Member of the Week Interview #12 - two4youinswva

[two4youinswva]

Spoomonkey said "Now for the hard questions..."

1. In which state is it legal to eat Beaver?
--Mmmm... Gonna guess "Oregon"...
2. We all know what a monkey is, but what the hell is "Spoo"?
--Isn't that the stuff that gets on the sheets?
3. If you had a hammer, when would hammer?
--In the morning!
4. Would that change if I pelted you with straws?
--Not if they were the old style "paper straws". If not, we'd have tiny little circular red marks all over, and we'd call it "Straw Pox".
5. How many times per day do you absent mindedly touch yourself?
--Don't know, being that we're absent minded!
6. How many times per day do you absent mindedly touch others?
--Well, probably more than once....
7. Hippies... Still hip? Why or why not?
--The only cool hippie left was Larry from "Dharma & Greg".
8. If you could create a smilie - what would it be?
--This question is like asking for another word for "thesaurus".
Oh, wait a minute, I thought you said "simile". In that case, we would make a Doublemint Twins smilie.
9. Just how deep into hell are we going anyway? Will it be comfortable in the handbasket?
-- According to our "loved ones", pretty damn deep. And the handbasket will be comfortable as long as it has a quilted lining.
10. I noticed your avatar is Calvin and Hobbes, which leads me to ask - you ever hump a stuffed animal when you were a kid? Why or why not...
-- No! (Where in the hell do you come up with this stuff?)