What Makes Semen & Pussy Juice Tastes Good? - Page 2

Brit_Pair · 04-30-2003, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by OhioCouple
Geesh, Mr. Brit....you would make me have to ask.

Just what in the world is a candyfloss cock? Is it twined with flavored dental floss? What???

Lori

Apologies. Another brit'ism crept in there. Candyfloss is how we refer to what those of you on the west side of the Atlantic call 'cotton candy'.

OhioCouple · 04-30-2003, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by Brit_Pair
Apologies. Another brit'ism crept in there. Candyfloss is how we refer to what those of you on the west side of the Atlantic call 'cotton candy'.

Okay are you saying "eating cotton candy will make it sweeter" or are you saying "you wrap it in cotton candy?"

Curious Lori...

04-30-2003, 05:57 PM

i read once long ago that fried foods will make a man's cum taste bad...and certain vegetables made it taste good...i cant remember what they were, though...

:p

Chris&Amelia · 04-30-2003, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by Seymore
i read once long ago that fried foods will make a man's cum taste bad

Well, I guess when they say that KFC is finger-licking-good, all they mean are just the fingers, and nothing else!

yhungry · 04-30-2003, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by OhioCouple
Geesh, Mr. Brit....you would make me have to ask.

Just what in the world is a candyfloss cock? Is it twined with flavored dental floss? What???

Lori

As you know I lived in the UK for many years and married to a Brit. When I first heard of candyfloss I had no idea what it was.

Candyfloss is what we call cotton candy.

Rich

Brit_Pair · 05-01-2003, 05:12 AM

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Originally posted by OhioCouple
Okay are you saying "eating cotton candy will make it sweeter" or are you saying "you wrap it in cotton candy?"

Curious Lori...

UK side, if you go to a fairground and want some candyfloss (cotton candy) you can either purchase it ready to go in a bag, or you can go the traditional route and have the vendor swirl a thin wooden stick around the candy floss tub until you have a fresh 'stick full', ready to eat as you walk around.

Hence my original suggestion that to sweeten a man's taste, you might consider having a 'candyfloss cock'.

Hope that's cleared up the ambiguities.

Chris&Amelia · 05-01-2003, 07:01 AM

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Originally posted by Brit_Pair
UK side, if you go to a fairground and want some candyfloss (cotton candy) you can either purchase it ready to go in a bag, or you can go the traditional route and have the vendor swirl a thin wooden stick around the candy floss tub until you have a fresh 'stick full', ready to eat as you walk around.

Hence my original suggestion that to sweeten a man's taste, you might consider having a 'candyfloss cock'.

Yeah, but good luck finding a guy willing to stick his cock into the spinning tub. The odds of a "tragic accident" are a little too high for me.

I would hate to become just another carnival-related statistic.

OhioCouple · 05-01-2003, 07:07 AM

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Originally posted by Chris&Amelia
Yeah, but good luck finding a guy willing to stick his cock into the spinning tub. The odds of a "tragic accident" are a little too high for me.

I would hate to become just another carnival-related statistic.

Doggone it! You beat me to it!

Lori

Brit_Pair · 05-01-2003, 09:03 AM

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Originally posted by Chris&Amelia
Yeah, but good luck finding a guy willing to stick his cock into the spinning tub. The odds of a "tragic accident" are a little too high for me.

I would hate to become just another carnival-related statistic.

I don't know: you make a solitary off-hand remark as a joke, and suddenly you're being picked apart for failing to be 100% comprehensible and realistic . . . .

(Now could somebody help put the toys back in my playpen?)

OhioCouple · 05-01-2003, 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by Brit_Pair
I don't know: you make a solitary off-hand remark as a joke, and suddenly you're being picked apart for failing to be 100% comprehensible and realistic . . . .

(Now could somebody help put the toys back in my playpen?)

Brit_Pair, I hope you didn't take that the wrong way. Honestly that is how it came across to me too, when I read it. I guess maybe I just don't understand how the semen is made to taste like cotton candy. Is it by the male eating it before hand? (the cotton candy that is?)

Lori

Roxysbayou · 05-01-2003, 12:01 PM

I took it as twirling his penis around in the cotton candy machine, rather than the stick. Which could be quite fun, if it weren't for the danger of him getting hurt. Mmmmmmm! Yummy!

Brit_Pair · 05-01-2003, 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by OhioCouple
Brit_Pair, I hope you didn't take that the wrong way. Honestly that is how it came across to me too, when I read it. I guess maybe I just don't understand how the semen is made to taste like cotton candy. Is it by the male eating it before hand? (the cotton candy that is?)

Lori

Lori, rest assured, I didn't take it the wrong way. The reply you quoted was merely an effort on my part to maintain the light banter.

To clear things up, I never meant to infer that the taste of the man's semen would be altered as such. I was *light-heartedly* suggesting - as Chris and Roxy both saw - that an erect penis might make an interesting (and tasty) appendage around which to swirl some cotton candy. Hence the whole consumption process would be far more stimuating to the lady's taste buds, regardless of her partner's recent diet.

That said . . . for those tempted to try this at home, please don't! Not if it entails you having to dip your manhood into a working cotton candy machine. As Chris and Roxy have both rightly pointed out, the potential health risks are formidable. Going through life being called 'Stumpy' would not be fun.

They say a joke that takes three days to explain might as well not be told at all. I should have kept my mouth shut.

OhioCouple · 05-01-2003, 12:59 PM

See my signature line....

Embarassed Lori

(I can laugh at myself...I did think you were having a serious thought in the beginning...but I took the swirling on a stick as a joke...)

Chris&Amelia · 05-01-2003, 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by OhioCouple
I guess maybe I just don't understand how the semen is made to taste like cotton candy. Is it by the male eating it before hand? (the cotton candy that is?)

I just had a mental picture of some guy, at the height of ectasy, shooting cotton candy / candyfloss out of his manhood.

Is this how Spider-Man comes?

(BTW: Lori, you owe me a new keyboard to replace the one I just spit tea all over.)

Brit_Pair · 05-01-2003, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by Chris&Amelia

I just had a mental picture of some guy, at the height of ectasy, shooting cotton candy / candyfloss out of his manhood.

Is this how Spider-Man comes?

Only after he's been drinking pink daiquiris.

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04-30-2003, 05:57 PM	#18 (permalink)
Seymore Guest Posts: n/a	i read once long ago that fried foods will make a man's cum taste bad...and certain vegetables made it taste good...i cant remember what they were, though... :p
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05-01-2003, 12:01 PM	#26 (permalink)
Roxysbayou Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,376 Location: Louisiana Status: Married Female Swing Lifestyle Name:likethat	I took it as twirling his penis around in the cotton candy machine, rather than the stick. Which could be quite fun, if it weren't for the danger of him getting hurt. Mmmmmmm! Yummy!
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05-01-2003, 12:59 PM	#28 (permalink)
OhioCouple Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 6,619 Location: Ohio Status: Married Female	See my signature line.... Embarassed Lori (I can laugh at myself...I did think you were having a serious thought in the beginning...but I took the swirling on a stick as a joke...)
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