me we had to hang up and hang up now, or he wouldn't be able to keep his hands off his hard cock. He told me was touching himself during the early part of our conversation; later, he said he was holding the phone with one hand while he tucked his free hand under his arm.

 

We said good night. My suitcase full of toys was easily twice the size of my overnight case that held a change of clothes, clean underwear and all the cosmetics and personal grooming supplies a girl needs for a weekend with her lover.

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No, we didn't play with the majority of the toys, but we did use a 2/3 of them. When my husband joined us Sunday, we used a couple more.

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While we have a lot of toys we only play with a couple. It's amazing how we've ordered, and they just didn't live up to their promise. A few are just for special occasions. In fact, toys are very seldom part of playing with Bear. I do have a few playmates who must own stock in Energizer. -- Bunny

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We've had lots of toys over the years. Some break, some we just lost interest in. Currently, we've got between 2-5 and her favorite right now is a large penis with that skin that feels so realistic, it's hard to believe it isn't real. I just checked the box and it's called 'Cyber Cock with balls and virtual touch'. I used it on her last night, while whispering a fantasy to her telling her that the cock was from a chat room flirt she had with a guy earlier that evening. That got her off pretty good. Me, too, I must admit. The only thing wrong with that dick is it's kind of cold, at first. I try to warm it up before playing with it, by running warm water over it first. Then we lube it up a bit, although, she's got enough lube herself that we don't really need much.

P.S. We were disappointed to find the new 'warming KY Jelly' didn't warm up as much as we had expected. We had a warming massage oil a few years back that really worked well, so I guess that our expectations were high on the new KY....Or did we just get a bad batch? We'd love to know if you've tried that stuff, and was it hot for you, or not? Hmmmm, wonder if that stuff could be considered a toy? I'm thinking, yeah, why not?

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A large toolbox full...for whatever fancies us. Here's another way to put it. If we were pulled over by the police we would more than likely go to jail. Why? In Texas you can only travel with 7 per person. Gotta love Republicans! ;)

 

Sweet

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So with so many toys owned, why have I seen so few brought to any clubs?

 

Maybe I need to find kinkier clubs? :hahaha:

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Alright now... I am so jealous, everyone has more toys than me :( We've been looking at getting a few more but I go into those shops and get so overwhelmed (sp?) I don't know where to start, it all looks fun :) Next thing on the list is some bondage stuff!!!! The other girl in our group has a two sided dildo I can't wait to "share" with her :) :) :)

 

-CosmoGirl

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We have about 4 remote control eggs, 8 vibes of various sizes and colors, a wireless hands-free bunny and a vibrating remote control butt plug. What started out as a kitchen utensil (a wooden spoon) soon became a toy. We also have ropes, cuffs, feathers, massage lotions of various scents and a mini-whip. All in all probably 20-30 toys and still looking for more.

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well...yes we do have some toys...cyber skin is almost like the real thing and my wife loves the extra length and girth she gets from one of those toys ::P: Our kids are in their thirties and I would guess they have toys of their own, so we told them we had some and to stay out our closet :nono: when they come to visit or they might just have to explain what grandma and grandpa are doing with those :eek: "disgusting" :eek: things. :D

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We have so many toys I wouldn't even begin to count them. I'm into bondage(wife) and he's bi as well so we both have our own set of toys. We have some that we use only on each other (plugs, strap-on dildo's) and others for sharing with our playmates. And what collection wouldn't be complete without a handle of vibrating eggs and rubber vibrators. My sister is a Party Gals sex toy distributor and does sex toy parties all the time so I'm always picking up something new for us, the internet coupons she gives us don't hurt either.

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We started with a big boy toy, then a smaller discreet one, both vibrated.....past tense :lol: high libido wiped them out pretty quick!!!

have several cock rings and gels,

 

 

xoxoxo C

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We have a bunch of them, quite often we lose them or or we find something we like better and we eventually replace the "older" or "boring" ones with something different

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Toys are soooooo fun... we have several vibrators that my hubby loves to buy for me and surprise me with so I never have to go out and find any. We also have lots and lots of flavored oils and such, would that be considered toys since whips and things are mentioned?

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I only have a few toys, but we use them well. Very put off when hubby gave me a vibrator for X-mas but we got very friendly with it. Got a few more over the years, but 3-4 is what I use. Oh, I got a butt-plug too, that's kind of fun!

 

I'm not counting the massage oils or Mike's enormous collection of porn, though you could say those are our toys too...

 

Mari

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I have a medium sized vibe, and a nice pleasure mitt that my girlfriends seem to love. I think i need some more toys any suggestions?

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My hubby and I don't have any toys, and it's because of me because I know that he would love to have some. We're tried a dildo and a vibrator, but I didn't react well to the stimulation. Perhaps I was too nervous? Here is a toy that my girlfriend want's to have for those days her hubby is out of town. Too expensive for me.

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hello all

our first post

 

not sure how many but they do include some home made polished wooden toys. home made tie down gear, homemade swing. and a home made dildo machine that can keep going for hours

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Hello,

I used to get mad at my husband for buying all of the toys/devices he would buy. I would tell him, hey the drawers are overflowing, but when he moved out he took most of them with him, not for him to use or anything but to just piss me off. I remember he opened my side of the night stand and said" this is where the fight begins" I said take what ever you want I will find me a boy toy that doesn't require toys. So a couple of weeks later with no sex or a man to take care of things I found my self in the house with not one single working toy. It is amazing what objects you start checking out in the house. Hey I found out the little disposable, vibrating tooth brushes give off a pretty good vibe, sick huh but I was desperate it was late at night and as far as I know no one delivers sex toys to your house late in the evening. Since then I purchased my own toys and beleive me even I get bored of them too. But I do have to tell you today I found this one toy that has been in the drawere for ever, it is called the g-spot vibe. Well I believe I found out why it is called what it is. I think I found my g-spot with it today and it was a fucking mind blowing experiance, I swear I had an out of body experiance, whew I was so excited I had to call my friends to say Hey have you found your g-spot, if not you need to .... so that is my experiance with toys.

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My first sex toy was a Remington Electric Shaver....my mom got it for me when I was 13. It was a plug in type. I was on my bed shaving one day and I reached for something and the blades fell off. The shaver fell between my legs and the little plastic vibrating knobs touched my clit....I can still remember the sensation. I picked up the shaver and touched it to my fingers and it did not hurt. I then touched it to my clit and had my first orgasm. For the next 6 months I believe that I had the strongest calf and thigh muscles in my life for I tensed up like crazy when I used it....I then started feeling guilty...dirty...so I cut the cord and put it in my top dresser...this lasted about a week and I finally went into the basement and fixed the cord with my dad's electrical tape...I do not know how I did not fry myself...smile-r

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So ladies (and gentlemen for that matter) just how many toys do you have? Can you even count them? Are they so scattered you really aren't sure (that's the case for me)? Do you even have any?

Can you count them on one hand and name them all?

Funny story with that.

 

Disco used to have some toys. I have never had any. Disco used to have a jelly dildo, a vibrating egg, some anal beads, the attachment to a strap on (no strap on harness though), and a small vibrator.

 

We moved from Toledo, OH, to Buckeye Lake, OH. She packed her toys in a large purse inside of a particular box. The box was not marked anything in particular. She taped the box up and put it in the rest of the boxes we had for moving.

 

When we got to our new house, we unpacked everything. The movers did a great job, didn't break a single dish. Unfortunately, they had stolen some items. One of the items they stole was the purse full of sex toys, but they left the box itself (yes, they tore open the tape on the box).

 

We've stuck with Uhauls ever since.

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2swingornot,

 

Four years ago, I was moving out of my house, under police protection with my ex in the cop car at the curb, and my sister was helping me throw things in boxes. We got to the bedroom, and my office... and she kept coming across toys hidden in all kinds of places... she threw them all out and told me, "Find yourself someone who treats you good an doesn't need batteries."

 

I found a man that treats me like gold, but I still like my battery operated friends - and he does too!!

 

V

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Well, the collection seems to be growing each year although it seems to be mainly dildos that can be fitted to harnesses. At the rate Im gathering them I'll either have to retire a couple or get more bed-side drawers LOL.

 

The main ones I own are the Soft Pack 7 inch (for, as the name suggests, when Im packing) and c-sock, Mr Bendy (also for packing), Sire, Nexus (an absolute gem), Randy and Brando (a challenge but fun for all), Babeland Silver Bullet (love it but it isn't super sturdy), Hitachi Magic Wand (the absolute best ever) and that's about it I guess. The harnesses I use are the Pleasure Principle harness (my absolute favourite harness) and Terra Firma leather harness (an exceptionally versatile harness). Apart from all that there's cuffs and a few other bits and pieces,

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Never used toys, Oh there was a little sex kitten dying to try, but fear of what my bf would say kept me from trying. :(

Not anymore. I have tried the vibe with Dog, and he has uncaged the kitten who is quickly growing in to a lioness. ;)

Watch out boys.

Your friend,

Prettylady :kissface:

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We have a few dozen. vibes dildo's strap on's home made swings some home made polished wood plugs and dildo's home made tie down straps, suspension harness, and two of the recent ones include a home made penetrating machine with variable speed but no vibration and a new home made long range remote control insert-able egg.

 

I can set it off driving past her office......!!!!!! LOL

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      "Susan sort of hit on me in the sauna by 'accidentally' showing me her pussy," I admitted. "It's smooth and beautiful, and I could tell she was very wet."
       
      "Interesting," Tim said, "but it doesn't change the fact they are clients. Let's enjoy dinner. Come on; it must be time to go on down." I could tell, though, that my admission had hit home with Tim, and his stomach wouldn't be the only thing on his mind at dinner.
       
      The rabbit was fabulous, and we slowly munched our way through the various courses. Coffee and brandy followed, and we retreated into a smaller intimate family room with sofas, large seats, scattered cushions on the floor, and a big fireplace with a bright fire in the grate. Susan found a DVD, "Eyes Wide Shut," with Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise. Tim commented, "You look just like her, Susan."
       
      "She is a fine woman," Susan agreed. "I wish I had her bottom and her breasts. Watch the first scenes, and you get to see all of her. She is beautiful!"
       
      The film was remarkable, and we all watched it enthralled during the sex party scene in the large country house. The men in masks and long dark cloaks, women in cloaks, and other women wearing just about nothing. Couples fucking all over the furniture, and one girl was being done resting on the back of another man. A girl in the corner was being fucked doggy on a coffee table. I started to get wet. The film was deep, and the sex was great, although never construed as a porn film, much too delicate for that category. My pussy was alive, so I couldn't wait to get Tim back upstairs later. The movie finished, and Susan said, "That was the hot scene at the party. Wouldn't you love to join in and be one of them!"
       
      A careful silence was followed by Tim and me, which gained the retort from Susan. "You are swingers, aren't you? Otherwise, you would have said something about not sharing your wife!" I giggled, and Tim finally uncomfortably said: "Well, it takes all kinds of people with different attitudes to sex to make the world go around."
       
      Susan got up and walked out of the room. After a few minutes, she returned with a small basket of condoms and a collection of exciting toys. Susan smiled at me and said, "Mistral, let's give the boys a show. Then I will fuck Tim to a standstill as long as you are OK about it and want Greg!"
       
      "OK. I want to fuck Greg as much as he wants me. Same for you and Tim," was my husky reply. Suddenly, all the rules had gone out the window. Susan smiled and shrugged off her long dress, sliding it down to the floor, and she had nothing underneath. I got up and selected a toy from the basket, a rabbit dildo. I stepped out of my dress and knelt in front of Susan. She opened up her legs, and I switched on the vibrator, slid a finger inside a very wet slippery pussy, and pressed the toy to her clit.
       
      "My, we have been thinking rude thoughts this evening, hmmm?" I chided her. Susan said, "Well, the DVD certainly opened up the conversation. I tried to interest you in the sauna, and I saw the fuck-me look in your eyes but then got ignored. How come?"
       
      I ignored the question. "Get on the cushions. I want to open you right up and explore," I commanded. I worked slowly down Susan's body, tonguing every crevice. At the same time, the vibrator was held against her pussy without really trying to get inside. She rolled over onto her back, pulled me on top, slid off my thong, and peeled apart the lips of a very wet Mistral pussy. She arched her back to get her head between my legs, then slowly worked her tongue around my clit, just missing the most sensitive part: teasing, teasing! My head was between her legs sucking hard on her cunt, the vibrator discarded alongside us.
       
      Susan tasted and smelt divine, a cunt to die for, and we gently and slowly worked each other to a beautiful girly climax. I slid her clit between my lips and sucked gently, giving it all the attention it could take. Her bottom started to thrash about, and a muffled cry came from her as she exploded and released a dribble of pussy juice onto my face. Strong hands lifted us apart, and Greg sat me down on his lap, legs facing him. He kissed me gently, opened my mouth with his tongue, and started to probe my soul with his penetrating tongue. When those two had shed their clothes, I don't know!
       
      What I wanted was getting harder under my thigh and starting to poke up between my legs. My hand reached down and stroked the elegant cock, trying so hard to get inside me. Greg put on a condom and was ready for me. A thrust up then down onto it, and he was inside. I could not wait and would not wait. My hips thrust madly at him, exploring his cock and filling myself with pleasure. It must have only taken me 30 seconds to hit the first orgasm, and Greg was getting faster and faster until he exploded.
       
      We kissed and looked over at Tim and Susan. They were in a 69 with Susan sucking Tim hard and working her two fingers inside his anus. His balls tightened, and he emptied himself inside her mouth. She got up, came over, and kissed me deeply, sharing the contents of her mouth with me. Susan returned to Tim and started gently sucking him back to hardness again. Greg was working my bottom with his tongue, firm strokes working into the most private and sensitive area a woman has. I pulled him up and kissed him deeply, and again he shared the semen from Susan's mouth.
       
      Greg smiled and said, "OK, we all shared Tim. Would he enjoy sucking me?" I was a little unsure how Tim would react. Susan said, "He can't talk right now since his mouth is full of my pussy."
       
      Greg lifted me off him and walked over to the other two, kissed Susan, and then leaned over and lightly bit Tim's nipple, who, for a straight guy, relaxed and did nothing. Greg slowly worked down his body and started to get near his groin. Susan got up and thrust her pussy back into his face. Tim hungrily lapped at her while Greg took Tim's cock into his mouth.
       
      Tim started to push his hips at Greg, who was working the sensitive spots on his cock with expert reverence. I had never seen Tim with a man before, and it fascinated me to see how he responded to a man's attention. Tim gently pulled Greg around so they were 69 together and opened his mouth to get Greg's cock down his throat.
       
      Susan had slid behind me and worked one of the toys into my pussy. A little finger was up my arse, and the big rabbit worked magic inside me. I watched, fascinated, while the two men ground their cocks into each other's mouths, sucking and mouth fucking together. I could reach Greg's anus from where I was crouching, and I slid a finger inside, feeling for his prostate. I found the firm nut I was after and massaged it, bringing him to a rapid spunk explosion. When he started, I worked the prostate harder, milking the orgasm to its absolute. Tim was greedily swallowing all that Greg could deliver. Tim's hips began to shudder as he succumbed to Greg's tongue and spurted his load down his throat.
       
      The guys then got up and came over and kissed us. Greg pushed a quantity of spunk down my throat while Tim probed Susan's mouth. For the rest of the night, we moved upstairs to a large bedroom with a king-sized double that could sleep six without trouble. We swapped, we fucked, we cuddled and rested, then swapped, fucked, and cuddled some more, eventually falling asleep around 5 a.m.
       
      I awoke around 7:00, needing a drink. As no one else was around, I walked naked downstairs to get some orange juice. Halfway down the stairs, Jon appeared with a smile and a naked girlfriend beside him. "Hello, we returned late last night and realized you guys were having fun."
       
      Penny, Jon's girlfriend, said, "Come into this room. We had a camera in the large bedroom and watched you all together. What a turn-on!"
       
      I followed them in with dread, not knowing what to expect. Jon said, "Don't look so worried. We enjoyed the performance and wanted to share some of it with you."
       
      As I looked at the display, the threesome on the screen was waking up, and Susan was fondling both men. Penny said, "I often watch Greg and Susan's swinging parties here, and we fuck like bunnies while we watch. I enjoyed a threesome with Jon and his stepmother. What was Greg like? I haven't had him yet?" I just stood there, mouth open in shock, unable to speak.
       
      Jon pushed me gently onto the bed and started caressing my body while Penny approached the other side. Jon gently sucked my nipples while Penny's tongue delicately explored my womanhood. "We want to fuck you properly, Mistral, but I know your pussy must be sore from last night, so we'll stick with our tongues this time, OK?"
       
      After a few minutes of light sex, Penny said, "We better slip away quietly as we are not supposed to be here. Are you two coming to next weekend's party?" The feeling of this beautiful young feminine creature's tongue still fresh on my mind, I shot back, "You bet. If we are invited."
       
      "Oh, I expect you shall be," Penny smiled. She gazed into my eyes, dropped her hand between her legs, and worked a finger deep into herself. "Until next time...," she said, trailing her finger, wet with her secretions and Jon's cum, stickily across my cheek before resting it on my lips. An invitation which I readily obliged by opening my mouth. Her long finger worked around my tongue, gifting me the taste of her and her lover.
       
      I slipped upstairs and joined the frolicking three on the bed for more and more of what my body desired. Eventually, we fell asleep again and woke around 3 p.m. feeling completely satisfied and sexually drained. A shower and a good cleanup refreshed my body and spirit. Tim and I were due to leave soon, and Susan came to me and said, "You must come to our next weekend party. Please say yes. If you like, bring some friends that will enjoy what you two have this weekend. There is so much more I want to do with you and Tim. We have had a fantastic time."

      On the way home, Tim said solemnly: "You realize that the weekend could have gone dreadfully wrong if it was a trap. We were caught out, well nearly!"

      The following weekend swinger party is another edition of this story…
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