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Old 05-12-2003, 06:51 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Default fruit juices again

Here's something that may be of interest.... when the weather gets hot, my boyfriend likes to drink fresh-squeezed juices, the type you can get at fruit juice/ smoothie stands. There was one time when he was drinking a lot of carrot/orange juice... and also watermelon/pear juices. He seemed to taste a bit sweeter then, or maybe that was my imagination? :p
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Old 05-13-2003, 01:11 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Smile a recipe

A recipe to test

Girls You give to eat Your men during the first week carotts, then the second week Your men would eat spinaches only, then the 3rd week carotts again and the 4th spinaches... and so on for three months.

At the end of this diet you should get a lollipop with stripes orange and green

More seriously the best way to change the taste still remain to
coat the dick with something sweet such as marmelade, chocolate cream, whiped cream, etc... and then enjoy your meal!

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Old 05-13-2003, 10:03 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Ahhhhh... but what if she falls in?

"This is Tom Talkenhed with Channel 4 news. Today at the Lifestyle Carnival Fair Grounds, a tragic accident took place when a local female resident fell into the cotton candy machine in what bystanders describe as "going for the Candyfloss Clit". The memorial service will be held this Thursday, and mourners are encouraged to bring a pair of scissors and a spoon."
You crack me up!

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Old 05-13-2003, 10:31 PM   #49 (permalink)
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A recipe to test

Girls You give to eat Your men during the first week carotts, then the second week Your men would eat spinaches only, then the 3rd week carotts again and the 4th spinaches... and so on for three months.

At the end of this diet you should get a lollipop with stripes orange and green

More seriously the best way to change the taste still remain to
coat the dick with something sweet such as marmelade, chocolate cream, whiped cream, etc... and then enjoy your meal!

Hugs and kisses

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You know, if we're going to perform experiments (for the good of science, of course!) I'd like to volunteer to be a test subject...



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Old 05-14-2003, 06:14 AM   #50 (permalink)
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If there's any "candyfloss cock" testing to be done, I don't mind offering my services in a 'supporting' role!
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Old 05-14-2003, 06:42 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Brad and Mr. Brit Pair,

It's so nice to see you volunteering for such a worthy experiment. What great guys you are.

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Old 05-14-2003, 07:39 AM   #52 (permalink)
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It's so nice to see you volunteering for such a worthy experiment. What great guys you are.
I just love a man who'll step up to the plate when duty calls!

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If there's any "candyfloss cock" testing to be done, I don't mind offering my services in a 'supporting' role!
You're going to provide the support?

What a sport!
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Which page has the extra large items?

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I just love a man who'll step up to the plate when duty calls!
Lori here is the plate... if you like hotdogs... this picture could also illustrate the sausage story of Roxy's friend in the thread "what's your method of masturbation
http://pagesperso.aol.fr/sexisbeautiful/hotdog.jpg

JC

PS : This pic if for adult only (this is why I put a link instead of an attached picture)...and no it's not mine on the picture.
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Lori here is the plate... if you like hotdogs... this picture could also illustrate the sausage story of Roxy's friend in the thread "what's your method of masturbation
LOL! That is hilarious!
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Old 05-15-2003, 08:46 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Lori here is the plate... if you like hotdogs... this picture could also illustrate the sausage story of Roxy's friend in the thread "what's your method of masturbation
This must be international penis day! That is hysterical!

Can you imagine, this guy could probably get buy walking around in public like that! Great, I'll never view a hotdog vendor in the same way again....I'll be scanning the weiners! (centrally located of course!)
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Didn't they use that gag in the Tom Hanks film, Bachelor Party?

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"And then some."

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This must be international penis day! That is hysterical!
A new sight on the Effel Tower, or the Hamburger
http://portalol.no.sapo.pt/fotografias/penis.htm

Enjoy

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PS : this link was sent to me by Uneed2... I am not guilty !
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this link was sent to me by Uneed2...
oooopsss here I am feeling totally stupid - which is not a real big surprise - because I've just realised that the link that my GF sent me was coming from the post done by Lori called "penis origami"

As I didn't watch it before then I posted here the link thinking it was something new to the board... Lori I beg your pardon for my stupid mistake

JC who is quite embarrassed for this "hijacking"
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