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Old 08-29-2009, 07:50 PM   #16 (permalink)
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To be honest, WE hold the title as each others worst fuck. We were exhausted one night, [...]
Well, to tell the truth, I thin I am responsible for my wife's worst fuck: I once fell asleep in the missionary position while inside her. I was willing but dead tired after several days of two or three hours of sleep because of work. So, wanting to please her, I just fell asleep at the helm.

I'm just lucky that she laughed it off and kids me about it only about once a year .
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Old 08-29-2009, 11:30 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Fun4Ds what an awesome post. I can't give you more reputation right now or I would!
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Old 08-30-2009, 06:50 AM   #18 (permalink)
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The worst fuck ever??

I have never had one....I only remember one "dead lay" back in HS....maybe that was considered "bad"...???

I've had some that were better than others...but never a "bad" one.

It's like a resturant. You can go to a resturant and eat something which just excites your palet and makes you want to eat there again. But the next time you go, it seems it's just not the same.

In contrary, you can eat at a place and not like the taste of the food at all. You'll never want to return, but for one reason or another you do and the second time the food is much better than expected.

Sometimes it's the resturant and sometimes it's our own taste buds or a combination of both and we don't consider it's "us" because of the human psychie.

The point is don't judge from one absolute experience if the potential for improvement exists.

There is injustice in your judgement based on your description of the lady.

I think you should return to the resturant and try again.
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Fun4Ds what an awesome post. I can't give you more reputation right now or I would!
Thank you, not for the possible reputation though, It's not the reason behind why I do post.

But for understanding. Its the key, I hope the OP understands or even others who come through the doors of swinging some day.

I truly hope, the OP has a chance to look back and understand what or why he felt the way he does. He said she was a 10 and even a good friend but yet it was the worst fuck.....and, he thinks about it all the time. That in itself, deserves something more.

Chemistry, or the lack of ? Maybe it was the knock on the door and he had to leave..... I may never know.

I do know, his feelings aren't fair enough in my opinion, to the woman he was with, let alone to himself. I think, thats why he "thinks about it, all the time"
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Not too long ago we got together with a couple and I had some thrilling, mind blowing sex. Probably in the top 5 maybe top 3 of all the hook ups I have had. It was so good I did not lose my hard on between sessions the first two times and after a bit of cleanup I was sucked to hardness again and I went one more round.

The thing about it is, it me and the bi husband. I do a little oral now and then with a bi husband and will swallow but I had never had sex like this with a guy before. The reason I bring it up is because his wife had to be about the worst lay ever. Though she did enjoy going down on Mrs. YZF and loved to watch me and her husband together. That is the only couple I want another round with because of the husband not the wife.
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