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About confunktion

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    This Village's Idiot
  • Birthday 12/21/1974

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  • Relationship Status
    Male, happily spoken for
  • Location
    Wisconsin
  • Interests
    Visual/performing arts, watching movies, various sports, intelligent and stimulating conversation
  • Occupation
    Professional Man of Leisure
  • Swinging Experience
    10+ years total; 6 with an ex, and over 4 now with my new love

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  1. Well put, Lee. I guess I always figured, who am I to judge others for their paths, no matter how close or far they are from mine? As long as no one's hurting anyone else, go crazy. Happiness is reached by many paths. I wouldn't want anyone to block my personal path, and I have no right nor a desire to do so to others. Do what you feel, and let's go on our merry way.
  2. Excuse me while I put on my leather jacket and fedora... Mr. Funk Off to find some rare treasures.
  3. I have to go with chicup and prettylady on this one. No matter how you twist and turn it, there are so many pitfalls and traps, not even Indiana Jones could get through this one...especially not now, as he is old, and I'm sure his whip is all frayed and weak and stuff, but I digress... Odds are the other wife will be out of the loop if it goes down, and an encounter between your wife and this guy increases the chances of future "drop bys" by this dude when you aren't around. It's sometimes amazing how much the appetite increases when one gets a little taste. For you and for your marriage (and for the others' marriage, really), walk away from this and try another path. Best of luck to you. Mr. Funk Crap - here comes a boulder!
  4. Isn't Halloween the best holiday? Really brings out the creativity (or lack thereof) of people. You can definitely get a read on someone's personality by their costume. Anyway, the Mrs. will be Mary Poppins this year, and I will team up with her as Burt the Chimney Sweep. I've always been told that I resemble a young Dick Van Dyke...he had a helluva career, so I could do worse, eh? Mr. Funk Blow me a kiss, and that's lucky, too...
  5. I like these a lot. They are very respectful and diplomatic, and they should do the trick without causing unnecessary damage. Best of luck! Mr. Funk Official US Diplomat to Funkytown
  6. There have been a few foot fetishes written about on the Board. Foot jobs, foot massages, foot seduction, footsie under the table (my fave), and so on. I'm sure you'll be able to find a willing partner somewhere to fulfill your desires. Just be open and honest, and the sky is the limit. Oh, and reciprocating with their favorite thing works well. Share and share alike until all are satisfied - a good credo, eh?
  7. We've actually never played at a hotel - it has always been at a house/apartment. We don't mind being the "visiting team"; sometimes that's better, so the other pair feels more comfortable in their own digs. Little Funky (our child) loves sleepovers at her friends' houses and the grandparents' and the uncles'/aunts' and so on. It's not a problem to get her out so we can have some alone time, which means fun time! Why anyone would want to have that worry hanging over their head, I just don't know. We don't, that's for sure. If you can host without the kid(s) present, I highly recommend it. Mr. Funk Lining up sleepover locales as we speak.
  8. Where do I start...hmmm...damn, there's a lot that's not quite clicking here. Let's step back, take a breath, and prioritize: 1) Figure out how you really feel about this. I'm really not sure from your post, because I see a lot of hesitancy and indecision. Do you like the fact that she is blowing other guys and wants to take the next step without you, or is this getting out of control and making you feel trampled on by this runaway "sex-on-the-side" train? Take some time for yourself and meditate on it. Once you've got that... 2) Communicate your feelings to your wife. Yeah, you've talked to her already, but it just doesn't seem like the whole message is out there. You two need to sit down and hash this out before anything else happens. I'm not telling you what decision you need to come to or how you are supposed to feel - to each their own - but you need to take a position here and open up a dialogue. You'll be able to more accurately gauge how she is taking things as well, and your next steps will become clear. I gotta be honest with you, I don't like where this is going at all. One-way ticket to Disasterville. I picture you as a little kid on a basketball court, helpless as your wife scores on you at will. The signs are as bright as a hot-pink miniskirt - I just hope you are able to step back and take an objective look before it gets removed by another guy, without your participation or attendance. In short, take a stand. Stick up for yourself and your opinions, whatever they turn out to be. I wish you much luck and a huge-ass shot of self-esteem and courage. Mr. Funk Bartender, another martini, if you please.
  9. Looks like the bell curve is just about right. At last check, I had read that American men average out at about 5'10", while women come in at 5'4". Interesting poll... Mr. Funk 6'2", 200lbs (If you listen to national sports radio, you'll get this)
  10. Agreed with all above. Be open, be honest, and be current. The experience that havefuninsun describes is one that me and the Mrs. love to have as much as possible. We are both under the table fans when it comes to seduction (footsie is my weak spot... Surrender ), but we've cleared it together, so there's no misunderstanding or restrictions. Learn from this experience, move on, clear the mistakes from your repetoir, and you both can experience the growing lust as everyone gets turned on with that naughty, naughty action. P.S. To my Monkey Brother - it DOES matter if it happens in Pittsburgh. Now, Philly, not so much, but Pittsburgh, yes. Mr. Funk I need to get a room wherever havefuninsun is.
  11. I'm going with "other", as I try to be adaptable to different situations without losing my identity. I don't want to pretend I'm something that I'm not, but I don't want to miss out on something new and possibly wonderful by being too static. Down to the core, I'd like to say that I mix in a little Bond and some Metrosexual along with Intellectual Artist at a backyard BBQ, but I think those that know me best find me to be the Court Jester. Hey, every village needs an idiot. Mr. Funk Man in tights.
  12. Intuition, per usual, has it pegged. The thing is, when you ask point-blank what we think, we're gonna give it to you. Honesty is usually never in short supply here. You're going to do what you want, and that's the way the world turns, but if one does not want dissenting opinions, don't post and ask for it. It seems as though Magnavox wanted to know what we thought, so we told him. All of our lives go on. I don't see any wrongs committed here so far. Next?
  13. No-Funking-Way...it's hard to believe I just read this. Hey, I'll be the first to say "to each their own", but man oh man, to bring forth this line of reasoning is way way WAY out of left field...if left field had crop circles in it. Problems await in this situation...walk away...just walk away... Mr. Funk I need a drink after this one
  14. Whoa.... Seriously, does this really happen outside of badly-acted porn? If it were me, I would be walking away from this one. The possible mental and emotional complications on all sides are endless; it gives me a headache just considering them. That is just something that is not in my ballpark. I'm not going to tell you how to run your life or what values/morals you should have, but if you want advice, you are going to get a "no"...wait, you get a "HELL NO" from me. Mr. Funk
  15. The Mrs. loves to dance for the other man and/or woman. I love the way she puts on a show and captures their attention. Then she begins to disrobe, and they become entranced. You can almost see the desire level rising in them. I just sit back, relax, and take in the show. Mr. Funk "Skin Trade" by Duran Duran - an EXCELLENT stripping song...
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