How often do you masterbate & When?

[JustAskJulie]

I've discovered recently (thanks to my husband) that masterbation can be a great way to wake up... kinda like a good jolt of caffeine, so when I'm laying in bed in the morning not wanting to get up, I try to rub myself awake. Occasionally, I'll just get horny and Pet's not around so I will masturbate then as well (and sometimes we masterbate together).

So what about you? How often do you masterbate? is it a daily thing? Just once in a while? And don't even try to tell us never! LOL.

[fordman460]

Whenever the mood strikes me. Helps to take the edge off.

[ViSexual]

When I was younger I'd masturbate, to completion, a lot.

Now, I prefer to save the 'completion' for when I'm with my partner.

I do love to masturbate daily though, mostly in the early morning while sitting at my computer.

[WeUse]

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

. . . So what about you? How often do you masterbate? is it a daily thing? Just once in a while? . . .

Julie, in response to this very personal question, I have to tell you that it all depends strictly on the circumstances. I masturbate only when I'm tired, not tired, hungry, not hungry, feeling horny, might feel horny, maybe going to feel horny, lonely, not lonely, feel I need to wake up, need to get to sleep, thinking of my woman, not thinking of my woman, thinking of my neighbor's woman, thinking of nothing in particular.

Seriously, when I was 14 - 17, it was possibly an "hourly" thing. Then when I got older, had to work like hell, I was too tired; then, when it occurred to me that I was "wearing it out", I reverted to life as a teenager - What fun!!!!

I used to masturbate before a "hot date" so as not to be the victim (or at least the perpetrator) of pre-mature ejactulation.

Want to to hear a "sad" masturbation story? In my youth (age 19-21) I spend much of that time in the National Naval Medical Center - Hospital at Bethesda, Md. That was during the Vietnam War where land mines were the "weapon of choice" by the VC (VietCong). The effects of a land mine is about what it is today in Iraq and Afganistan. It blows the legs off the poor bastard who steps on one. Hence, at Bethesda, we had quite a number of Marines with no legs, and often their arms were also missing.

One poor guy was threatened with being court marshaled if he was caught masturbating again.

Another fellow (age 17) was trying to contort his body so he could give himself a head job. He was having a bitch of a time. He had no arms or legs below the knees!

A nurse (a Lt. jg [junior grade = second Lt. in the army]) got caught giving a guy a head job. The military did a job on her career, her personal life, and her academic status, such that she would have been lucky to get a job of switching bed pans in a west Texas (Bush country) first aide station during the grave-yard shift. I knew the lady personally! She was the cousin of the lady I was engaged to marry. I knew she had intended to make the military her career. Instead, she became a "school nurse" in a West Va. mining town of approximately 1,300 population.

What she got so severely busted on was "fratenizing with an enlisted man". She was an officer, and the poor bastard with no legs and no arms was merely a lance corporal in the USMC.

For these guys, many of whom had been there for months/years, masturbation was no "minor entertainment or hobby", it had reached a point of being one of the few ways they could identify/reveal who they were as males, youthful, and with something they thought was worthwhile to contribute.

[WeUse]

Anyone have a thing for masturbating on an airplane - either one's self or the person in the seat next to you?

[fun4Ds]

Well, I was trying to give it up somewhat !

Thanks allot, peer pressure. Thats all I needed now

[funcpl4life]

On most days that I don't have sex. So 3-7 times times a week. Usually at night after everybody else has gone to sleep.

Mr. FC4L

[vasilie]

i'll pretty much do it when ever, but my favorite time is when i'm a little hung over and no one is around to help me out. i find that the endorphins released from sex or in this case masturbation relieve my headaches and other ailments caused from a hang over.

[Trace Ekies]

At least some everyday...as ViSexual pointed out, I prefer to finish with my SO or play partner. In fact, I can go for days without finishing and enjoy the buildup more than the finale.

Like WeUse, I need very specific circumstances to enjoy myself.

In the end, you can't beat that kind of fun.

[JustAskJulie]

WeUse,
You really know how to bring a thread down! That was depressing! I think I need to go masturbate now to cheer myself up.

[rt829]

Originally Posted by fordman460

Whenever the mood strikes me. Helps to take the edge off.

That's pretty much me also. Although as I get older, I need to take the edge off more often.

[nhcpl1968]

We ever the urges hits

[Malachista]

well, usually when I have a hard time falling asleep - so most nights
more if I am in the mood, a LOT more if I'm really horny

[fordman460]

Originally Posted by rt829

That's pretty much me also. Although as I get older, I need to take the edge off more often.

Me too. Its kinda opposite to how I thought it was supposed to be.

[bibbwtoronto]

I find that I often masterbate in the morning when I should be getting my ass in gear for work. It is like a tool of procrastination for me some days! Hubby tends to masterbate at night after I go to bed a few nights a week.
When I masterbate I get hornier, when he does he gets off and is good for a bit. Wake me up and do me dammit!!