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Mephisto

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  • Birthday 05/22/1969

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    One of Two
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    Truck Driver

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  1. This reminds me of something that happened while in the initial stages of "getting to know her". When we first got together, I was spending the night. She had 3 cats and a dog, all of which had full access to her bedroom. We had finished a marathon session (had to be at least 10 minutes ) and were sleeping it off, when I was rudely awakened by a rather loud and somewhat indignant yowling. I rolled over, nudged "Genie" and stated, "I think your cat is in distress" and then promptly went back to sleep. (10 minutes is a lot of work, right?) I wasn't asleep long before i was getting a kick. Distress? um, can you say having kittens? Literally? on my feet no less. We now have 4 cats and a dog. The only animal allowed in the room now is the dog, and that's only because she wakes the kids up at night wanting to play.
  2. There was no "Too Often" so i used almost everyday - but only when i am on the road. Which is about 26 days out of 30.
  3. This might seem a little weird -- Oh well - A while ago, while searching through google image search, I came across some pictures of a woman. The picture looked like she had been split from just under her arm pit, down below her rib cage and across to her naval (SP). The scar was indented and very noticable. She wasn't a "perfect" 10 by any means, but my what a sexy woman she was, Scar and all - Her smile and seeming confidence made all the difference. I hope this helps.
  4. In a perfect world, people, not just women could dance or act provocatively without fear of be groped. Unfortunately in a club environment, there is a sense of Anonymity that just seems to scream, be a jerk. It is not just women who are groped -- I can't count the number of times I have been grabbed, ( and not just my A** ) in a club. I think, that not only the Club, but any self respecting male ( or female as the case may be ) should police this behavior. I do.
  5. After reading all of these, I don't know if its kinky or not -- My ex-wife and I were out for a drive one night chasing a thunderstorm and talking, getting our selves worked up. We were staying at her parents for the weekend and could not really do anything there, so we pulled off the road into a small cemetary and took care of busness there.
  6. Eros makes an amazing lube -- the phrase "A lil dab'l do ya" comes to mind. I forget the name of it, but the one time I used it, it seemed to be there for hours and was slick as a used car salesman selling to the little old lady from down the street.
  7. This question generally comes up in the beginning of most relationships .. THe last two i was in we agreed not to ask -- It really makes no difference other than knowing how much experiance has.
  8. My girlfriend often tells me she's gonna rent me out...try to make some money off me. I then tell her that she will have to learn to share better than she does, or she won't make much money.
  9. The fact that feel the need to speak to marriage counsellors, speaks volumes. If they are unable to find loving couples that swing, then they are obviously not approaching this story with an open mind ... Once again, the power of Main Stream Media. Do I sound Jaded??
  10. Warm Apple Pie perhaps??
  11. Marge and Homer -- Homer just loves to be Nekkid and Remember that epeisode where they were trying to spice up their sex life at the Mini-golf?? Come to think of it there was another episode too with Paul Harvey's guide to good sex ...
  12. As a few partners have told me " You can't churn butter with a toothpick " I'm not sure what they were trying to tell me!!
  13. I have a variety of names that I use. Mephisto - The name of my Black Lab that i never had. My ex-wife and i were supposed to get two black labs -- Mojo and Mephisto -- we split up before we got them Dawg - I run a website called Dogpatchdown - The Dogpatch is an area in a small town that my brother lives in. Its called the dogpatch beacause at one time, there were dogs in every house there and it was somewhat dangerous for kids to ride their bicycles.
  14. Last year I just wore a suit -- with a Red Ribbon and a tag the read: From GoD To Women Throw a set of HillyBilly teeth and a really bad wig or combover and you have a great costume.
  15. Well I dont know if it makes any difference, but she was Quebec French -- She was also a little drunk, so maybe that makes a difference too.
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