How often do you masterbate & When?

[Vjklander]

I never masterbate, but I masturbate daily. At least.

[Pinmonkey]

i've givin it up.


mostly.

[Sir Dude]

Usually at night before bed. Sometimes, if I'm home alone. Sometimes in the morning shower, if I wake up in the mood.

I would guess, once every other day.

[mervsmom97]

I whacked of three times just reading this post, lol

[theboy]

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

So what about you? How often do you masterbate? is it a daily thing? Just once in a while? And don't even try to tell us never! LOL.

It's so very rare for me to do - my wife definitely has a higher sex drive than me, so it's a matter of whenever I want sex, I can have sex. Sometimes more than I can handle

So I don't really masturbate very often. Every great once in a while, but really other than that I'm so busy. I know it sounds like a cop-out.

When I was with my ex, who only wanted to have sex once a month (or once every other month) I'd do it 2-3 times a day. Huge difference!

[LikeMinds321]

I'll usually masturbate a couple times a week, but I have gone without for two weeks because I was so mentally busy and physically drained by the end of the day that 'M'ing was way down on my list of priorities.

For me it's the lazy woman's way to keep sexually fit. I'm flat on my back in bed at the end of my day and I usually have sexual energy to burn and can't get to sleep so I masturbate if MrLM has already gone to sleep. An orgasm puts me into deep sleep in minutes.

I've never thought about masturbating in the morning when I wake up. I'll have to try that.

LM

[sweet_tna]

I do it whenever the mood strikes--which is typically after I've worn Mr. Sweet out , when he's on travel, or if I happen to be alone long enough to feel relaxed/horny. Mr. Sweet loves to watch me do it, so sometimes it's part our our playtime.

If I had to average it out, I'd say 6-8 times a week (more if Mr. Sweet is traveling).

=)

[WeUse]

Originally Posted by JustAskJulie

WeUse,
You really know how to bring a thread down! That was depressing! I think I need to go masturbate now to cheer myself up.

Incredibly depressing! All those young men who could die for their country, but not legally whack off or get a beer in peace!!

See why its done so often to lift the weight of the world’s problems from our shoulders? No matter what was plaguing us, a few minutes of skilled “finger-hand action” and whatever it was, has taken a back seat.

Also, a great cure for pre-mature ejaculation. Is also a great way for staying awake during night driving. How many uses are there for this wonderful thing? Anyone up for a contest!

[lustylearning]

Originally Posted by WeUse

Want to to hear a "sad" masturbation story? In my youth (age 19-21) I spend much of that time in the National Naval Medical Center - Hospital at Bethesda, Md. That was during the Vietnam War where land mines were the "weapon of choice" by the VC (VietCong). The effects of a land mine is about what it is today in Iraq and Afganistan. It blows the legs off the poor bastard who steps on one. Hence, at Bethesda, we had quite a number of Marines with no legs, and often their arms were also missing.

One poor guy was threatened with being court marshaled if he was caught masturbating again.

Another fellow (age 17) was trying to contort his body so he could give himself a head job. He was having a bitch of a time. He had no arms or legs below the knees!

A nurse (a Lt. jg [junior grade = second Lt. in the army]) got caught giving a guy a head job. The military did a job on her career, her personal life, and her academic status, such that she would have been lucky to get a job of switching bed pans in a west Texas (Bush country) first aide station during the grave-yard shift. I knew the lady personally! She was the cousin of the lady I was engaged to marry. I knew she had intended to make the military her career. Instead, she became a "school nurse" in a West Va. mining town of approximately 1,300 population.

What she got so severely busted on was "fratenizing with an enlisted man". She was an officer, and the poor bastard with no legs and no arms was merely a lance corporal in the USMC.

For these guys, many of whom had been there for months/years, masturbation was no "minor entertainment or hobby", it had reached a point of being one of the few ways they could identify/reveal who they were as males, youthful, and with something they thought was worthwhile to contribute.

Whoa! Sad, yes, but thank you for sharing. I had never considered what the loss of that simple freedom could be like, what an affront to one's personhood it could be.

[WeUse]

My concern is what are we going to do about the guys coming back from Iraq and Afghanistan?

While we hear about the roadside bombs that are notorious for causing head trauma, there are still a lot of IEDs and land mines taking their toll.

Any suggestions as to how we can take care of these poor guys (and women too, I supose?)

[Vjklander]

Volunteer at your local Veteran's Center. There will be plenty of money to go around, this being an election year, but long term, there is no substitute for the TIME of people who care.

[Chris&Amelia]

Originally Posted by WeUse

A nurse (a Lt. jg [junior grade = second Lt. in the army]) got caught giving a guy a head job. The military did a job on her career, her personal life, and her academic status, such that she would have been lucky to get a job of switching bed pans in a west Texas (Bush country) first aide station during the grave-yard shift. I knew the lady personally! She was the cousin of the lady I was engaged to marry. I knew she had intended to make the military her career. Instead, she became a "school nurse" in a West Va. mining town of approximately 1,300 population.

What she got so severely busted on was "fratenizing with an enlisted man". She was an officer, and the poor bastard with no legs and no arms was merely a lance corporal in the USMC.

I can assure you things have changed, at least unofficially. In the mid-90's, I was a Combat Medic (E-4, Specialist) and Amelia was a RN (O-2, First Lieutenant). Affairs between officers and enlisted were unofficially acknowledged. Nobody talked about it but everybody knew it happened.

We had to get permission from our Company Commander to get married, and the Captain asked us "So, you guys haven't been engaging in sex, right? (wink wink)". So, yeah, there ya go.

But I was also assured by my brother, who was (still is) in the Army, that such things were only tolerated in Medical for some reason...

[Chris&Amelia]

As for the original question... I usually masturbate whenever the urge strikes me, which is usually at night when Amelia's at work. If I do, I'll usually do it twice a night... but I can go a couple of days without it.

As to where... it's either in the bedroom lying on the bed (with a nearby towel for handy cleanup) or in the bathroom before I take a shower. (I usually don't masturbate IN the shower... it's been a while since I have).

As for Amelia... I don't really know. She doesn't provide me with a schedule.

[cupl4fun]

Just about any ol' time the mood strikes us, but at least 1 to 2 times a day. In the shower lots, in bed just before sleep.

[crazi429]

I stroke it as often as I can Always first thing in the morning and if possible at night before bed. Almost always sitting here at computer looking at Pics or porn. My SO works nights so my nights are mostly lonely.