Pets in the room during sex.

Calgetty · 01-21-2010, 06:16 PM

Does anyone have issues with pets being in the same room during playtime? I think it would be a mite inelegant and awkward to have a 95 pound German Shepherd nigh ones' gonads. Do staring feline eyes interfere with concentration?

CXXC · 01-21-2010, 06:37 PM

OMG! Nothing bugs me more than looking over at a dog that is as interested in our activities as we are. I just keep hearing its thoughts, "NICE! I do that and you break out the water hose on us!"

But seriously, pets are a great distraction! They get in the way and in the worst case, might even want to join in on the activities!

I say, no thank you!!! Pets out side!!

amid · 01-21-2010, 06:38 PM

NO pets, no way. No no no... No cats, No dogs, no hamsters or gerbils. Only pets in the bedroom better be a pussy or a cock and I don't mean the ones with fur or feathers.

ebsfgncu · 01-21-2010, 08:15 PM

We have a tall king size bed and we have a tall, big english mastiff. His head is higher than the mattress and he loves to come plop in on the mattress and wake me up. I can only imagine what he'd do if we were in the middle of play time. Too close......out ya go!

Calgetty · 01-21-2010, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CXXC

OMG! Nothing bugs me more than looking over at a dog that is as interested in our activities as we are. I just keep hearing its thoughts, "NICE! I do that and you break out the water hose on us!"

But seriously, pets are a great distraction! They get in the way and in the worst case, might even want to join in on the activities!

I say, no thank you!!! Pets out side!!

Now there's an idea-the water hose on us might feel good sometimes!

Chicup · 01-21-2010, 09:49 PM

Pets are not people, might as well say 'Does it bother you if there is an extra chair in the room while you are having sex.'.

**two4youinswva** · 01-21-2010, 09:50 PM

The dogs stay out, no questions asked.

We've got one cat that, when younger, would sleep on the bed with us. When playtime ensued, he would just sleep down at one corner of the bed, riding the storm out. He never bugged us, watched us, or really gave a damn what we were doing, as long as we stayed off his corner.

warrencouple · 01-21-2010, 10:04 PM

Having two cats and a dog, when the wife and I play, any pets on the bed get booted. If they come back up, we pause, and boot them again. Twice and they get the idea. The dog generally gets the idea after the first boot, and curls up on her bed on the floor...

Jason

Calgetty · 01-21-2010, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Chicup

Pets are not people, might as well say 'Does it bother you if there is an extra chair in the room while you are having sex.'.

Yes, but chairs do not sniff.

CXXC · 01-21-2010, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Calgetty

Yes, but chairs do not sniff.

Or lick or whine or moan/groan beg, pant or drool! Thats my job!

talltim123 · 01-21-2010, 10:45 PM

I have had a few lady friends over the years that had cats and/or dogs that were usually allowed full bedroom access including during "thiose moments" which I found distracting at times. But, they usually left us alone after being ejected from the bed during play time. However, when things were cooling off during snuggle time or if I was staying overnight they would pile on and while they (the ladies) were in general "worth it" the only animal I want to sleep with is the female of the human race.

I did meet one long term online friend once who was traveling through my area and when I met her at her hotel room she had a lap dog which barked continuously and was somewhat intimidating. How ever once she and I were both nude and enjoying some "quality horizontal time" the dog went to a corner of the room and remained silent. Perhaps its barking inititially was urging me on and not trying to be protective but really encouraging me to get on with business.

I prefer only human pussies in bed with me!

DigginIt · 01-21-2010, 11:16 PM

You know, we had some friends over a few weeks back and we were playing. I have no idea where our dog was.... I hope nobody knew.

Calgetty · 01-22-2010, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by CXXC

Or lick or whine or moan/groan beg, pant or drool! Thats my job!

**Alura** · 01-22-2010, 12:17 AM

We once knew a couple who had a small dog. They never thought much about it until one night while they were making love, the dog jumped onto the bed and started licking "David's" balls. It was a bit of a shock!

After the dog's first taste, they were unable to break him of the habit. They had to lock him out of the bedroom when they felt romantic.

Alura

DigginIt · 01-22-2010, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Alura

We once knew a couple who had a small dog. They never thought much about it until one night while they were making love, the dog jumped onto the bed and started licking "David's" balls. It was a bit of a shock!

After the dog's first taste, they were unable to break him of the habit. They had to lock him out of the bedroom when they felt romantic.

Alura

That has to be the funniest thing I have heard in a while, lol. I'd be a little freaked out over it as well but hey, maybe we can learn a lesson from this. As a guy, don't start licking the other guys balls (uninvited) when they are making love, you get locked out of the bedroom.

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01-21-2010, 06:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
Calgetty Here to Stay Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 28 Location: Maryland Status: single male Swing Lifestyle Name:Calgetty	Pets in the room during sex. Does anyone have issues with pets being in the same room during playtime? I think it would be a mite inelegant and awkward to have a 95 pound German Shepherd nigh ones' gonads. Do staring feline eyes interfere with concentration?

01-21-2010, 06:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
CXXC Veni, Vidi, Veni!!!! Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 952 Location: Savannah GA Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:cxxc1963	Re: Pets in the room during sex. OMG! Nothing bugs me more than looking over at a dog that is as interested in our activities as we are. I just keep hearing its thoughts, "NICE! I do that and you break out the water hose on us!" But seriously, pets are a great distraction! They get in the way and in the worst case, might even want to join in on the activities! I say, no thank you!!! Pets out side!!
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01-21-2010, 06:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
amid Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 118 Location: Under our roof Status: couple	Re: Pets in the room during sex. NO pets, no way. No no no... No cats, No dogs, no hamsters or gerbils. Only pets in the bedroom better be a pussy or a cock and I don't mean the ones with fur or feathers.

01-21-2010, 08:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
ebsfgncu Here to Stay Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 31 Location: Gulf Breeze, FL Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:ebsfgncu	Re: Pets in the room during sex. We have a tall king size bed and we have a tall, big english mastiff. His head is higher than the mattress and he loves to come plop in on the mattress and wake me up. I can only imagine what he'd do if we were in the middle of play time. Too close......out ya go!

01-21-2010, 09:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
Chicup Not a potential *** Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 4,093 Location: Under the bed Status: Tired	Re: Pets in the room during sex. Pets are not people, might as well say 'Does it bother you if there is an extra chair in the room while you are having sex.'.

01-21-2010, 09:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
two4youinswva Better than Ice Cream Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 6,651 Location: va Status: Couple. He posts, She reads	Re: Pets in the room during sex. The dogs stay out, no questions asked. We've got one cat that, when younger, would sleep on the bed with us. When playtime ensued, he would just sleep down at one corner of the bed, riding the storm out. He never bugged us, watched us, or really gave a damn what we were doing, as long as we stayed off his corner.
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01-21-2010, 10:04 PM	#8 (permalink)
warrencouple Awaiting Email Confirmation Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 493 Location: NA Status: NA	Re: Pets in the room during sex. Having two cats and a dog, when the wife and I play, any pets on the bed get booted. If they come back up, we pause, and boot them again. Twice and they get the idea. The dog generally gets the idea after the first boot, and curls up on her bed on the floor... Jason

01-21-2010, 10:45 PM	#11 (permalink)
talltim123 Here to Stay Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 45 Location: Smithfield, Virginia Status: Single male	Re: Pets in the room during sex. I have had a few lady friends over the years that had cats and/or dogs that were usually allowed full bedroom access including during "thiose moments" which I found distracting at times. But, they usually left us alone after being ejected from the bed during play time. However, when things were cooling off during snuggle time or if I was staying overnight they would pile on and while they (the ladies) were in general "worth it" the only animal I want to sleep with is the female of the human race. I did meet one long term online friend once who was traveling through my area and when I met her at her hotel room she had a lap dog which barked continuously and was somewhat intimidating. How ever once she and I were both nude and enjoying some "quality horizontal time" the dog went to a corner of the room and remained silent. Perhaps its barking inititially was urging me on and not trying to be protective but really encouraging me to get on with business. I prefer only human pussies in bed with me!
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01-21-2010, 11:16 PM	#12 (permalink)
DigginIt Swingers Board Addict Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 960 Location: Florida Status: He writes, she corrects spelling. Swing Lifestyle Name:DigginIt	Re: Pets in the room during sex. You know, we had some friends over a few weeks back and we were playing. I have no idea where our dog was.... I hope nobody knew.

01-22-2010, 12:17 AM	#14 (permalink)
Alura Just a hick Okie Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 8,136 Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma Status: Widower	Re: Pets in the room during sex. We once knew a couple who had a small dog. They never thought much about it until one night while they were making love, the dog jumped onto the bed and started licking "David's" balls. It was a bit of a shock! After the dog's first taste, they were unable to break him of the habit. They had to lock him out of the bedroom when they felt romantic. Alura
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