Have You Ever Walked In On Your Family-Members?

SecretAsianMan · 11-06-2009, 06:23 PM

Just a silly question & reason to tell a story...

Have y'all ever walked in on your family-members while they were having sex? (Parents? Grandparents? Siblings?) ...or had them walk in on you while you were having sex?

I haven't had any of my family members walk in on me having sex with anyone other than myself

(...but that's a different topic-thread, I believe).

I have, however, wandered over to my parent's bedroom one night with math-book in hand with a question for my dad about a homework problem I was having and just as I got by their bedroom door, I heard the distinctive rhythmic squeaking or bedsprings ...

I promptly turned around and went back to my room ... figured my homework wasn't THAT important at that point.

**LFM2** · 11-06-2009, 06:56 PM

I did walk in on my brother and his wife while they were having some fun. Seems like the only one that was embarrassed was my SIL.

I still laugh.

The Fuse · 11-06-2009, 11:45 PM

I heard my parents having sex once when I was a teenager. I still cringe at the thought. My parents aren't outwardly affectionate with each other, which I think is a shame. But when I walked by their room and heard the sounds... bleah. Probably makes me go "ew" more because it was taboo than any other reason.

FitCpl30s · 11-07-2009, 06:55 AM

This past summer my husband and I were in our bedroom with our door locked fooling around while our kids where downstairs watching tv, suddenly the door goes flying open while my husband was on top and our 2 girls asked what were we doing, I have never seen my husband move that fast in his life. The 2 little stinkers managed to find the little metal pin that we use to open the locked doors.

Additude · 11-07-2009, 08:10 AM

My young daughter of maybe 3 or 4 I think walked in on her mommy and I once.

She later asked her mother, "Why was Daddy squishing you Mommy"?

N8ture Girl · 11-07-2009, 07:12 PM

Yes....sorta. Well like the Fuse, I overheard my parents when I was in highschool. My room was next to theirs. Like most teens at 5:00am nothing will rouse them. Not that morning, it woke me up

I was totally grossed out. The noises they made, EWWWW. Where is the barfing smiliey when you need one! Unfortunately that thought of that image is forever engrained in my head...

Expulsion · 11-07-2009, 11:12 PM

I remember being very small, maybe 7 or 8, and coming home from school early to find my mother laying on top of my father, fully clothed. I figured they were just having cuddly time like they did with me, so I jumped up on the bed. My mother, startled, yelled "Go play in the park" because there was a park connected to our back yard. I was so excited, I never got to go to the park alone, so I happily trundled off with my barbies.

I really didn't realize anything was out of the ordinary until I grew up and I was like O.O!

bbarnsworth · 11-08-2009, 02:29 PM

I'm not sure why the concept of your parents having sex should gross anybody out. No, you don't necessarily want ring side seats, and perhaps you don't need to be chained to the fair side of the dividing wall between your two rooms, but gross out? I don't get it. How do you think you got into this world, immaculate conception?

Parents have sex. Shock! Film at 11! Child protective services called...

N8ture Girl · 11-08-2009, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbarnsworth

I'm not sure why the concept of your parents having sex should gross anybody out. No, you don't necessarily want ring side seats, and perhaps you don't need to be chained to the fair side of the dividing wall between your two rooms, but gross out? I don't get it. How do you think you got into this world, immaculate conception?

Parents have sex. Shock! Film at 11! Child protective services called...

I honestly don't know why it grossed me out. Sex was NEVER talked about. I never got the birds and the bee's talk, I had to figure it out on my own. Maybe it was how I veiwed sex at that time. All I know is I dont have a problem with them having sex, but I didnt want to hear it. (and it was my Mom and step-dad if that makes any difference). Immaculate conception not likely, but I am glad I dont remember being conceived

The Fuse · 11-08-2009, 10:50 PM

There are a few good reasons I can think of for the ick factor.

Number one, the incest taboo in many families puts up a wall between parents and children where they do not even acknowledge each other as sexual beings. My parents were never affectionate, let alone sexual with each other, in front of us kids. That was just not done -- maybe improper is the wrong word, maybe "super private" is a better way to put it. Therefore, their sexual activity felt improper when I encountered it, or at least the noise. Seeing something private of someone else's. TMI. Ick.

The other reason is that my parents were ill at ease enough with their own bodies to make me ill at ease at the thought of them colliding. Sorry if this offends anyone. It's not about weight; it's about their attitudes toward themselves.

Additude · 11-09-2009, 06:29 AM

When I was about 8 or 9 my Mom had asked me the night before to wake her in the morning. She was divoriced then.

When I entered her bedroom and walked around the side of the bed...the covers were down just far enough that I could see that one of her boobs had managed to pop out of her nighty...and was lying there...exposed....there was no way I was going to stand there in front of my Mom...with her boob exposed and wake her from sleep.....nope.

That morning she woke to loud noises in the house...I told her I was sorry I had forgotten to wake her.....but now that I think about it...I am sure she probably suspected it.

TwIzZtEd · 11-14-2009, 01:02 AM

Ah the ol' walkin' in on.....LOL The only thing worse than walking in on your parents having sex is walking in on a parent having sex.LOL My boys are quite used to it.LOL They walk in on us all the time the little bastards.LOL They now know to ask if it is safe to come in from outside. We just laugh. We teach them sex is beautiful and more than normal.
One day I came home early from highschool early. My buddy, James, dropped me off as per usual. I approach the garage door and here some noise from inside. I open up and here unusual muffled sounds of excited talking. I think to myself "Who is my Gma talking to"?
I enter the kitchen and the noise becomes louder and more urgent. I step into the living room and hear "Oh Johny!!!! Oh Johny!!! Oh Johny" I throw up in my mouth a lil. Lets face it folks, What teenage boy wants to walk in and find out his 60 something year old grand ma is a fucking screamer!
I get on the phone immediately. I call my buddy. The phone rang forEVER with a chorus of "OH JohnY"s singing in the back ground. My buddy finally picks up. I tell him "Dude! You gotta come pick me up"! His responce was "Why". I wasn't in the mood to explain whilst my granny is getting railed in the background!
He, as true friend, picks me up saving me a surely awkward moment.LOL Looking back now! I am sooooo happy she was getting the shit! Her Bfriend was 15 years younger.LOL Crazy old lady born out of her time.LOL RIP

billanderin · 12-21-2009, 07:46 PM

I once walked in on one of my daughters - and was back out of the door fast! I sure did learn to knock after that!

Quote:

Originally Posted by SecretAsianMan

Just a silly question & reason to tell a story...

Have y'all ever walked in on your family-members while they were having sex? (Parents? Grandparents? Siblings?) ...or had them walk in on you while you were having sex?

I haven't had any of my family members walk in on me having sex with anyone other than myself

(...but that's a different topic-thread, I believe).

I have, however, wandered over to my parent's bedroom one night with math-book in hand with a question for my dad about a homework problem I was having and just as I got by their bedroom door, I heard the distinctive rhythmic squeaking or bedsprings ...

I promptly turned around and went back to my room ... figured my homework wasn't THAT important at that point.

VanHlebar · 12-21-2009, 09:43 PM

I never walked in on anyone, but when I was about 18 or so, my mom was dating a guy only 3 years older than me.

It was really only a problem for me because our apartment couldn't have been any larger than 400-500sq feet total. The walls where paper thin and it was all I ever heard every single night for almost a month. I finally moved out and never went back after that... It didn't gross me out as much as it pissed me off as I either had to be up really early for class or work and I wasn't getting sleep.

The thought of my parents having sex has never held an ick factor for me. Our family has always been very open regarding sexual items and I guess it just seemed normal. No I wouldn't want to see it and hearing it was troubling at times, but I knew it happened..

-Van

rathor · 12-30-2009, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Additude

My young daughter of maybe 3 or 4 I think walked in on her mommy and I once.

She later asked her mother, "Why was Daddy squishing you Mommy"?

I am curious on what did you answer

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11-06-2009, 06:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
SecretAsianMan Tastes Great Less Filling Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,467 Location: Los Angeles Status: Single Male Swing Lifestyle Name:Secret_Asian_Man	Have You Ever Walked In On Your Family-Members? Just a silly question & reason to tell a story... Have y'all ever walked in on your family-members while they were having sex? (Parents? Grandparents? Siblings?) ...or had them walk in on you while you were having sex? I haven't had any of my family members walk in on me having sex with anyone other than myself (...but that's a different topic-thread, I believe). I have, however, wandered over to my parent's bedroom one night with math-book in hand with a question for my dad about a homework problem I was having and just as I got by their bedroom door, I heard the distinctive rhythmic squeaking or bedsprings ... I promptly turned around and went back to my room ... figured my homework wasn't THAT important at that point.
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11-06-2009, 06:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
LFM2 ~This space for rent~ Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,750 Location: across the tracks Status: Couple	Re: Have You Ever Walked In On Your Family-Members? I did walk in on my brother and his wife while they were having some fun. Seems like the only one that was embarrassed was my SIL. I still laugh.
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11-06-2009, 11:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
The Fuse Way too opinionated Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,826 Location: Southeastern Virginia Status: Single Female Swing Lifestyle Name:The_Fuse	Re: Have You Ever Walked In On Your Family-Members? I heard my parents having sex once when I was a teenager. I still cringe at the thought. My parents aren't outwardly affectionate with each other, which I think is a shame. But when I walked by their room and heard the sounds... bleah. Probably makes me go "ew" more because it was taboo than any other reason.
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11-07-2009, 06:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
FitCpl30s Here to Stay Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 57 Location: NEPA Status: couple Swing Lifestyle Name:fitcpl30s	Re: Have You Ever Walked In On Your Family-Members? This past summer my husband and I were in our bedroom with our door locked fooling around while our kids where downstairs watching tv, suddenly the door goes flying open while my husband was on top and our 2 girls asked what were we doing, I have never seen my husband move that fast in his life. The 2 little stinkers managed to find the little metal pin that we use to open the locked doors.

11-07-2009, 08:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
Additude Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 623 Location: OBX-NC	Re: Have You Ever Walked In On Your Family-Members? My young daughter of maybe 3 or 4 I think walked in on her mommy and I once. She later asked her mother, "Why was Daddy squishing you Mommy"?
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11-07-2009, 07:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
N8ture Girl Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 293 Location: Virginia Status: Female half of a couple Swing Lifestyle Name:prometheius	Re: Have You Ever Walked In On Your Family-Members? Yes....sorta. Well like the Fuse, I overheard my parents when I was in highschool. My room was next to theirs. Like most teens at 5:00am nothing will rouse them. Not that morning, it woke me up I was totally grossed out. The noises they made, EWWWW. Where is the barfing smiliey when you need one! Unfortunately that thought of that image is forever engrained in my head...
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11-07-2009, 11:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
Expulsion Here to Stay Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 60 Location: Around Status: Single Female	Re: Have You Ever Walked In On Your Family-Members? I remember being very small, maybe 7 or 8, and coming home from school early to find my mother laying on top of my father, fully clothed. I figured they were just having cuddly time like they did with me, so I jumped up on the bed. My mother, startled, yelled "Go play in the park" because there was a park connected to our back yard. I was so excited, I never got to go to the park alone, so I happily trundled off with my barbies. I really didn't realize anything was out of the ordinary until I grew up and I was like O.O!

11-08-2009, 02:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
bbarnsworth Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,870 Location: South Central Indiana Status: Couple	Re: Have You Ever Walked In On Your Family-Members? I'm not sure why the concept of your parents having sex should gross anybody out. No, you don't necessarily want ring side seats, and perhaps you don't need to be chained to the fair side of the dividing wall between your two rooms, but gross out? I don't get it. How do you think you got into this world, immaculate conception? Parents have sex. Shock! Film at 11! Child protective services called...

11-08-2009, 10:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
The Fuse Way too opinionated Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,826 Location: Southeastern Virginia Status: Single Female Swing Lifestyle Name:The_Fuse	Re: Have You Ever Walked In On Your Family-Members? There are a few good reasons I can think of for the ick factor. Number one, the incest taboo in many families puts up a wall between parents and children where they do not even acknowledge each other as sexual beings. My parents were never affectionate, let alone sexual with each other, in front of us kids. That was just not done -- maybe improper is the wrong word, maybe "super private" is a better way to put it. Therefore, their sexual activity felt improper when I encountered it, or at least the noise. Seeing something private of someone else's. TMI. Ick. The other reason is that my parents were ill at ease enough with their own bodies to make me ill at ease at the thought of them colliding. Sorry if this offends anyone. It's not about weight; it's about their attitudes toward themselves.
	__________________ Through every dead and living thing, Time runs, like a fuse. -- Jackson Browne

11-09-2009, 06:29 AM	#11 (permalink)
Additude Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 623 Location: OBX-NC	Re: Have You Ever Walked In On Your Family-Members? When I was about 8 or 9 my Mom had asked me the night before to wake her in the morning. She was divoriced then. When I entered her bedroom and walked around the side of the bed...the covers were down just far enough that I could see that one of her boobs had managed to pop out of her nighty...and was lying there...exposed....there was no way I was going to stand there in front of my Mom...with her boob exposed and wake her from sleep.....nope. That morning she woke to loud noises in the house...I told her I was sorry I had forgotten to wake her.....but now that I think about it...I am sure she probably suspected it.
	__________________ If you want something you have never had before, you must do something you have never done before.

11-14-2009, 01:02 AM	#12 (permalink)
TwIzZtEd Registered Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 8 Location: Oklahoma Status: couple	Re: Have You Ever Walked In On Your Family-Members? Ah the ol' walkin' in on.....LOL The only thing worse than walking in on your parents having sex is walking in on a parent having sex.LOL My boys are quite used to it.LOL They walk in on us all the time the little bastards.LOL They now know to ask if it is safe to come in from outside. We just laugh. We teach them sex is beautiful and more than normal. One day I came home early from highschool early. My buddy, James, dropped me off as per usual. I approach the garage door and here some noise from inside. I open up and here unusual muffled sounds of excited talking. I think to myself "Who is my Gma talking to"? I enter the kitchen and the noise becomes louder and more urgent. I step into the living room and hear "Oh Johny!!!! Oh Johny!!! Oh Johny" I throw up in my mouth a lil. Lets face it folks, What teenage boy wants to walk in and find out his 60 something year old grand ma is a fucking screamer! I get on the phone immediately. I call my buddy. The phone rang forEVER with a chorus of "OH JohnY"s singing in the back ground. My buddy finally picks up. I tell him "Dude! You gotta come pick me up"! His responce was "Why". I wasn't in the mood to explain whilst my granny is getting railed in the background! He, as true friend, picks me up saving me a surely awkward moment.LOL Looking back now! I am sooooo happy she was getting the shit! Her Bfriend was 15 years younger.LOL Crazy old lady born out of her time.LOL RIP

12-21-2009, 09:43 PM	#14 (permalink)
VanHlebar Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 711 Location: Here Status: S	Re: Have You Ever Walked In On Your Family-Members? I never walked in on anyone, but when I was about 18 or so, my mom was dating a guy only 3 years older than me. It was really only a problem for me because our apartment couldn't have been any larger than 400-500sq feet total. The walls where paper thin and it was all I ever heard every single night for almost a month. I finally moved out and never went back after that... It didn't gross me out as much as it pissed me off as I either had to be up really early for class or work and I wasn't getting sleep. The thought of my parents having sex has never held an ick factor for me. Our family has always been very open regarding sexual items and I guess it just seemed normal. No I wouldn't want to see it and hearing it was troubling at times, but I knew it happened.. -Van

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