Would you husbands let a man blow you?

[Chicup]

My avatar doesn't get any action either Pillow

[Pillowtalk215]

Man, things are tough all over. And he's definitely ready to return the favor. He's got that tongue out and everything.

[jennandjamesinm]

Originally Posted by Vespertine

Paramour,

I think I finally "get it". You come to this board because you like to read about taboo sex. You get off reading about swinging and sex acts that you would/could never do. You're living your fantasy through "Us".

If your wife walks in while you're surfing this site or other porn sites, you can show her what a good Christian you are by showing her your posts. "I'm witnessing to the heathens", you might say. "I'm only on there to show them the way of God. I never once looked at those naked pictures."..... :rollseyes

What a great cover up to get your rocks off and still look like an upstanding Christian.

Don't hide behind Jesus. He knows what you're thinking.

I suggest that you don't hang out with us lost souls. If you lay down with the dogs too long, you might wake up with fleas. And don't forget the old adage...

A man can be measured by the company he keeps.

You've been spending a lot of time here.

And once again Ladies and Gents - Ves hits it on the head!!!!!!

AMEN Sista!!!!

[jennandjamesinm]

Originally Posted by JnCC

Not only would I allow it, I frequently DEMAND it! Many times, when in traffic, or when somebody says something outlandishly stupid, or even when reading certain posts (and posters) on Swingersboard, I'll throw up my hands and exclaim, "Oh, BLOW ME!" to the party in question.

Does this count?????

JnCC - I say that frequently and I don't have a penis - does that count?

Jenn

[jennandjamesinm]

Originally Posted by starlinn

I wonder what my avitar is doing to Paramour.
I am addicted to him. I find myself looking for his posts when I come on....

Me too.....so sad but true ...and then he gets off even more......

Jenn

[jennandjamesinm]

And for the record - Pillow and Chicup - Being the Neo-Pagan Christian I am - I'd give your avatars some action.

facelick facelick

Jenn

[curiousagain]

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

Paramour ~

I've been thinking the same thing about you.

Vespertine's undulating hips are addictive and could lead to thoughts about sex with her. I doubt your wife would like that.

And I wouldn't stare at my avatar too long or you might start wondering what it'd be like to be that cool Corona between my thighs.

LM

To the tune of "My Sharona" by The Knack

my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Corona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Corona
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Corona...

Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Corona.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Corona
Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Corona...

When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Corona
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Corona?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Corona...


You may now return to your regulary scheduled thread.

Sorry, LM, I hear that song everytime I see your Avatar.

[jennandjamesinm]

CuriousAgain - I laughed soooo damn hard, I almost wet myself. Got anymore? Thanks!!!

Jenn

[LikeMinds321]

I never new the words to that song until now.

Thanks curiousagain, I'll remember you for it.

LM

[two4youinswva]

Ok, I just put in a very long day at work. 14+ hours without a lunch.

Reading this thread has made it all better. (Well, a big hug from Mrs two4you and this thread! )

From the spot-on analysis, to "My Corona", to the sexy avatar banter, it all made my day. FYI: I learned my lesson about "avatar flirting" with LM in this thread . (Mess with fire, you get burned).

Paramour: No one's going to kick you off here. We're like kids with a new toy having you around here If history serves as an indicator, you'll hang out here for a while, get some of the folks fired up a bit, inspire others to write some brilliant prose, give some of us a laugh, and then, out of frustration, boredom, or via an ultimatum from your wife, you'll leave. (Which reminds me to ask, does she know you're on here?) Within a few months, you'll be forgotten. But, don't worry, they'll be someone else to come along eventually to take your place. It's a Circle of Life thing.

Everyone, thanks for lifting my spirits this evening!

[intuition897]

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

Ok, I just put in a very long day at work. 14+ hours without a lunch.

Reading this thread has made it all better. (Well, a big hug from Mrs two4you and this thread! )

From the spot-on analysis, to "My Corona", to the sexy avatar banter, it all made my day. FYI: I learned my lesson about "avatar flirting" with LM in this thread . (Mess with fire, you get burned).

Paramour: No one's going to kick you off here. We're like kids with a new toy having you around here If history serves as an indicator, you'll hang out here for a while, get some of the folks fired up a bit, inspire others to write some brilliant prose, give some of us a laugh, and then, out of frustration, boredom, or via an ultimatum from your wife, you'll leave. (Which reminds me to ask, does she know you're on here?) Within a few months, you'll be forgotten. But, don't worry, they'll be someone else to come along eventually to take your place. It's a Circle of Life thing.

Everyone, thanks for lifting my spirits this evening!

I just love you people. All of ya! Yes, Paramour, you too! Like Starlinn, I'm addicted to your posts. It's like watching a train wreck: horrifying, yet I cannot look away! I agree, we're like kids with a new toy. I get this image of us all standing around poking at him with a stick, making him react. It's fun. Ok, maybe a little cruel, but fun.

Vespertine brings up some very good points Paramour. And a good question that crossed my mind as well: if your wife is so adamantly against swinging - and apparently you do not talk about the subject with her at all (as you mentioned in another post) - does she know you post here? Subjecting yourself to the company of sinners such as we? Do you, as Ves suggests, show her your posts as you witness to us all? Or does your heart skip a beat when she walks in the room as you fumble with the mouse to hurry and close the window quickly before she sees where you've been spending your time?

Usually anyone so defensive or bitter is actually a) fascinated to the point of obsession with something they are 'supposed' to be morally opposed to and trying to cover up their curiosity by attacking it, or b) mad at anyone who freely engages in something he only wishes he could do, but feels he cannot.
For example, shooting people down who are open enough to express their interests in certain fetishes ("snowballing?") is uncalled for. If you feel fetishes are so distasteful, I wonder that you were replying to (or even reading) threads in the Fetishes forum in the first place. Got a bit of homophobia goin' on there, huh? Claiming that you're trying to save us all and spread the Word seems like a thin disguise. Your posts don't smell like a rose garden to me, Paramour; more like someone running hard and fast away from himself.

Many questions have been asked of Paramour, but we have yet to hear any replies.

[jennandjamesinm]

Originally Posted by intuition897

I get this image of us all standing around poking at him with a stick, making him react. It's fun. Ok, maybe a little cruel, but fun.

Every time I see one of his posts now, that thought is going to be there

Originally Posted by intuition897

Many questions have been asked of Paramour, but we have yet to hear any replies.

Yes Paramour - do tell.......

Jenn

[curiousagain]

Has anyone seen that commercial where the guy is in a darkened room staring at the computer then the hall light comes on. You hear his wife say "Honey?" and he starts trying to click the window closed and it's frozen and he's getting more frantic as she gets closer and he finally grabs the monitor pulling it towards him face down as his wife enters the room. The narrator says "Maybe it's time you got a laptop?"

I keep seeing that commercial when I think of paramour.

[CuriousInOregon]

I am just not ever going to be comfortable going down that road. That is my personal choice, no judgement on others who choose to, but for me there is just no need for me to let it get to that point.

[Mike and Jan]

Wow! Sure didn't think I'd get things so stirred up. I actually recently wrote a few erotic stories, posted elswhere, about two men who met through swinging with their wives. (the wives didn't really want to do anything but MFM so they decided to share husbands) Anyway, during threesome 'MFM' activities they met intimately. Then, later when at a bar together they decided to go alone on a spur of the moment. OK, they didn't make the call to the wives but I think, in this case, the wives would be fine with it, don't you?

There have been more threads, than usual, lately about male/male activities in swinging and I was just wondering how many men would be open to receiving oral from another man in the perfect situation. My stories received some good feedback from some fairly hetero married men.

And, LikeMinds, yes! My wife knows about my interests. And, also yes, I'd love to rub your feet! And, my wife has said that if the opportunity presented itself to me that she'd understand my taking advantage of it.
Rich