Controlling anal odors...

[tisha]

HELP



I have a very personal question I need help with... Please be nice,and Honest.
Everyone has these secretions that come from their ass, there is a smell, almost like an oil, Does anyone know what this is ? Its kind of gross getting it under my nails, Have any suggestions ?also, In Porno's you see these chicks getting fucked in their puss, then ass, then they will suck on the dick... yuck, any suggestion for me to help me adjust to this ?
Thanks. Mrs. K

[Roxysbayou]

Lots and lots of bacteria back there. I can't really see how masking the smell or eating something different will change anything much. But cleaning with soap and water, and friction is absolutley necassary. Be sure to scrub under your nails. Perhaps you can wear gloves or a condom over your finger.

[JustAskJulie]

No need to adjust to anything. You shouldn't try to be like the porn movies... remember there is editing there and much you don't see (like the changing of a condom or the moment they grab a washcloth and wash things off in between).

The amount of bacteria in your anal cavity, you should never go from anal to vaginal or anal to mouth. There are some who do this but it is very unhealthy.

[DuncanDoughnut]

Julie, I most certainly agree, but I really am trying to see if it is somthing worth exploring. (Anal that it, definetly not the back and forth) I have heard so much about it, am I neglecting my husband of pleasure? I scored a bit emabaressingly low on the kinky test and I'm try to find ways to up it. Poor me.

On the good side of things, I did really good on the question about public places.

[2neophytes]

Do anal b/c you want to, and don't worry about depriving your husband of pleasure.

I'm really weird about anal. My partern and I have been together 6 years, and we've never had anal. However, we've done some anal play. I like that. But that hardcore porn action; I just can't do it.

I'm not sure how to mask the smell. I would agree with the soap and water bit.

2N

[flassh]

odor=natural stink.

Have you tried in this order: 1 Wet with soap (not detergent). 2. apply liberal amounts of baking soda. 3. Rinse/soak with Hydrogen Peroxide (note that Hydrogen Peroxide will lose its potency if exposed to sunlight, so do not pour into container in direct light) 4. Repeat 1-3 until gone.

There is another method using household chems but the trick might shoot you or a limb to the moon. Will not discuss here or anywhere.

[fun_pairTX]

We recommend 2 Alka-Seltzer and a couple of ounces of water, after it is done foaming you can place a Certs where it will do the most good. "Hey this is a great place for a Stickup !!!!!"

[DuncanDoughnut]

O.k I am cured of my curiousity after today. We had a child in our class who just let loose in her pants. Oh, it was the worse mess ever. I have 4 kids and I have yet to smell or see anything so horid. It was on her clothes, her matt, the floor. It stunk up the whole classroom AND the hall. And no, she wasn't sick. If there is even a twinge of possiblity of any oder such as that was, nope, I'll take your advice and I think I'll pass. Besides, I talked to my husband about it and it turns out he wasn't so keen on the idea. (whew)

[Mr. Bliss]

Originally posted by JustAskJulie
No need to adjust to anything. You shouldn't try to be like the porn movies... remember there is editing there and much you don't see (like the changing of a condom or the moment they grab a washcloth and wash things off in between).

This is true but in some movies there is no editing, you actually see them poking one hole a few times and then the other and back.

Also there are a lot of movies where you see ass to mouth action without a scene cut between the switch. An judging from the quality of the films these are not special effects :-)

But you are still right this is not the most healthy thing to do, but it probalby won't kill you either.

If the idea really turns you on you could do anal with a condom and quickly remove it for the oral part.

Remember that pornstars are risking a lot more than a bacterial infection by having unprotected sex, you probably wouldn't do that either.

[Brit_Pair]

How do you control anal odor ?

I consume Chanel No 5 with every meal.

[ionsawmill]

"All God's chilun got stinky asses." - Unknown

"…that which we call a rose _
By any other name would smell as sweet" - Shakespeare, Romeo & Juliet


If your rosebud smells like something by another name, then you're normal. Wash with soap and water and don't worry about the rest.

[Chicup]

Could we change the name of this thread?

Just seeing it in the list makes me retch.

[alyricandced]

there is this book (forgive me for not remembering the author's name - my girlfriend has it and won't give it back) called Anal Pleasure and Health that discusses the incidental messies that come with anal play. the author (he is a doctor but proctology is not his speciality) gives suggestions on ways to make the anus a healthier area.

[Brit_Pair]

Originally posted by Chicup
Could we change the name of this thread?

Just seeing it in the list makes me retch.

Done. Hopefully, your retching will now pass.

[BiloxiCouple]

Oh my!!!!

I found this and had to bump it up