Member of the Week Interview #12 - two4youinswva

[two4youinswva]

Jamie&Kieth asked:
Favorite Sport?
--Mrs two4you: Golf.
--Mr two4you: Participant sport=Golf. TV sport= Not sure anymore. I've gotten jaded to most sports now, both pro and college. Too much BS anymore.

Kids? How many?
--1 little girl (aaaawwwwww!)

Like Ayn Rand to, ever read "We The Living"?
--Not yet, but it's on my list.

Ever been to a Nudist Resort?
--No, we haven't even ever discussed it. We've thought about going to Pleasure Grove in Ga, which is a lifestyle friendly nudist spot, as I understand.

Youngest daughter loves Calvin & Hobbes ... especially Hobbes, who is your next favorite Cartoon Comic Character ... ?
--Good question: For Mr two4you, it was actually an old strip called "Life in Hell" by Matt Groening of The Simpsons fame. You could usually only find it in alternative/indy papers. Dilbert is my current fave.
Mrs two4you's favorite is Beetle Bailey. (I probably remind her of him)

[two4youinswva]

pjohn asked:

Mrs two4you, what is the best quality you like in Mr two4you when swinging?
--Mrs two4you: His patience when I'm off being a social butterfly. He always puts me first, making sure I'm having a good time. His sensitivity to my needs. His "comic relief" in social settings, and his weenie!

Have had experince, wher you both didn't like the other couple?
--Swinging experience? No way. We'd never let it get that far. If one or the other doesn't care for the other couple, we make sure the other knows it, and cuts it off ASAP.

[intuition897]

Hi guys, have fun in the hot seat! Now eet ees MY turn to ask zee questions....MWAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Have you told any of your family and friends that you swing?

What has been your scariest "almost outed" moment to date (if applicable)?

Any "if they only knew" stories?

Finish the sentence: "You know you're a swinger when..."

Dog people or cat people?

Describe your ideal swinging situation or encounter.

Well, that's all I can think of...FOR NOW!

[two4youinswva]

intuition897 said: Hi guys, have fun in the hot seat! Now eet ees MY turn to ask zee questions....MWAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
--oh shit.....

And then asked:

Have you told any of your family and friends that you swing?
--Oh, Hell no!
--Well, actually, Mrs two4you's sister has asked us what we're doing on "club weekend", and Mrs two4you always tells her "We're going out and finding some people to screw". She never believes her, and always says "Yeah, right! You guys are perverts!"

What has been your scariest "almost outed" moment to date (if applicable)?
--The closest is something similar to an episode your related to the board once. I stepped outside the house for a moment, and Mrs two4you was bringing the neighbor inside. I suddenly realized that right there in the living room was my laptop with THE SWINGERS BOARD home page pulled up in all it's glory.
I was able to ease in and close the laptop casually enough before the neighbor could see what was going on.

Any "if they only knew" stories?
--Mrs two4you has been around others at work when they were discussing "what swingers do". They mention the old "keys in a bowl and the ladies pull out the keys at the end of the night", and the like. It's all she can do to keep her mouth shut.

Finish the sentence: "You know you're a swinger when..."
-- Your lovely wife says, "Yeah, I'd do her".
-- Your the MOTW and being interviewed!.... WooHoo!!

Dog people or cat people?
--Yes! We love both and have both. If push comes to shove and a choice must be made, we lean a little bit more towards cats.

Describe your ideal swinging situation or encounter.
--Well, it used to be "Find a couple online that interested us, meet them for dinner, decide if we wanted to be FWB, then at some point, have a swinging experience with them"
Ideally for us now is, "Find a hot couple at the club, have some drinks and chat for a while, if she's bi and they seem like fun, then we're ready to get it on then!" If they then become friends, well that's cool too.
Oh, and we're always looking for a 3 or 4 couple pileup too!

Well, that's all I can think of...FOR NOW!
--So, this is like your shortest post ever, right?

[intuition897]

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

Well, that's all I can think of...FOR NOW!
--So, this is like your shortest post ever, right?

lol...probably.

EDIT>> Correction...this one is!

[jennandjamesinm]

What kind of underwear do you wear?
What's on your desk?
Rock Concert or symphony?
Play or Opera? Play.
Have you ever fired a gun?
Do you like to travel by plane?
Right-handed or Left-handed.
Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter?
How many pillows so you sleep with?
Ever hitchhiked?

Jenn

[two4youinswva]

jennandjamesinm asked:
What kind of underwear do you wear?
--Mr. two4you= Boxers
--Mrs. two4you= A little bit of everything
What's on your desk?
--Bills!!!!
Rock Concert or symphony?
--Mrs two4you- Symphony, but a good concert is nice too.
--Mr two4you- Depends on who's rockin'.
Play or Opera?
--Mrs two4you- Play, especially if it's a musical
--Mr two4you- Play
Have you ever fired a gun?
--Yes, we both have. Mrs two4you is a pretty damn good shot too.
Do you like to travel by plane?
--Mrs two4you- Yes
--Mr two4you- I like the time savings, but I've flown enough to where there's a lot I don't like about flying. IE: It's too cramped, and layovers.
Right-handed or Left-handed.
--Both are right handed.... HINT! If you masturbate with the "other hand", it feels like someone else is doing it....
Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter?
--We both like it smoooooooooooth.
How many pillows so you sleep with?
--Mrs two4you- Just one
--Mr two4you- Usually four. (Don't ask)
Ever hitchhiked?
--Nope, neither of us has.... We're sheltered like that.

Good questions Jenn!

[jennandjamesinm]

Come on everyone - only 2 more days to grill two4youinswva!!!!! Ask them every nosy question you can think of LOL....

And While I'm at it - here's a few more for ya.....

Favorite Day of the Year?
Summer or winter?
Hugs or Kisses?
Pepsi or Coke?
Top or Bottom?
Chocolate or Vanilla?
What books are you reading?
Favorite TV Show?
What's on your mouse pad?
Favorite board game?
What did you do last night?
Favorite Author?
Who inspires you?
Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
Dogs or cats?
Favorite Flower?
What do you say when you wake up in the A.M.?
Do you still talk to your best friends from middle school?

[jennandjamesinm]

Bumping this up because It's their last day in the spotlight - come on y'all - i know you have some questions before they're done

Jenn

[jennandjamesinm]

And here are a couple more to keep ya busy....

What advice would you give newbies?

Who's posts do you find yourself looking for when you look at the board?

3 members that you would like to see in the spotlight?

It's been great getting to know you better this week!!!

Jenn

[JustAskJulie]

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

Well, we've been together 9 years (lust at first site facelick ) and married for 5.

We both came out of really bad relationships prior to meeting, and weren't looking for more than a good time when we met. After a few dates we found out we went together "just like peas & carrots". We've been a team ever since.

Were either of you (or both) married prior to this one? If so, how hard was it for you to jump back into it a second time?

[two4youinswva]

jennandjamesinm asked:
Favorite Day of the Year?
--Mrs two4you. Our anniversary date!
--Mr two4you. Thanksgiving. A little time with the family, and lots of food!

Summer or winter?
--We're both summer people.

Hugs or Kisses?
--Mrs two4you.....Both!
--Mr two4you... Probably Hugs, but it's a close call.

Pepsi or Coke?
--Both of us are Diet Pepsiholics

Top or Bottom?
--She's a bottom and he's a top... but we're willing to change things up..

Chocolate or Vanilla?
--Mrs two4you is a hard-core DARK chocolate freak.
--Mr two4you is all about the vanilla

What books are you reading?
--Mrs two4you= The Mitford Series by Jan Karon
--Mr two4you= "1776"

Favorite TV Show?
--Tough call, but probably CSI for bofus.

What's on your mouse pad?
--Just a black mouse pad... Course we usually use the laptop.

Favorite board game?
--Mrs two4you... Sorry
--Mr two4you..... Taboo... (imagine that!)

What did you do last night?
--Believe it or not, we went to a strip club... An overpriced strip club! 5 bucks for a soft drink!

Favorite Author?
--Mrs two4you= Tolkien
--Mr two4you= mmmmm.. tough one.... probably Dickens.

Who inspires you?
--Ok, we know it sounds cheesy, but we are inspired by each other. Almost everything we do is for, or influenced by, the other.

Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
--Salted butter!.. (Sounds kinda like Chef's "Chocalate Salty Balls" on South Park.

Dogs or cats?
--Another tough one.... Cats, by a whisker.

Favorite Flower?
--Mrs two4you= Daisies, and Orchids.
--Mr two4you= Whatever makes Mrs two4you happy when I bring them home or have them delivered.

What do you say when you wake up in the A.M.?
--Mrs two4you= "child's name" get up! (repeat 74 times over next 30 mins)
--Mr two4you= "I gotta pee"

Do you still talk to your best friends from middle school?
--Mrs two4you= Yes, actually I do.
--Mr two4you= Nope, afraid not. One of them has passed away, and the other is getting 3 hots and a cot for the next few years.

[two4youinswva]

jennandjamesinm asked:

What advice would you give newbies?
--Nothing ground breaking here, but:
--1. Communicate with each other constantly. You'll stay on the same page that way.
--2. Never compromise what you're looking for and "settle" for something you don't really want. You'll probably regret it if you do.
--3. Relax, and have fun! It's just sex, not world peace. (or world peas)

Who's posts do you find yourself looking for when you look at the board?
Quite a few folks actually: Spoo, ES, LM, CA, Ves, VegasLee, JnCC, Julie, and about 50 others we're leaving out and feel really crappy about it.

3 members that you would like to see in the spotlight?
--Hmmmmmm, most of 'em have already been interviewed. Feel free to "spin the bottle" and see who's name it lands on!

It's been great getting to know you better this week!!!
--Thanks, we've enjoyed it.

[two4youinswva]

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

Were either of you (or both) married prior to this one? If so, how hard was it for you to jump back into it a second time?

Yes, we both were Julie. And we both came out of very poor relationships.
It's funny, because we both blame ourselves for the bad 1st marriages. Because we both knew better than to get married, and we did any way. Sometimes you can't help but be stupid. :rollseyes

It really wasn't too hard for us to jump back in with each other. We both saw that the other was genuinely interested in what the other person thought, said, and did. Our goals, and desires matched up quite well, and our temperments compliment each other. Also, of course, our sexual deviancies were a match!

The good thing that came out of our bad marriages is we both really, truly appreciate what we have now, and are willing to work every day to hold on to that.

[Spoomonkey]

Now for the hard questions...

1. In which state is it legal to eat Beaver?
2. We all know what a monkey is, but what the hell is "Spoo"?
3. If you had a hammer, when would hammer?
4. Would that change if I pelted you with straws?
5. How many times per day do you absent mindedly touch yourself?
6. How many times per day do you absent mindedly touch others?
7. Hippies... Still hip? Why or why not?
8. If you could create a smilie - what would it be?
9. Just how deep into hell are we going anyway? Will it be comfortable in the handbasket?
10. I noticed your avatar is Calvin and Hobbes, which leads me to ask - you ever hump a stuffed animal when you were a kid? Why or why not...

Spoomonkey (shaken, not stuffed)