Smelling Women's Butts, Fetishes, And Other Questions

[RobLuver]

Hello everyone! I've been reading this board for the past couple of weeks and decided to post some questions to the community. Most of my questions have been answered by reading the posts. Maybe you can help me with a few others.

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Question 1:

From the subject line, you know that I love to smell women's butts. There is nothing that turns me on more than a woman with a dirty, sweaty butthole. Especially when a woman has a nice round butt. It is so animalistic and turns me in to a wild sex animal! No joke, I love to smell butts. I got hooked on it when I was around 14 or 15 and became sexually active. I'll always remember the butt smell that would rise when I took off a girls panties. It has become linked to sexual arousal to me, much like Pavlov's dogs. When I think of sexual activity I think of the scent of a woman's butt.

I don't like poop. But I love a woman with a dirty, sweaty ass.

I think there's probably other men out there with that fetish. Most of my former girlfriends have been disgusted when I told them that I like to smell their butts. They usually let me though. Sometimes I'll request that they not bathe for a day or two or longer so their butt is nice and stinky! Then I spread those asscheeks wide and rub that anus all over my chest. One time a former girlfriend didn't bathe for almost a week--we 69'd for an hour. A few one night stands I've had I've told the women that I wanted to smell their butts. Just telling them that is a turn on in itself because I never know how they'll react, if they'll be cool with it or if they'll freak out (one former girlfriend got turned on by me smelling her asshole). Often, I don't tell them and just do it anyway. Usually if you meet a woman at a bar who is actively looking for sex she's going to be clean and there will be no scent.

Are there any women swingers out there that would accomodate a request from a swing partner to be dirty so he could smell her butt?

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Question 2:

From reading this board I've learned that there is little emotional attachment to the sex that occurs between swing partners. Most of the women are loyal to their men other than the fact they have sex with other men.

Do any swingers swap wives or girlfriends for an entire night or weekend?

I would love to borrow a man's wife for an entire weekend of nonstop sex.

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Questoin 3:

How do I suggest swinging to my girlfriend? I'd be interested in 2 girls, and swapping with another couple. But I am a firm believer in the 1-wiener rule. No other penises in the room but mine.

My girlfriend is great. We've been together for about 2 yeras. But there is no future. I am not going to marry her. I'm certainwe will be friends after we break up. So since I'm not going to marry her, I thought maybe she could be my passport to pussy.

Should I come straight out and ask her if she'd be interested in swinging? (She'll probably say no.) Should I joke about it and see how she responds to jokes? Should I show her this website and let her read it for a few weeks to desensitize her to the thought?

Odds are against her being for this. So I want to bring it up in a way that is the least likely to get a flat out "no". But regardless of what she says I'll respect her decision.

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Question 4:

My ultimate fantasy would be to go to a hotel party with 6 or more other couples and randomly draw names out of a hat to choose partners that we'll have sex with and then go back to our rooms and get it on.

Do these kinds of things happen? I heard that it used to be popular to randomly choose partners in the 1970s.

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Question 5:

Another fetish of mine is cumming on awoman's face.

Is cumming on a woman swinger's face acceptable? Does this happen? Do any women out therer readng this let guys cum on their faces? What would happen if the woman said no and you did it anyway? Sometimes I get a thrill out of doing things that I'm not supposed to do!

Do women swingers swallow? That's a huge turn on too.

Do you women let guys do this when you swing or is it a "husbands" only thing?
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Question 6:

Spanking. Do any of you females out there like to be spanked? Does spanking occur? I know there are a few women out there who like to be spanked, because I've had them.

I'd love to be in a situation where I spank a man's wife and he spanks my girlfriend and we spank the hell out of them. I spank his wife. He then tries to one-up me by spanking my girl. Then I spank his wife harder. He spanks my girl harder. Oh yeah that would be fun!
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I'm sure I have other questions that I can't think of right now.

Thanks for your input, especially you females out there.

[DBL D]

I'm not sure if you are real or not, but you have asked a lot of questions especially for someone who has "...been reading this board for the past couple of weeks..."

You really think you are going to get an answer to your questions. My first reaction was that you had your "things" you like to do. Then I got to feeling that you are just a bit selfish. Hey, to each his own, right?

i.e.:

1) Your desire to be the only penis in the room. I know there are FFM specialists but in the swinging world most of us would like to make it a foursome.

2) Your question about taking a random partner and going to a room by yourselves: Yes those "key parties" really did exist but they stayed in the same area. Not saying you won't find someone who will do what you like but it would be rare I think.

If you want to know how to bring it up to your girlfriend, then read the archives and use the search function provided.

3) Your "butt-snif" fetish. OK pal, really! Good luck! Not saying some of us don't go for that. Just to actually ask for a partner to stay unwashed? Just not American! facelick

Male D

[RobLuver]

Originally Posted by DBL D

I'm not sure if you are real or not, but you have asked a lot of questions especially for someone who has "...been reading this board for the past couple of weeks..."

Well, I haven't read every single post. I also haven't seen my questions addressed to what I'm looking for.

Originally Posted by DBL D

You really think you are going to get an answer to your questions.

Sure, that's why I asked. If I thought I'd get attitude, I wouldn't ahve asked.

Originally Posted by DBL D

My first reaction was that you had you "things" you like. Then I got to feeling that you are just a bit selfish. Hey, to each his own, right?

Selfish? I'm asking questions. I have things I like. I don't think I'm the only one who likes them. So I am wondering.

Originally Posted by DBL D

i.e.:

1) Your desire to be the only penis in the room. I know there are FFM specialists but in the swinging world most of us would like to make it a foursome.

By only penis in the room, that means I don't want other men around when I'm doing my thing. Ya dig? Swapping would be real cool if we go into separate rooms and have some privacy. But I have no desire to be around any guy with a woody. I don't even like the lockerroom at the gym.

Originally Posted by DBL D

2) Your question about taking a random partner and going to a room by yourselves: Yes those "key parties" really did exist but they stayed in the same area. Not saying you won't find someone who will do what you like but it would be rare I think.

Random swapping is rare. OK. I got one answer.

Originally Posted by DBL D

If you want to know how to bring it up to your girlfriend, then read the archives and use the search function provided.

I sort of did that. Most of the responses are "just ask her" and the like.

Originally Posted by DBL D

3) Your "butt-snif" fetish. OK pal, really! Good luck! Not saying some of us don't go for that. Just to actually ask for a partner to stay unwashed? Just not American! facelick

Male D

Hey, I have a fetish. Out of 145 million males in this country, do you think I'm the only one?

Try it sometime. It is ANIMALISTIC! It is pure animal passion! It's primal.

My current girlfriend accomdates me. But she thinks I'm weird! I keep her satisfied.

[good times]

Originally Posted by RobLuver

Question 1:
Are there any women swingers out there that would accomodate a request from a swing partner to be dirty so he could smell her butt?

You can count my wife out, never happen, we both prefer our partners to be clean and fresh, as we always are when playing.

Originally Posted by RobLuver

Question 2:
Do any swingers swap wives or girlfriends for an entire night or weekend?

Possibly, but I've never met anybody that would be willing to do this.

Originally Posted by RobLuver

Questoin 3:
How do I suggest swinging to my girlfriend? I'd be interested in 2 girls, and swapping with another couple. But I am a firm believer in the 1-wiener rule. No other penises in the room but mine.

My best advice here is read the many threads on the board on this topic and do whatever works best for you. As far as your "1-weiner" rule I don't see how that would be workable with a couple.

Originally Posted by RobLuver

But regardless of what she says I'll respect her decision.

Good plan.

Originally Posted by RobLuver

Question 4:
My ultimate fantasy would be to go to a hotel party with 6 or more other couples and randomly draw names out of a hat to choose partners that we'll have sex with and then go back to our rooms and get it on.

Do these kinds of things happen? I heard that it used to be popular to randomly choose partners in the 1970s.

I have never met anyone who would be into this. Most of us are pretty selective about who we would have sex with so this type of activity wouldn't be an option for us. Does it ever happen? Probably, but my guess is it's pretty rare.

Originally Posted by RobLuver

Question 5:
Is cumming on a woman swinger's face acceptable? Does this happen? Do any women out therer readng this let guys cum on their faces? What would happen if the woman said no and you did it anyway? Sometimes I get a thrill out of doing things that I'm not supposed to do!

A lot of questions in that one. As far as cumming on the womans face goes, some women might be into that, but if she isn't I would recomend you respect her wishes. What happens if you don't respect her wishes and do it anyway? "No means no" in the lifestyle, so if you do something with a woman that she doesn't want, she or her partner would then enforce the "1-weiner" rule, and I can assure you, it wouldn't be yours.

Originally Posted by RobLuver

Do women swingers swallow? That's a huge turn on too.
Do you women let guys do this when you swing or is it a "husbands" only thing?

Some do, some don't, in my experiance it is about 50/50.

Originally Posted by RobLuver

Question 6:
Spanking. Do any of you females out there like to be spanked? Does spanking occur?

I've met a few women who liked spanking, as I am not into that I haven't looked for that kind of thing so I don't know how common it is.

[CandTinLorainCo]

1) hmmm.... i would hope not, sounds more like your looking for a pro there.
2) we wouldn't
3) just try to approach it with quoth, be respectful, and listen to her.
as for the 1-wiener rule, get past your insecurities, or chances are you last in the lifestyle.
4) you will see there are couples who swing in different rooms and some in the same, as far as the drawing names what would happen say you drew Tom,Frank etc.. kinda rules out the 1- wiener rule then huh?
5) as far as cumming on the face.... i would hope you could show some restraint but if all parties were in agreement, i don't see where that could be a problem.
Swallowing... again show some quoth and be respectful to those you play with, if she wants to she will, just make sure you tell her prior to it and if you can try to withdraw, but accidents do happen just remember you know when its time otherwise you may end up being the accident.
6) Spanking... perhaps, dunno, not into that ourselves. Just a thought on that though..what if he wanted to spank you each time you spanked her, now that could be fun.

-C

[RobLuver]

Originally Posted by CandTinLorainCo

1) hmmm.... i would hope not, sounds more like your looking for a pro there.
2) we wouldn't
3) just try to approach it with quoth, be respectful, and listen to her.
as for the 1-wiener rule, get past your insecurities, or chances are you last in the lifestyle.
4) you will see there are couples who swing in different rooms and some in the same, as far as the drawing names what would happen say you drew Tom,Frank etc.. kinda rules out the 1- wiener rule then huh?

No. I'm thinking like 6 couples get together. There are 6 hotel rooms total. Assume that all the couples either know each other or approve of the other couples being there, but they have not necessarily swung together before. The men or women randomly draw names of people of the other sex out of a hat. Then they pair up and each swing couple retires to their own private room to have fun.

Doesn't that sound like fun? Completely randomized casual sex!

Originally Posted by CandTinLorainCo

5) as far as cumming on the face.... i would hope you could show some restraint but if all parties were in agreement, i don't see where that could be a problem.
Swallowing... again show some quoth and be respectful to those you play with, if she wants to she will, just make sure you tell her prior to it and if you can try to withdraw, but accidents do happen just remember you know when its time otherwise you may end up being the accident.
6) Spanking... perhaps, dunno, not into that ourselves. Just a thought on that though..what if he wanted to spank you each time you spanked her, now that could be fun.

-C

As far as being dirty, I shower twice a day. I like to be clean. I like my women dirty however. Mmmm, dirty women...so good...so animalistic!

Am I the only one that like sthe way women smell? Pheremones. Ever heard of them? We have glands in certain parts of our bodies, including our anal areas.

I used to do this to a former girlfriend of mine and about 2 years after we broke up I asked her if it bothered her that I used to smell her butt. She said she grew to like it.

What does a male dog do when a female dog is in heat? He comes up behind her and sniffs her butt. I do the same thing!

Originally Posted by RobLuver

But I am a firm believer in the 1-wiener rule. No other penises in the room but mine

Why?

Insecure?
Have you ever experienced a woman being pleasured by two men?

It's quite amazing. facelick

Believe it or not, no matter how good you are, adding another "penis" to the mix can make it much more enjoyable for the woman.
You know, "Doubling her pleasure".

By only penis in the room, that means I don't want other men around when I'm doing my thing. Ya dig?

No, I don't.

And why not?

Afraid of being showed up?

[DBL D]

OK...I think you've heard what you didn't want to hear, and it sounds like you've heard it before...from your GF's. You ARE wierd...but there must be a place for you out there somewhere.

You have been able to make me squirm. Not an easy task!

Good luck in all your endeavors.

Male D

[RobLuver]

Originally Posted by Mr&Mrs-naughty

Why?

Insecure?
Have you ever experienced a woman being pleasured by two men?

It's quite amazing. facelick

YUCK! Sorry, I don't swing that way. Heterosexual all the way.

Originally Posted by Mr&Mrs-naughty

Believe it or not, no matter how good you are, adding another "penis" to the mix can make it much more enjoyable for the woman.

There's no doubt about that. I beg your pardon, but I don't have any desire to be anywhere near hairy man ass. Ok?

I'm am not into that multiple men on 1 woman kind of thing. But I've asked women if they wanted to do that. They all said no, one man was enough.

Were they lying to me? Maybe. Honesty is nice.

Originally Posted by Mr&Mrs-naughty

You know, "Doubling her pleasure".

Yeah, double HER pleasure. Quadruple my disgust.

I guess I'm the only guy around here that doesn't look at penises in the lockerroom.

Originally Posted by Mr&Mrs-naughty

No, I don't.

And why not?

Afraid of being showed up?

Afraid of no such thing. Maybe you are aroused by other men (assuming you are male), that's your business. But I'm not. I find men repulsive and disgusting and best fully clothed and NOT in a state of arousal.

"Hey Stan, did you shave your ass since I saw you last?"

I do not claim to be king kong dick. 7 inches on a good day and 6 inches on a bad. Average, isn't it? Nothing to brag about. Nothing to be ashamed of.

I've seen those gangbang pornos with guys just standing around wanking their meat or doing DP with their balls slapping together. Not my idea of fun.

Two women--I'd be in heaven! Sniff sniff sniff sniff.

[DBL D]

Julie? Did you put him up to this? I guess things were a little slow around here.

M.D.

Perhaps you are on the wrong board.

Two men pleasuring one woman IS Heterosexual.

HELLO?

I'm done with this one folks.

[RobLuver]

Originally Posted by Mr&Mrs-naughty

Perhaps you are on the wrong board.

Two men pleasuring one woman IS Heterosexual.

HELLO?

I'm done with this one folks.

Two men engaging in sexual activity in the same room with the same woman reeks of latent homosexuality.

Now, if you are homosexual, just admit it and set yourself free. Society is much more accepting these days. We don't bite.

99% of men don't want another man around when they're having sex.

Different strokes for different folks.

[RobLuver]

Originally Posted by DBL D

OK...I think you've heard what you didn't want to hear, and it sounds like you've heard it before...from your GF's. You ARE wierd...but there must be a place for you out there somewhere.

You have been able to make me squirm. Not an easy task!

Good luck in all your endeavors.

Male D

Let me ask you this: when you see an attractive woman, don't you wonder what she smells like down there?

When you are walking beind a woman with a nice ass wearing tight pants, don't you wonder the same thing?

I always wonder if women are clean or dirty.

[JnCC]

Originally Posted by RobLuver

What does a male dog do when a female dog is in heat? He comes up behind her and sniffs her butt. I do the same thing!

I've heard they do that because they want to know what the other dog has been eating. I already know what my dates have been eating, since I usually take them to dinner first. Ergo...I don't need to sniff their asses.

But since you're bringing up "stuff that dogs do"...my dog used to lick his own balls. Funniest thing I ever saw, especially when my mother-in-law, the original church lady, was in the room. Do you do that also? And have you ever gone to pick your girlfriend up, and suddenly found yourself humping her fathers leg, because you "just couldn't help yourself?" Dogs do that too, you know. In fact, my girlfriends dog did it to me one time. You know what I did?

I bent over and sniffed his ass! Because I wanted her whole family to like me, and her dog was like one of the family.

You've given me a lot to think about...

[curiousagain]

Originally Posted by RobLuver

Two men engaging in sexual activity in the same room with the same woman reeks of latent homosexuality.

Now, if you are homosexual, just admit it and set yourself free. Society is much more accepting these days. We don't bite.

99% of men don't want another man around when they're having sex.

Different strokes for different folks.

Are you afraid you will want to sniff the guy's butt?