Lies - Doctor - ED

[dallmax1]

Hello,

Here is the deal – I am the guy who has troubles getting an erection with new friends. We were with two new couples last weekend. One date Friday night and one date Saturday night. Friday night was a bust – couldn’t get it up. Saturday night before play started I told the couple that I have a problem getting hard. Wife says to husband, “Got any more Viagra?” “Yep.” So I took the pill – that ended the erection problem.

I NEVER have a problem when I am with my wife, it’s only new couples. I am 33, healthy and in the best shape of my life. I am going to the Dr. on Thursday (for my every 5 year physical) and want him to prescribe Viagra for me. I can’t say, “Hey Doc, I can’t get an erection so I can bang some other chick, can you help me out?” So what lies can I tell him so that he’ll fill a prescription for me?

Has anyone fooled the Dr into writing a prescription? Who has gone to the Dr. for ED? What questions\procedure did he/she ask\perform?

I know honesty is the best policy, but I can’t really ask for Viagra for recreational purposes.

Thanks for help.

[VegasLee]

Why not keep it simple and not lie to him.

Tell him/her that you have problems at times. You don't have to tell him who you have problems with.

[lovenestduo]

But Viagra IS for recreational purposes.

Really, I'd say that there was a couple of times where Mr. Happy wouldn't cooperate and it kind of put a damper on the night, nudge, nudge, wink wink. Doctors realize that it's difficult to talk about these things. You shouldn't have to give any details. It's not really "fooling". You said you couldn't get it up. 'Nuff said. He doesn't need to know who was there. If you don't have some disqualifying medical condition, they usually don't have a problem writing a prescription.

[dallmax1]

That is what I was wondering. I didn't know what type of questions he would ask - and therefore lie about. If he asks how frequently and I answer "every couple of months" - the honest answer, will he say "That's normal so therefor I won't write a prescription." Or do I need to say it is more frequent so that he thinks it is a problem?

[warkman]

Originally Posted by VegasLee

Why not keep it simple and not lie to him.
Tell him/her that you have problems at times. You don't have to tell him who you have problems with.

I completely agree. As long as you're in good health and not taking medications containing nitrates, there should be no problem. Be aware of the possible side effects though. The only one I experience is a stuffy nose and sometimes headache. There are others more severe involving eyesight and hearing that are much less prevalent. I haven't had any problems with those.

[warkman]

Originally Posted by dallmax1

That is what I was wondering. I didn't know what type of questions he would ask - and therefore lie about. If he asks how frequently and I answer "every couple of months" - the honest answer, will he say "That's normal so therefor I won't write a prescription." Or do I need to say it is more frequent so that he thinks it is a problem?

Personally, I don't think he will ask you. But if he does, I'd tell him when it does happen, it's very embarrassing, disappointing and effects your confidence. Nothing further than that is necessary, and you're telling the truth.

[dallmax1]

Thanks everyone, I'll let you know how it turns out. I am headed to hedo III on March 1 - don't want "No worries mon."

[Ed & Bunny]

Originally Posted by dallmax1

That is what I was wondering. I didn't know what type of questions he would ask - and therefore lie about. If he asks how frequently and I answer "every couple of months" - the honest answer, will he say "That's normal so therefor I won't write a prescription." Or do I need to say it is more frequent so that he thinks it is a problem?

My advise is to have your wife go with you and express herself that you are having problems and it is affecting your sex life. With her stating that, the doc probobly wont ask too many questions. He will probobly do a blood test on your testoterone levels and give you samples to try to see which pill works best. This is how it went for me when the wife and I went to the doctor.

[matt1s3]

Just tell him that sometimes you feel pressured to perform by your wife and the pressure alone can worry you enough to cause problems every time you think about it.

[Ellyanne77]

I am only 30 years old and I had this trouble a couple of times when I first started. Chances our you have no erection problems, you most likely have anxiety problems. That was my problem. Instead of going right for Viagra, try a very small dosage of Xanax. It worked for me like a charm. I take .5mg of Xanax before we go out and I have not had a problem since..
Just my experience for what its worth.

[Spoomonkey]

I don't know how you could NOT get an Rx for Viagra. I left a doctor because he tried to give me one...

Seriously - he had prescribed enough anti-depressants to stop a Mongol Horde and I was having trouble reaching orgasm. Oh, I could get hard and fuck for hours at a time (It is not the "gift" people make it out to be. I still feel sorry for Mrs Spoo when i think about it.), but I could not "arrive" no matter how hard I tried.

I went to him and told him this. His answer? Viagra.

I swear, doctors throw that stuff around like business cards at a convention.

I agree with Lee (as I do 99.9% of the time - the other .1% I am in the wrong). Just say you have problems sometimes. If he asks "with who?" just show him your wedding band...

Spoomonkey

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by Ellyanne77

I take .5mg of Xanax before we go out and I have not had a problem since.

That's an interesting take...

But wouldn't that be harder to get than Viagra?

I like the concept, though.

Spoomonkey

[Ellyanne77]

I asked my doctor for Viagra, he said if I was only 30 and never had erection problems then he could not in good concious prescribe it. Xanax is very easy to get a script for. Just tell them you have alot going on in your life right now and you have trouble sleeping. Just make sure you don't start taking it to get high as it can be somewhat addictive if you have an addictive personality.

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by Ellyanne77

Just make sure you don't start taking it to get high...

Damn...



I hope other people see your post and respond to it. I think for a lot of folks, this might be a very safe, sane idea.

Spoomonkey

[dallmax1]

I do have an addictive personality, so I think I will stick to plan of trying to get Viagra...