Self Suck

Semod · 02-12-2009, 12:59 PM

Did anybody catch the latest episode of Nip Tuck? It opened with a guy who wanted a penis reduction because he spent so much time sucking himself. As they were interviewing him, he made a statement that "every guy's tired it". Guy's, have you?

I'll start. Yes I have.

I've even had a number of dreams about doing it and succeeding. They've been those types of dreams where you wake up and it seemed so real. I'd never tell the Mrs about this, she's very anti guy guy. But if you think about it, isn't it really just another form of masturbation?

Oh, and in the episode, another character ended up with a broken neck. From a car accident.

Semod

it'sso · 02-12-2009, 02:02 PM

I would never bother to try. I would have to break more than my neck in order to reach it.

bbarnsworth · 02-12-2009, 02:18 PM

I certainly would have tried when I was younger and could actually get in a position to do it. But, I never had the thought until much later..when I could no longer get in that position without causing serious bodily harm

Willing29 · 02-12-2009, 03:43 PM

I had a friend one that said if he could do it he would never leave the house. I also remember a story from a gay fashion designer in NYC who said he had a back ache Monday morning from hanging upside down all weekend trying to suck himself

. I just thought he was BS'ing us.

Chicup · 02-13-2009, 03:57 PM

I put this into more of the myth category than reality.

Its not that some men can't suck themselves, but that it wouldnt' be all that great. Sort of like being able to tickle yourself, it just doesn't really work as well.

Lets put it this way I know myself better than my wife, I can therefore give myself a better HJ than my wife yet I will always opt for her to do it over me, because shes doing it so it feels better.

**BiloxiCouple** · 02-13-2009, 05:17 PM

XTube

It may be myth, but these guys are trying to prove you wrong...

Hotwallabies · 02-13-2009, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiloxiCouple

XTube

It may be myth, but these guys are trying to prove you wrong...

I always thought it was a myth as well. Now, I only wish it was a myth, Biloxi!

Yikes!

Chicup · 02-13-2009, 05:50 PM

I'm not saying it CAN'T be done.

I'm saying even if I could, I'd rather get it from someone else.

deeks242 · 02-13-2009, 09:43 PM

I did try it when I was younger ( and thinner) and could never do it. It's probably a good thing or as George Carlin reminded us "If could reach, I'd never leave the house. "

Willing29 · 02-14-2009, 07:37 AM

YIKES is putting it mildly!!!

NorCalRnS · 02-17-2009, 04:35 PM

This seems like a good place for my first post. It's funny that this comes up. My wife (S) and I (R) practice yoga and last week while we were in Plough I looked over at her and said, "If it were only a few inches longer, I could take care of this myself".

No matter how I try, I just could never bend like that. But I've seen video. Now if you're a woman and can service yourself orally, you belong in a circus.

R of RnS

**SW_PA_Couple** · 02-18-2009, 06:37 PM

OK, I held back for a little while. But now I have to do it.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
And cum on his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."

**fun4Ds** · 02-18-2009, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SW_PA_Couple

OK, I held back for a little while. But now I have to do it.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
And cum on his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."

Over and over I wanted to say the same thing

Then the only other thing I could think of was. You know how women complain they dont want a man to push the back of their head down.

I could imagine a woman pushing on one of the men who can do this and saying " Hows that feel, not so good does it... now you understand !!! "

DaBo · 02-20-2009, 08:46 PM

When I was younger and much more flexible, I spent many an hour perfecting the position and stretching the correct muscles. I did finally succeed, but was only able to get the head in my mouth.

I did give myself a lot of pleasure that way, too bad I'm not in the same shape I was back then.

almostnewbies · 02-20-2009, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SW_PA_Couple

OK, I held back for a little while. But now I have to do it.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
And cum on his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."

I wonder if the guys on MYTHBUSTERS would be game...

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02-12-2009, 12:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
Semod Here to Stay Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 34 Location: Missouri Status: Couple	Self Suck Did anybody catch the latest episode of Nip Tuck? It opened with a guy who wanted a penis reduction because he spent so much time sucking himself. As they were interviewing him, he made a statement that "every guy's tired it". Guy's, have you? I'll start. Yes I have. I've even had a number of dreams about doing it and succeeding. They've been those types of dreams where you wake up and it seemed so real. I'd never tell the Mrs about this, she's very anti guy guy. But if you think about it, isn't it really just another form of masturbation? Oh, and in the episode, another character ended up with a broken neck. From a car accident. Semod

02-12-2009, 02:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
it'sso Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 263 Location: Lakewood, Ohio Status: married male	Re: Self Suck I would never bother to try. I would have to break more than my neck in order to reach it.

02-12-2009, 02:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
bbarnsworth Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,870 Location: South Central Indiana Status: Couple	Re: Self Suck I certainly would have tried when I was younger and could actually get in a position to do it. But, I never had the thought until much later..when I could no longer get in that position without causing serious bodily harm

02-12-2009, 03:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
Willing29 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 322 Location: Central, NJ Status: very happily Married couple	Re: Self Suck I had a friend one that said if he could do it he would never leave the house. I also remember a story from a gay fashion designer in NYC who said he had a back ache Monday morning from hanging upside down all weekend trying to suck himself . I just thought he was BS'ing us.

02-13-2009, 03:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
Chicup Not a potential *** Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 4,093 Location: Under the bed Status: Tired	Re: Self Suck I put this into more of the myth category than reality. Its not that some men can't suck themselves, but that it wouldnt' be all that great. Sort of like being able to tickle yourself, it just doesn't really work as well. Lets put it this way I know myself better than my wife, I can therefore give myself a better HJ than my wife yet I will always opt for her to do it over me, because shes doing it so it feels better.

02-13-2009, 05:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
BiloxiCouple Julie's Helper Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 4,002 Location: Biloxi, Mississippi Status: Couple with benefits and retired Swing Lifestyle Name:graceful	Re: Self Suck XTube It may be myth, but these guys are trying to prove you wrong...
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02-13-2009, 05:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
Chicup Not a potential *** Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 4,093 Location: Under the bed Status: Tired	Re: Self Suck I'm not saying it CAN'T be done. I'm saying even if I could, I'd rather get it from someone else.

02-13-2009, 09:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
deeks242 Here to Stay Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 20 Location: Iowa Status: couple	Re: Self Suck I did try it when I was younger ( and thinner) and could never do it. It's probably a good thing or as George Carlin reminded us "If could reach, I'd never leave the house. "

02-14-2009, 07:37 AM	#10 (permalink)
Willing29 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 322 Location: Central, NJ Status: very happily Married couple	Re: Self Suck YIKES is putting it mildly!!!

02-17-2009, 04:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
NorCalRnS Here to Stay Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 13 Location: Sacramento, CA Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:NorCalRnS	Re: Self Suck This seems like a good place for my first post. It's funny that this comes up. My wife (S) and I (R) practice yoga and last week while we were in Plough I looked over at her and said, "If it were only a few inches longer, I could take care of this myself". No matter how I try, I just could never bend like that. But I've seen video. Now if you're a woman and can service yourself orally, you belong in a circus. R of RnS

02-18-2009, 06:37 PM	#12 (permalink)
SW_PA_Couple Julie's Helper Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,688 Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Status: a very married man Swing Lifestyle Name:SW_PA_Couple	Re: Self Suck OK, I held back for a little while. But now I have to do it. There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, And cum on his chin, "If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."
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02-20-2009, 08:46 PM	#14 (permalink)
DaBo Here to Stay Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 14 Location: Illinois Status: M.Male	Re: Self Suck When I was younger and much more flexible, I spent many an hour perfecting the position and stretching the correct muscles. I did finally succeed, but was only able to get the head in my mouth. I did give myself a lot of pleasure that way, too bad I'm not in the same shape I was back then.

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