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Am I the only one who has gotten to a point where my sex life is better than any of the porn that I see at clubs, on the internet, from the video store... Or where ever... I am a serious porn slut, so if it is available somewhere - I've seen it...

 

I mean, I'm not saying that my house is a non-stop seymour butts movie set... Most of the time - the vast majority of my sex life is just me and Mrs Spoomonkey, sharing a banana... But even with that, we have picked up memories, moves and ways of turning each other on that make me go "ho hum" when I click for porn...

 

And - yes - then only way I see it anymore is randomly on the internet, because I can't see paying 4.99 for two hours of boredom.

 

No - my wife isn't Jenna or Chasey or some enhanced dancer type, but she is maddeningly gorgeous and really knows how to have fun - and in the pursuit of her fun, she always makes me the happiest man alive... In fact, I think she is "like, way hotter" (if you'll forgive the valley-speak). Maybe it is her smile and her enthusiasm and that flame that dances just behind her eyes when she is about to jump like a lionness jumps a wildabeast... Whatever it is - my porn habits have virtually disappeared - becoming random strolls down memory lane... I feel more nostalgia on a porn site than excitement...

 

Am I weird?

 

Okay - weirder than usual... I mean, anyone who would name himself "Spoomonkey" can't be right in the head...

 

I guess I wanted to post this for one reason - and one reason only... I post this in praise of swinging wives... Not because those we play with add fun and variety to my weekends, but because those who are open to this lifestyle, and so bless their husbands with said openness, are the very flesh of fantasy, the consummation of guilty thoughts and the perfect embodiment of sexual goddesses that we (as swinging husbands) never in our wildest dreams believed we'd one day meet, much less marry - and probably still don't feel like we deserve...

 

Mrs. Spoomonkey - you are perfect! I am lucky to have you as my wife! Husbands, you are some lucky SOB's and if you read this, let your wife know just how happy you are to have found her.

 

After all - swinging isn't really about the sex...

 

It is all about the two of you...

 

Celebrate it...

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Guest Mr&Mrs-naughty

I actually have brand new porn we haven't even bothered watching. :rolleyes: It's much more exciting to experience first hand.

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Originally posted by Spoomonkey

Am I weird?

Only Mrs. Spoomonkey would be qualifed to answer that question... :lol:

 

Seriously, we found that porn didn't hold the same eroticism that it did prior to swinging and therefore we rarely if ever watch it anymore. Once in a while Mr. O will put in a tape that we have, but he soon gets bored with it. And he was a major porn freak.

 

We are with Mr. & Mrs. Naughty...It is sooooo much more exciting to experience it first hand. Even the memories are more erotic than anything depicted on a porn tape.

 

But that is just our opinon. :)

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Guest Mr&Mrs-naughty

I agree!!

 

:claps: :claps: :claps:

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Originally posted by Spoomonkey

I guess I wanted to post this for one reason - and one reason only... I post this in praise of swinging wifes... Not because those we play with add fun and variety to my weekends, but because those who are open to this lifestyle, and so bless their husbands with said openness, are the very flesh of fantasy, the consumation of guilty thoughts and the perfect embodiment of sexual goddesses that we (as swinging husbands) never in our wildest dreams believed we one day meet, much less marry - and probably still don't feel like we deserve...

 

That's beautiful Mr. Spoomonkey :)

 

Teresa

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Mrs. Botcpl finds most porno pretty lame. She would like to think there is some thread of story to pull the scenes together. And the dialoge:

 

"Honey, did you call a plumber?" (or pool man or gardener.

 

Most people on this board can write better and I think are better with a camera. Really, when someone talks to you, how often do you hear an echo? (from their voices bouncing off the wall.) Of couse, it seems everyone has a really nice house on a hill with a view of the valley. Typical day in suburbia!

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We have to agree. Watching porn movies just isn't the same after you've experienced things up close and personal. Why watch when you can be right in there doing!

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SpooMonkey said: "praise of swinging wives... ... are the very flesh of fantasy, the consummation of guilty thoughts and the perfect embodiment of sexual goddesses that we (as swinging husbands) never in our wildest dreams believed we'd one day meet, much less marry"

 

That's exactly how I think about YaWanna. How lucky can a guy get?? :bj:

 

Thanks Ladies ;)

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wow, Mrs. Good Times and I were just discussing this the other night. The old porn just isn't as exciting as it used to be. We also noticed that we used to have a lot more fun at parties with our vanilla friends than we do now after a few swinger parties.

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From a men's magazine:

 

'When Porn stops working...'

 

1. Check the DVD player / VCR is still plugged into the mains.

2. Check 'play'has been pressed, and that 'pause' isn't on.

3. Check for a pulse.

 

;)

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lolol funny this came up...I was walking through the local porn shop just the other day and was searching for anything...ANYTHING that looked like it might still be fun to watch...came home and played with hubby instead :fun:

 

VERY nice tribute Spoomonkey!!!

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This is Truck here. Tazzie was telling me a couple years ago when I was working out of town, that normally when I wasn't around to help with her sexual needs, she could pop in a porno and get out B.O.B. and relieve herself. But after a couple weeks of me being gone, she said that it got to a point that no matter how many times she watched it, and tried to relieve herself, nothing would work. I know because the first night that I was home, she wanted me in the bedroom right away. I seem to remember the sheets ending up quite wet that night. lol

 

But we have both found that sometimes Porn just don't do it for us. But it also depends on the porno too. We had one that really did it for Tazzie, it was the reason she got turned on to sex with women.

 

But for us it depends on the porno, most of them we have ever watched, are really cheesy, the 1 we had we ordered through Adam & Eve, called The Dinner Party. We liked it because it actually had a believeable plot.

 

Well enough for now. lol

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As I've often said before, "We're just hick Okies," and we have laws in this state written to assure we stay that way and to make certain the surrounding states get all the revenue from several industries, including porn.

 

Movies sold in Oklahoma may not show penetration, either vaginal or oral. Cum shots are illegal. Anything with animals or children involved, which is of course reasonable in my opinion, are taboo.

 

The video stores don't rent porn movies.

 

The adult bookstores sell "soft porn," movies just like the one's y'all see but with the scenes described above removed. I suppose there's not much left.

 

When one crosses the border into Texas, there are huge shops with equally large signs advertising "adult movies" right beside the highway. The parking lots are full of cars with Oklahoma plates.

 

Our politicos complain they don't have enough money in the state treasury, after having raised their salaries, of course, and raise property and sales taxes to cover it. They probably need a bit more because they have to go to Texas to buy their porn.

 

We used to have a porn movie around here, something like "From Tokyo (or maybe Japan) with Love." I wonder what happened to it??? :)

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Truth to tell, I think Bunny was a bigger porn aficionado than I was. When we met, she had quite the collection of porn DVDs, and I have a few VHS tapes that I've had forever (old stuff from the early 1980s, back when women still had hair on their pussies...:lol: What I've found over time is that most of the porn that is out there is utter crap, some of it involving sights and acts that, not to put too fine a point on it, turn my stomach (it's not just the preponderance of pubes that has changed in the porn world since the 1980s).

 

We will sometimes pull out a DVD during a party and watch it with our guests, and you'd be surprised how much comic relief one can get from most of this stuff (a la MST3K). But what has happened with us is much like a lot of you; since we've gotten into swinging, porn has very little interest for us anymore, aside for my taste in porn with plump ladies, and that is hard to come by, so it does not come up very often (I deliberately passed on the bad puns I could have done here...;)

 

Yes, indeed, the real thing, experienced thanks to swinging, is ever so much better...

 

Mr. Alura, those porn shops right across the Red River make me think of some of the dry counties here in Texas. Right across the county line there will be two or three warehouse-sized liquor stores doing a land office business. I wonder if the pols in places like this realize how silly they look and how pointless and futile laws like this are?

 

-- Bear

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Originally posted by bear_n_bunny

I wonder if the pols in places like this realize how silly they look and how pointless and futile laws like this are?

 

-- Bear

 

I don't think pols ever realize how silly they look, Bear. The crazy thing to me is that they seem to think people will vote for them if the pass such useless drivel. Well, Hell, maybe they will... :confused:

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Originally posted by Alura

Movies sold in Oklahoma may not show penetration, either vaginal or oral. Cum shots are illegal.

So there's actually a place more repressed than England? Who'd have thought it.

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Yep, I still like porn, but for different reasons. I like the how to guides. I'm all about higher education. As far as turning me, us, on, not really. While I still quest for plumper porn for Bear, if we end up wathcing it is usually to find examples of things we would and would not do. It's a great way to get a list of things you want to try and things you never even want to think again. Some porn is more frightening than a Freddy/Jason film fest.

 

-- Bunny

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The problem with much of today's porn is that it's just people fucking. There's no passion between the 'actors', it's just cocks going in various holes and women faking loud orgasms. I've seen that enough; it just doesn't do much for me.

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I used to enjoy a little bit of porn, not a lot but enough to get the wheels in my head turn. I used to watch and wish I could be a naughty as the women on film. The other night I was looking for porn, which is very rare for me to do these days... and nothing interested me. It had made me wish that I had some of the events of the past year and a half on video so I could just relive my own experiences instead of someone elses.

 

I've still never video taped myself so I'm still an aspiring porn star :D

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Not at all. Try this on for size.... before I started swinging I was already working at a porn shop (talk about overdose) then I started setting up online porn sites.... then we started swinging... then I set up my own amateur site.

 

After about a year of all of this I could look at porn and not even see it. I'd see the background and think "wow that's a really cool blanket" or "nice shoes" LOL.

 

Then again there was the one time where we had about 8 girls in a pile and the guys were taking pictures. They were so completely oblivious that someone had a video camera running and when we watched it back later realized the guys were comparing cameras while this girl pile was going on...lol.

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Not only does porn not do it for me, but real life nudity doesn't do a whole lot either.

 

The other day we were at a meet and greet and there were some 10 girls on stage dancing around topless and I might as well have been looking at 10 girls wearing their sunday clothes.

 

When your sex life is better than most pornos, it kinda puts a damper on the whole porn thing :)

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Kieth & I will periodically rent a porno flick, usually we end up screwing each other silly after a half hour. Last time we rented a porno flick, my son found it in the DVD player (OOPS) and returned it for us. I asked him about it and he said "oh started watching it and got bored". Of course my thoughts are running crazy about this. Husband also asked him and his response was "well dad at your age maybe you guys just need extra help" ... still laughing

 

One time we filmed a 7some( ??? ) after we were "done for the night" we watched it ... very comical and I know now none of us are actors or porn stars.

 

OMG I have gone on blah blah blah, Porn never workeded for us, it was something we watched ...

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speaking of porn.... here's a funny story I remembered while reading this post...

 

Some younger (twenty-ish) boys that work for my husband came running into work one Monday morning, all aglow with the 'awsome' experience they had at the strip club over the weekend. How wild a time they had with these girls who gave them lap dances.

 

Chuckling to himself, while hearing their tale, my husband thought of his past weekend at the club where he was also got a lap dance.

 

The difference:

1.My husband got a lap dance by a beautiful woman, that wanted to give him one.... not because he had a pocket full of ones.

2. His hot wife and said beautiful woman decided to take turns blowing him and then ended the night in the group room...

 

I guess it is all in your perception of what you consider a good time!

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After about a year of all of this I could look at porn and not even see it. I'd see the background and think "wow that's a really cool blanket" or "nice shoes" LOL.

There's a cool game called 'Scene It'. Basically it's a dvd you put in your player and it plays a scene from a movie and you have to answer weird questions like what was in the background, how many times something happened, etc. Well since playing that stupid game I can't watch a movie without looking at anything but what's going on. lol.

 

Am I the only one who has gotten to a point where my sex life is better than any of the porn that I see at clubs, on the internet, from the video store...

I bet a lot of people wish they could say this. Hell I wish I could say it. But it makes me think does sexual drive deminish the more you have sex?

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curious24 said:
I bet a lot of people wish they could say this. Hell I wish I could say it. But it makes me think does sexual drive diminish the more you have sex?

 

I highly doubt it. My sex drive is ridiculous. I was married before and I developed a condition called "sexual camel-ism". It is a clinical term for a guy who can survive for many months without getting laid. I could actually go quite a while without even masturbating - and I could live without sex for weeks on end.

 

Now I am married to Mrs Spoomonkey and the only time I don't want sex is when I am worn out, hungry, sore... "No more yanky my wanky, the donger need food!"

 

Last week, from Tuesday to Monday, we had sex 10 times - 11 if you count our swing play. Starting out a new week last night, we had sex when we got home from work and then again when we went to bed. Both times were high energy sessions that neither was in a hurry to "wrap up."

 

Sex breeds more sex.

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I don't think it is a matter of sex drive diminishing. I think it is getting desensitized to porn. When you are living out situations that are the same or better than what you are seeing on the screen, then it doesn't hold that same draw or fascination it once did.

 

It's like watching a horror movie for a second time, you know what to expect, it doesn't fascinate you or give you any thrill at all, it's just kinda boring. :lol:

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