General Chemistry vs Perfect Bodies

[biblonde]

NANDTFROMCA....LOL GREAT LIST..You hit the nail right on the head!

[Chicup]

(now for the negative ones)

"The wife pimpers" - No pictures of him, lots of his wife.

"The Wedding" - Scanned pictures from their wedding, and their profile states that they have been married 5+ years. Apparently they don't own cameras.

"The not-what-they-used-to-be-couple" - Cute pictures with the old scanned look (you can see the dust on the scanner) before the age of digital cameras. Perhaps even an out of fashion hairstyle to help age it more. Its how swingers state they have aged poorly and don't want to show it to you.

"The I think my wife is hideous" - One or two pictures of the guy, none of the girl. So far when we have run into this, he has been correct in his assesment of her looks.

"My wife doesn't know we have pictures on the net" - Pictures of her that look like they were not meant to be 'add' pictures. Her head is turned, its from a distance, shes talking to her mother etc. His picture will often be in a mirror holding the camera.

[intuition897]

I think that just about covers it NandT and Chicup! Wow. So true.

[Sweet_Candy]

Great list folks . . . can't think of any you missed. I'm sure a few more for the list will pop up.

[The Fuse]

Originally Posted by Chicup

(now for the negative ones)

"The wife pimpers" - No pictures of him, lots of his wife.

"The Wedding" - Scanned pictures from their wedding, and their profile states that they have been married 5+ years. Apparently they don't own cameras.

"The not-what-they-used-to-be-couple" - Cute pictures with the old scanned look (you can see the dust on the scanner) before the age of digital cameras. Perhaps even an out of fashion hairstyle to help age it more. Its how swingers state they have aged poorly and don't want to show it to you.

"The I think my wife is hideous" - One or two pictures of the guy, none of the girl. So far when we have run into this, he has been correct in his assesment of her looks.

"My wife doesn't know we have pictures on the net" - Pictures of her that look like they were not meant to be 'add' pictures. Her head is turned, its from a distance, shes talking to her mother etc. His picture will often be in a mirror holding the camera.

Don't forget the "This can't be real, but we'll see what sticks" couple -- two pictures on the profile, one of each of them taken with the webcam -- and they aren't looking at the camera, they're looking at the screen.

[Chicup]

Originally Posted by The Fuse

Don't forget the "This can't be real, but we'll see what sticks" couple -- two pictures on the profile, one of each of them taken with the webcam -- and they aren't looking at the camera, they're looking at the screen.

Yea I wasn't sure how to work in the webcam photos.

[LOL_OMG]

Haha I just remembered....Swing Lifestyle kind of rotates through pics to be put on the front page (ours was up there once I'm told). A few months ago I remember seeing a pic of a 500+ lb guy nakid and sitting at his computer LOL. It had to be someone's humor....it just had to be!

Mrs

[mickey&minnie]

I hate when people email you and send a pic of just their privates. Yeah you might have a big penis or a pretty snatch but what does the rest of you look like I just hate only getting a cock shot. I can't tell if I am attracted to someone just by that. I would like a full body shot (w/ or w/o head or clothes) not just a penis on my screen. If I want to just see a penis, my hubby has one I can look at all day. Just my opinion
Minnie

[CurioslyShy]

Good insights! We are attracting the wrong crowd, and this helps. We just figured most people cared about the wife, so the husband is only in 1 pic on our profile. Think that needs to change. The photos too are not nude, but all bra/ panites. Like others were saying, we are interested in the attraction, but also so much more!

Did someone list the 'obviously single guy posting as a couple' photo? Usually stolen from some porn site and added as their profile pic. Gimme a break.

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by CurioslyShy

Did someone list the 'obviously single guy posting as a couple' photo? Usually stolen from some porn site and added as their profile pic. Gimme a break.

Personally, I love the single guy posting photo obvious cripped from a catalog - or the really bizarre, "probably a guy living in his parents' basement even though he is well into his thirties", posting pics as a single woman - and these pics are obviously taken from the net...

Creepy...

Spoomonkey

[nice_cpl_n_bama]

Well, this certianly answered my questions on pics. I'm not a wife pimper, there IS a pic of me in the lineup. There's 5 of her just cause I think she's WAY prettier than me. 3 very nice professional face shots of her, One bust shot in very conservative lingerie where you cant really see anything but cleavage, and (don't laugh) a picture of her foot in a high heel with a pretty pedicure. That one was just trying to figure out the camera and it went off and got her foot. It came out so nice I posted it because she has pretty feet and some people like that.
We thought seriously about doing nude photos because they seemed so common. It was the old "follow the crowd" idea. While Laurie is a bit of an exhibitionist I still like it better not to publicly post nekkid pics.
Thanks for all the great info!
Jeff