Reasons to Have Sex

[likkit69]

70. "Because she wanted to go out for Chinese" sex. (inside joke)
69. Reasons? We don't need no stinkin' reasons!
68. Because we only see each other every few weeks so let's do it until we are exhausted sex.
67. Because "We're not dead yet" sex
68. Because "I can't keep up with a thread and post in order, so let's have sex" sex
66. We've never done it underwater before sex
65. I was doing my girlfriend, the wife walked in and I told her "You're next".
64. I just really need to get laid - sex
63. The Morning Woody Sex
62. "I'm stressed!" sex
61. It's the weekend sex
60. It's first thing in the morning and we're in the shower together sex
59. It will make us feel younger sex
58: We can say that it took us two years sex (over midnight on new years eve)
57. Santa came, now it's my turn sex (on Xmas)
56. I just discovered this position sex
55. It's halftime during the football game sex
54. Just for practice sex
53. Because that's what you do at the drive-in movies sex
52. I've got $300 burning a hole in my pocket sex
51. Turn-on reading Swingersboard thread sex
50. Because we love each other soooooooooo much, sex.
49. Because we were in the pool alone sex
48. We have been chatting with friends about sex, sex
47. She's asleep holding onto me sex
46. She's too drugged (from migraine medication) to say no, sex
45. To stop a headache sex
44. Because she's sad and blue sex
43. It's been 12 hours since we had sex, sex
42. Her nipples were hard, so am I sex
41. She is just so hot sex
40. I was next in line to have sex.
39. We need to break in the back seat of the new vehicle sex.
38. We're the only boat on this lake sex
37. First night in the hotel room on vacation sex
36. "We've never done it in this room before" sex
35. She smells too good not to have sex sex
34. Snuggled together in bed sex
33. She bent over in the shower sex
32. We've never done it in a tent before sex
31. I forgot to get you a present sex
30. I'm sorry sex
29. She couldn't find a place to sit and my face was available- sex.
28. "Because nothing says it better than sex" sex
27. Because it's so darn good
26. He's going out of town and I want him to remember me sex
25. I was having this dream where we were having sex sex
24. She just got home from an out-of-town trip sex
23. We just got a new porn movie sex
22. Wow that tshirt really got wet sex
21. Because there are no kids in the house sex
20. 'Cause it's cold and this is a great way to warm up sex
19. 'Cause I'm horny-as-hell sex
18. 'Cause he looks so damned hot in nothing but a pair of jeans sex
17. Long lunch hour sex (AKA "The Nooner")
16. Because she was snoring sex
15. Don't want TNT to get left out sex
14. Because the electricity is out and there's nothing else to do sex
13. "I'm bored, Wanna have?" sex
12. The day ends in a Y
11. Because the electricity is out and there's nothing else to do sex
10. I wanna' try out my new sex toy sex
9. Humpday sex
8. Just gotta bustanut sex
7. Having sex to change the subject
6. Cuz I can't get to sleep sex
5. Break-up sex
4. He thought I was making a move so I just went with it sex
3. Make-up sex
2. Revenge sex
1. Because s/he was naked sex
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[truckerbuddy]

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71. We gotta have sex in all 48 states, sex

70. "Because she wanted to go out for Chinese" sex. (inside joke)
69. Reasons? We don't need no stinkin' reasons!
68. Because we only see each other every few weeks so let's do it until we are exhausted sex.
67. Because "We're not dead yet" sex
68. Because "I can't keep up with a thread and post in order, so let's have sex" sex
66. We've never done it underwater before sex
65. I was doing my girlfriend, the wife walked in and I told her "You're next".
64. I just really need to get laid - sex
63. The Morning Woody Sex
62. "I'm stressed!" sex
61. It's the weekend sex
60. It's first thing in the morning and we're in the shower together sex
59. It will make us feel younger sex
58: We can say that it took us two years sex (over midnight on new years eve)
57. Santa came, now it's my turn sex (on Xmas)
56. I just discovered this position sex
55. It's halftime during the football game sex
54. Just for practice sex
53. Because that's what you do at the drive-in movies sex
52. I've got $300 burning a hole in my pocket sex
51. Turn-on reading Swingersboard thread sex
50. Because we love each other soooooooooo much, sex.
49. Because we were in the pool alone sex
48. We have been chatting with friends about sex, sex
47. She's asleep holding onto me sex
46. She's too drugged (from migraine medication) to say no, sex
45. To stop a headache sex
44. Because she's sad and blue sex
43. It's been 12 hours since we had sex, sex
42. Her nipples were hard, so am I sex
41. She is just so hot sex
40. I was next in line to have sex.
39. We need to break in the back seat of the new vehicle sex.
38. We're the only boat on this lake sex
37. First night in the hotel room on vacation sex
36. "We've never done it in this room before" sex
35. She smells too good not to have sex sex
34. Snuggled together in bed sex
33. She bent over in the shower sex
32. We've never done it in a tent before sex
31. I forgot to get you a present sex
30. I'm sorry sex
29. She couldn't find a place to sit and my face was available- sex.
28. "Because nothing says it better than sex" sex
27. Because it's so darn good
26. He's going out of town and I want him to remember me sex
25. I was having this dream where we were having sex sex
24. She just got home from an out-of-town trip sex
23. We just got a new porn movie sex
22. Wow that tshirt really got wet sex
21. Because there are no kids in the house sex
20. 'Cause it's cold and this is a great way to warm up sex
19. 'Cause I'm horny-as-hell sex
18. 'Cause he looks so damned hot in nothing but a pair of jeans sex
17. Long lunch hour sex (AKA "The Nooner")
16. Because she was snoring sex
15. Don't want TNT to get left out sex
14. Because the electricity is out and there's nothing else to do sex
13. "I'm bored, Wanna have?" sex
12. The day ends in a Y
11. Because the electricity is out and there's nothing else to do sex
10. I wanna' try out my new sex toy sex
9. Humpday sex
8. Just gotta bustanut sex
7. Having sex to change the subject
6. Cuz I can't get to sleep sex
5. Break-up sex
4. He thought I was making a move so I just went with it sex
3. Make-up sex
2. Revenge sex
1. Because s/he was naked sex
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[LFM2]

You need reasons to have sex?

[bbarnsworth]

Originally Posted by LFM2

You need reasons to have sex?

BZZT. Sorry. Duplicate. That's #69

[LFM2]

Whew! I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think that!