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Old 05-01-2003, 07:14 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:24 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I just had a mental picture of some guy, at the height of ectasy, shooting cotton candy / candyfloss out of his manhood.

Is this how Spider-Man comes?
OMGoodness!!! ROFL!!! Wouldn't that be a hoot....I'd pay to see it!

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While I can empathize, it is a hazzard of the board Chris&Amelia... happens all the time. Since joining this site I've gone through two key boards, one monitor and finally just replaced the old computer. Mine do not like coca~cola at all.

After a while you'll learn who's posts you will open AFTER you have had your sip, blown your nose and gone to the potty......you'll save a lot of money and frustration in the long run.

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Old 05-02-2003, 12:47 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Default Poor Hubby!

Hubby and I had also heard about the pinapple juice, and since hubby will DO ANYTHING that might encourage me to "drink up," he decided to give it a try.

The thing is, HE hates pinapples! But my dear sweet husband drank, or rather CHOKED down three glasses of pinapple juice a day for several weeks.

The bad news is that IT DIDN'T seem to change his "taste" at all. I was debating on pretending because I knew how determined and devoted he had been to making this work! But I had to be honest because I couldn't take the thought of seeing him make that discusted face one more time as he drank the pinapple juice!

Needless to say his efforts did not go unnoticed and his DEVOTED wife did in fact "drink up" more often after that!
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Old 05-02-2003, 08:25 AM   #34 (permalink)
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So just HOW MANY guys will do that??? Huh????
I do this with my Lover.

If some men are disgusted at this idea then how they can accept that their lover do "disgusting things" just to please them... This would be selfish and stupid from them part.

So I don't see any good reason not to kiss my Love after she had given me a blow job even if she still have my sperm full her mouth. Saying "no" to her would be injurious and pretending "you are dirty... go and clean yourself before I accept to kiss You". This is not my feeling about what Love is and about she !

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Old 05-02-2003, 09:54 AM   #35 (permalink)
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To my peasant way of thinking, there's quite a difference between kissing your partner after she's just given *you* a bj, and after she's done the same for another man. And whether you will do one, both or neither is a matter of taste and comfort for the individual concerned.
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To my peasant way of thinking, there's quite a difference between kissing your partner after she's just given *you* a bj, and after she's done the same for another man. And whether you will do one, both or neither is a matter of taste and comfort for the individual concerned.
OK sorry for missunderstanding the post. I feel safe to kiss her after a blow job done on me but I shall never let her do this on another male without a condom... I am cautious about AIDS and I shall do not want her to take any kind of risk just for fun. So in such case I can't answer about this kind of share.

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Old 05-03-2003, 11:09 AM   #37 (permalink)
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So just HOW MANY guys will do that??? Huh????
Been there; done that.

I would never ask my wife to do anything I'm not willing to do. Of course, I also like to give her a big wet kiss after going down on her. So far, she's never complained.

As for the taste, mine always seems to taste the same. I would assume that anything that would make urine smell different would affect the taste of semen, so asparagus would be a big no-no.

I took a drug once for a bladder infection that turned my urine and semen bright orange. Needless to say, we refrained from oral sex for the duration of my recovery.
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Old 05-07-2003, 12:34 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Getting back on subject (not that talk of penis's and cotton candy isn't funny LOL!!) I tried pineapple juice too...didn't work

We were watching Talk Sex with Sue the other night and she showcased a product called Sweet secretions.

This product (herbal) is supposed to change the flavor and consistency of your semen. I started taking it it about 2 weeks ago and though Marie hasn't tried it yet (I did, curiosity you know..don't worry I'm straight honey).. I will say it does smell different/better (Marie said it smelled like bleach before )

We went to www.sweetsecrections.com for more info

This is NOT a product endorsement by any means, Marie has not ever wanted to do this before and said she would try it maybe this way (maybe for my B-day?)

If anyone is interested I'll keep you informed...........
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I have no idea what happened, but the other night at our first swing club, my pussy tasted so sweet! My partner was amazed, and I took a few finger dips and WOW, it was as sweet as candy! Don't know how I did it, but hope I can again!! I loved it!
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It didn't have anything to do with cotton candy, did it?

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We're not moving onto Candyfloss Clits now, are we?
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Well, for that, you would probably have to use a Silly String dispenser!
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A "Candyfloss Clit" would be a lot safer than a "Candyfloss Cock". A woman with good kegel technique could straddle the vat and do an in out "sucking" motion in order to effectively lace the clitoral area. Just another thing you poor fellows can't do...

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A "Candyfloss Clit" would be a lot safer than a "Candyfloss Cock". A woman with good kegel technique could straddle the vat and do an in out "sucking" motion in order to effectively lace the clitoral area.
Ahhhhh... but what if she falls in?

"This is Tom Talkenhed with Channel 4 news. Today at the Lifestyle Carnival Fair Grounds, a tragic accident took place when a local female resident fell into the cotton candy machine in what bystanders describe as "going for the Candyfloss Clit". The memorial service will be held this Thursday, and mourners are encouraged to bring a pair of scissors and a spoon."
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