masturbation frequency

Flori_DAMAN · 07-27-2003, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by demented kitty
The shower! That's my one of my fave places to make love or masturbate. All the hot water running the length of my body. *purr* Sometimes I like to drop down on all fours with my shoulders down so the water hits my rear (and other parts!) as I rub my clit.

*ahem*

Yeah, definitely hot in here.

The bathtub makes me that way. Something bout the softeness of the water. I can rub and not worry about it when I'm in there alone. When the volcano erupts, who cares. It just forms little modules of pleasure.

John

Brit_Pair · 07-28-2003, 06:45 AM

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Originally posted by St. Augustine
(Cathy)

Finally we made it to bed and low and behold if I didn't wake up 3 hours later horny all over again. If this keeps up I'm going to end up having to buy stock in a battery manufacturing company. lol

Sounds like you need to invest in a charger and some rechargable batteries. Go for NIMH rather than NICAD batteries. They hold out better under duress!

wrnakedru · 07-29-2003, 02:36 AM

Next stop?

A young medical student is accepted as an intern at a facility specializing in sexual disorders. On his first day, one of the resident physicians takes him on a tour of the hospital.

In the first room they pass, a young man is lying on the bed, masturbating frantically. The intern asks about the man's problem, and the resident explains that the man's over-active sex drive requires him to have ten orgasms a day or he becomes seriously ill.

Two rooms down the hall, there's another man in bed, but this one has a beautiful blonde nurse performing lusty oral sex on the patient.

The intern asks about this situation, and the resident replies, "Same problem, better health plan."

Note to self: Call agent; upgrade health plan.

demented kitty · 07-29-2003, 06:37 AM

*giggle* Speak for yourself! How do I get a job at that facility?

Flori_DAMAN · 07-29-2003, 06:30 PM

All I need is the specific name of this disease. Im sure I can fake it and I gotta hell of a health plan. WHAT is it called??

John

wrnakedru · 07-31-2003, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Flori_DAMAN
All I need is the specific name of this disease. Im sure I can fake it and I gotta hell of a health plan. WHAT is it called??
John

I had carpal tunnel surgery done on both hands a little over two years ago. Took me a while to figure out my problem, family doctor not much help. Finally diagnosed self via information gleened from reading med sites on the net. Went to surgeon who sent me to neurologist for confirmation, then surgery was scheduled.

Workmen's comp covered the whole thing.

Course, the company fired me about two months after I returned to work.

But hands are covered for the rest of my life.

Now have condition called dupytrens contracture. (No contracture yet though, thank goodness.) Workmen's comp attempting to deny corelation to same root cause as carpal.

Ya think someone caught on to masturbation being a possible cause?

I could be in serious trouble! Unemployed state means I have no medical coverage. Workmen's comp my only hope for coverage of current condition.

Yep, I could be in serious trouble!

RMRx2 · 07-31-2003, 03:37 PM

just gotta learn how to coordinate that hand switch without loosing a stroke

ms rmrx2

eddypasifa · 07-31-2003, 04:45 PM

I masturbate at least twice a day. Once in the morning after I wake up and once at night before I sleep. If I have the time in the afternoon, I'll jack off then as well.

Flori_DAMAN · 08-01-2003, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eddypasifa
I masturbate at least twice a day. Once in the morning after I wake up and once at night before I sleep. If I have the time in the afternoon, I'll jack off then as well.

I have masturbated once in the last two weeks. It was a drag though. The excitement that I feel for actually being with someone causes a letdown just before I come. What bummer huh.

John

lnk4u · 08-01-2003, 05:41 PM

with the kids home for the summer from school i dont get as much chances to masterbate as they are all under 10 and need close supervision. but when they are in school at least twice a day for me. for some reason i like the cooler months better summer is not a good time as i am always horny and not able to take care of business.

jrgwife · 08-02-2003, 06:20 PM

I'm curious... Do more people masturbate manually or with a little vibrating help?? I definitely use a vibrator if I'm in a hurry, but if I'm in a playful mood... Manual is the way to go....
RG

thump29 · 08-02-2003, 11:39 PM

As for me I masturbate at least twice a day. Hubby never does unless I ask him too but he loves to see me do it for him. I love to use my vibrator but do also enjoy doing it manually. I dont do it often enough but I have two and it is hard to find the time.

jen · 08-03-2003, 09:56 AM

this might be a TMI zone, kay or something. Plus I’m sort of busy right now.

Goofin, just goofin

So. Gentleman · 08-11-2003, 01:01 PM

If I have the oppurtunity I usually do it once a day. Sometimes twice. The wife likes to watch me sometimes and that is a big turn on.

NYC_Cpl4Play · 08-28-2003, 04:46 PM

Me at least once a day

My wife maybe twice a week

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07-29-2003, 02:36 AM	#33 (permalink)
wrnakedru Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,991 Location: Bliss Status: Female	Sexual Disorder? Next stop? A young medical student is accepted as an intern at a facility specializing in sexual disorders. On his first day, one of the resident physicians takes him on a tour of the hospital. In the first room they pass, a young man is lying on the bed, masturbating frantically. The intern asks about the man's problem, and the resident explains that the man's over-active sex drive requires him to have ten orgasms a day or he becomes seriously ill. Two rooms down the hall, there's another man in bed, but this one has a beautiful blonde nurse performing lusty oral sex on the patient. The intern asks about this situation, and the resident replies, "Same problem, better health plan." Note to self: Call agent; upgrade health plan.

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RMRx2 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 277 Location: Texas Status: Couple	just gotta learn how to coordinate that hand switch without loosing a stroke ms rmrx2 __________________ I got a sweater for Christmas,,,,,,,,what I wanted was a moaner or a screamer!

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07-29-2003, 06:37 AM	#34 (permalink)
demented kitty Active Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 21 Location: Seattle, WA USA Status: poly, swinging female who is part of a lesbian triad	giggle Speak for yourself! How do I get a job at that facility?

07-29-2003, 06:30 PM	#35 (permalink)
Flori_DAMAN Previously of MichiganCouple Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 2,100 Location: Vero Beach Florida Status: Single Male	All I need is the specific name of this disease. Im sure I can fake it and I gotta hell of a health plan. WHAT is it called?? John

07-31-2003, 04:45 PM	#38 (permalink)
eddypasifa Active Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 38 Location: San Francisco, CA Status: Single Male	I masturbate at least twice a day. Once in the morning after I wake up and once at night before I sleep. If I have the time in the afternoon, I'll jack off then as well.

08-01-2003, 05:41 PM	#40 (permalink)
lnk4u Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 270 Location: long island, ny Status: couple	with the kids home for the summer from school i dont get as much chances to masterbate as they are all under 10 and need close supervision. but when they are in school at least twice a day for me. for some reason i like the cooler months better summer is not a good time as i am always horny and not able to take care of business.

08-02-2003, 06:20 PM	#41 (permalink)
jrgwife Here to Stay Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 58 Location: Arkansas Status: Couple	I'm curious... Do more people masturbate manually or with a little vibrating help?? I definitely use a vibrator if I'm in a hurry, but if I'm in a playful mood... Manual is the way to go.... RG

08-02-2003, 11:39 PM	#42 (permalink)
thump29 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 333 Location: okeechobee, fl Status: couple	As for me I masturbate at least twice a day. Hubby never does unless I ask him too but he loves to see me do it for him. I love to use my vibrator but do also enjoy doing it manually. I dont do it often enough but I have two and it is hard to find the time.

08-11-2003, 01:01 PM	#44 (permalink)
So. Gentleman Active Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 11 Location: US Status: M Male	If I have the oppurtunity I usually do it once a day. Sometimes twice. The wife likes to watch me sometimes and that is a big turn on.

08-28-2003, 04:46 PM	#45 (permalink)
NYC_Cpl4Play Active Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 14 Location: New York Status: Couple M/F	Me at least once a day My wife maybe twice a week

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