Spotlight Interview #20 - EvilMJ

[EvilMJ]

Originally Posted by ebf

So in an effort to help you restore your "evil" reputation, how about telling us the very most evil thing you've done or thought in the last 5 years. Details, please. - EBF

I suppose I should have kept my mouth shut right. head bang

My latest evil thought involves one of the younger guys at work..hmmm I wonder if hubby dear would agree to some fun with him... If you can picture a young hot landscaper type guy with the bluest eyes and dark curly hair, full lips. Every time he walks in to my office I picture him completly undressed and having my way with him, right on top of the invoices!! (can I say things like that here? tee hee)

I had bad thoughts about putting my boss's head in the filing cabinet and slamming his head over and over again...he he (that was today)

I have the unique ablity to make people do things that they would not normally do until it is too late. At that point they realize what has happened and almost everyone says the same thing "Man your EVIL!!" Hence the nickname which I have has since highschool.

Last weekend I took my friend out to get her tattoo done ( I finally convinced her husband to given in and accept it) ..he he..I made the appointment and told the guy that I was her and that I love pain and the do it really hard..snicker snicker..then I made fun of her the whole time it was happening...okay that's not as much evil as it was sadistic....

unfortunately due to the child I have been restricted to my evilness in recent years. Most of my evilness was before this...If anyone really wants to know about it

[St. Augustine]

Nothing wrong with fantasies... is what makes us the interesting people we are.

A couple of other questions.

1) Do you have hobbies?

2) What is your wildest fantasy?

well maybe 4 more questions for now....

3) If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be and why?

4) What color is sex or lovemaking to you?

Just a comment on sharing your Lifestyle with children. I have 2 sons (23 & 24) Mike feels I should tell them about my and his sexual interests. I do not feel comfortable doing that... Not sure why really, they are adults now, maybe it comes from the thinking that they think I'm too old to have sex and enjoy it lol. This would really freak them out! I'm not sure they could handle it or be comfortable around me if they knew. Plus they stayed up north when I moved here...

[EvilMJ]

St. Augustine

Hobbie you ask..tons..too many to keep up with (I think that might be a Gemini trait ) I love to scrapbook, right now I am knitting a baby blanket for my sister's soon to be addition, I am an avid gardener, I love taking pictures and have become a digital photography nut, as well I love to manipulate digital photos (they told me at work the other day that should I ever decide to change my line of work I can always get a job with the enquirer). I like to write, maybe someday I will actually get the nerve to get serious about it. I also have a collection of wooden cats, but I never started it and have never bought one, people just give them to me....

My wildest fantasy?? my friend asked me that the other day but I couldn't really be honest with her as I know she is completely straight. I was always interested in trying a MFF (I know Hubby would go for it) perhaps someday in the future - other than that it involves Vin Diesel and somehow I don't think he is available right now. (we have already done sex in strange and public places) This is really the only thing that I haven't tried that I always wanted to.

If I could be someone else for a day......hard question.....but if I had to put my finger on it I think Robin Williams. Origionally I thought someone beautiful or extremly smart, but that man has such energy and is just insane. I think I would like to experiance that for a day, I bet it would be fun.

Lovemaking is soft blue- because it is emotional tender and sweet (barf).. Sex is red- hot, passionate, fiery, uninhibited.

My mother has often pointed out that I can be 85 and I will still be her baby, we never fully see our children as adults, so I think I will never bring the topic up myself, I will only discuss it if he asks. I'm 32, not too far from your boys (yeah right :rollseyes I wish I was that young), and I still can't deal with the fact that my parents still have sex. I think it's great that they do but I find it very disturubing

[JustAskJulie]

What does your typical weekend entail?

[EvilMJ]

I have come to the conclusion that once you have kids that there is no such thing as a typical weekend!!

Depending on the weather we like to spend as much of our time outdoors. This weekend we (our family and my best friends family) took our kids to the lake for a swim, and I got caught up on my gardening.

Next weekend we are heading to Prince Edward Island for a long weekend camping trip.

Otherwise we like to go walking, either on the trail near our home (through the woods) or down on the waterfront so the little guy can have a peek at all the ships that are in.

It's also a when we like to visit family. My parents live in the country, which is about 40 minutes away, so we like to seem them at once a week, so they can spend time with our son. He loves going for a ride with his grandfather on the lawn tractor. (cheap entertainment).

Once all the house work is done and I have some free time I like to do a little scrapbooking, however that tends to be a winter activity.

And if we are lucky....we may get to spend time with other adults, playing cards, house parties, bbq's

[TNT]

Originally Posted by EvilMJ

See that's the problem I have too many personalities and I can't decide if I am Pinky or the Brain (obscure cartoon reference, I'm sure someone out there understands it..narf Zort)

B:Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P:I think so, Brain, but what if the hippopotamus won't wear the beach thong?

Love that cartoon...We quote it quite a bit between ourselves...of course, I'm always Pinky and Ted is Brain.
(Ted's goal in life is to Take over the World )

Ok...now for some questions...

Silk, satin or cotton sheets?

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be?

What's your favorite book?

Where do you see yourselves regarding swinging in 5 or 10 years?

Teresa

[EvilMJ]

Finally someone who understands my twisted and demented mind. I love Pinky and the Brain. You can tell Ted he can either join my Evil empire or we are going to have to work out some sort of agreement for co-rulership. (who am I kidding.. I can't even get my husband to pick his socks up off the floor!!)

Most of the time my sheets are cotton. This is mainly because I am pretty sure that if I use silk I am going to destroy them when I try to clean them, i have no luck with silk. Satin are fun..slippy slippy. I really need to get some more. However I think this is going to have to wait as our next purchase is a king sized bed (I have had complaints that our bed is too small for our 'activities', so I aim to please)

As of today I want to go to Tazmania ..mainly because I like saying it..and I am pretty sure my mother won't find me there and nagg me continuouly that I am looking tired lately and have to stop doing so much on the weekends. (THere is no way I am going to explain to my mother why I am tired...hehe)

Favorite book- I have read so many books it is hard to choose. I love the Belgarian Series by David Eddings- I started reading them in high school and collected all of them and the series after it. I don't read fantasy much any more, lately it is all serial killers and true crime. My husband sleeps with one eye open. (honestly, the only time I have threatened his life is when he snores too much, and I have yet to follow up)

In five to ten years I think we will still be swinging. My hubby has been walking around lately with a really big smile on his face. I have been slowly letting him into a few of my fantasies and 'fetishes' for lack of a better word. He had no idea that he had married such a woman and he has never been happier. I know this is going to sound bizzare, but since we have started swinging we have gotten so much closer and have been a lot more open than we have in the past. Our marriage has never been stronger. It's fun..what more can I say...fun fun fun.

[TNT]

Originally Posted by EvilMJ

I love the Belgarian Series by David Eddings-

Love that series !

Since you like the murder/crime stuff, have you ever read any of J.D. Rob? She writes futuristic murder/crime/mystery books.

Since you read so much do you believe it is important to pass on your love of reading to you evil offspring? (I noticed you said you read to your son, which I believe is one of the best things parents can do with their children.)

Teresa

[EvilMJ]

You know I haven't ready any J.D. Robb. but I did a little search on the web to see what it was about. I read Nora Roberts and like her writing, so I imagine that I would love this!! I am excited now..going to have to check out the library tonight !!

Ah yes, we have a mandatory evil family reading time before bed every night. No less than two books or I get the mini hairy eyeball and numerous complaints. He is only three and already owns a ton of books which he likes to tote about the house and 'read' them over and over again.
My mother who reads as much as I do, instilled a love of reading in both myself and my sister, and I hope to do the same for my son.

As you noted reading is the most important thing you can do for your child and I agree with your 100%. Our house is littered with books (I tend to read more than one at a time and it drives hubby nuts.) both adult and kid, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

[ALilOEverything]

In your readings which serial killer do you find the most intriguing? There are some pretty sick minds out there.

Are you very close to your family?

Will you only swing with existing friends or will you look to meeting people with that purpose in mind sometime down the road?

Who's the more dominating one in the household?

Is your husband as Evil as you?

[JustAskJulie]

Ok, now that I have the Animaniacs (the show where Pinky and the brain got their evil start) theme song in my head, what other Cartoons do you enjoy?

[EvilMJ]

Originally Posted by ALilOEverything

In your readings which serial killer do you find the most intriguing? There are some pretty sick minds out there.

Are you very close to your family?

Will you only swing with existing friends or will you look to meeting people with that purpose in mind sometime down the road?

Who's the more dominating one in the household?

Is your husband as Evil as you?

Top serial killer hun?? Another tough one. I won't say "I like them equally" because that just sounds sick and would no doubt be shipped off to the bug house. I enjoyed reading about Ted Bundy and others like him because it really amazes me that someone could be so sick and still fit in with society so easily. (wait I just described myself....well, no I haven't killed anyone though..)

As far as the whole swinging thing goes, it's like this: I personally would have no problem meeting others, I think it would be nice to get some variety. But right now we are taking things slow and basically going at my husband's comfort level. If/when he thinks he's ready, then tallyho!! However, if he is never ready then that's fine too, I wouldn't want to do anything that would make him uncomfortable.

I love the more dominiant question.... . I think it's me, he says it's him..honestly it's equal, we are both pretty outgoing and for the most cases seem to be on the same wave length. It only gets annoying when we play "so honey what do you think..oh no I asked you first" grrrr...

My husband is not evil . He says everything that happens is my fault and he is an innocent bystander just along for the ride..Yeah right. I would say he is quazi evil..he looks innocent but he never says no to any suggestions I made yet!!

[EvilMJ]

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

Ok, now that I have the Animaniacs (the show where Pinky and the brain got their evil start) theme song in my head, what other Cartoons do you enjoy?

Shoot..now I am going to be humming Pinky and the Brain all day. It's hard to come off as professional to our customers when I am singing cartoon theme songs.

Okay I like to pretend I don't watch cartoons, but anyone who knows me will say different, so here goes:

X-men- did I mention my ongoing facination with wolverine. He's Canadian, he's cranky and he's hot..my kinda guy!!

Pinky and the Brain are classic!

Duck Dodgers

I ofcourse watch most of the 'adult oriented' cartoons like Simpsons, King of the hill, (southpark is on too late for me), Family guy (when I think of it).

I have the complete collection of Ren and Stimpy (I have no idea if you guys got that down in the states)

My son forces me to watch Bob the Builder (although I amuse myself by turning it into a soap opera, honestly I think there is a love triangle between Bob, Wendy and Wendy's sister), Dora the Explorer and Rubbadubbers. Thank God he has no interest in the Teletubbies or Barney, he told me one day that they were just scary.

[JustAskJulie]

Do you guys get Cartoon Network in Canada? If so, do you watch the Adult Swim blocks?

[EvilMJ]

We have digital cable so I am not sure if that one is offered, I will have to check. I am sure If I got a satallite we could get it.
Haven't heard of that cartoon...will have to do a search on the ol tv when I get home (oh wait, may have to be tomorrow. Hubby just called and said he wants to take me toy shopping tonight, bless him. not toys for the kid either )