Man Up

**BiloxiCouple** · 02-29-2008, 07:12 AM

Alright it's time to MAN UP to the situation in hand.

When you masturbate where do you "drop" it at/on/in? What catches your load? How do you get rid of the evidence?

Time to MAN UP

napkins

Now if there is a woman who can WOMAN UP...

Spoomonkey · 03-03-2008, 09:21 PM

As a monkey, I can be seen on Discovery and the National Geographic channel stroking my sausage, so I can't deny I do it. Where it lands however, has a lot to do with where I am at the time.

Chances are, you are standing in some right now

Spoomonkey

**fun4Ds** · 03-03-2008, 09:44 PM

I cant say Its planned or controlled,

So I just let it fly. I usually go for distance and altitude but its not like we have to paint the walls or ceiling to often . We change and wash the sheets and bed spread as often as needed

.

hanmohorny · 03-03-2008, 10:16 PM

Next full moon look up. How do you think those crater got there.
Just a joke but it does not stop me from trying.

Mr. Sweet · 03-03-2008, 10:29 PM

Now if I were to tell, wouldn't that just spoil all the fun for the hotel maid the next time I'm away from Mrs. Sweet..

sweet_tna · 03-03-2008, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Now if there is a woman who can WOMAN UP...

We have a mattress liner for just this reason, but I usually grab a towel if I'm gonna' self-service.

=)

i10v3m0n3y · 03-03-2008, 11:59 PM

lol same here. distance is fun. but it goes were ever. my eyes usualy close for some reason

just grab a towel

Chris&Amelia · 03-04-2008, 05:25 AM

This is an odd topic, but far be it from me to back away from a challenge.

That being said... "Washcloth"

Assuming I'm not using the "Fleshlight" that Amelia got me (she calls it "her silent Doppelgänger")

Trace Ekies · 03-04-2008, 07:11 AM

I don't do it...I'm afraid I'll go blind and that I'll have to shave my palms. We're back to that blow-up doll again.

Spoo...so you're responsible for that squishy sound. Thanks.

On the outside chance I might do it...my preferred "LZ" is Mrs. Ekies and my second is the wife of a close friend.

But generally it's the shower floor.

Trace

**LikeMinds321** · 03-04-2008, 10:23 AM

You "adult" guys and your schlong shots (try to say that three times)...why you get into this I'll never know.

Next you'll be talking about how far you can piss up a wall.

LM

**two4youinswva** · 03-04-2008, 04:37 PM

When I was 18: The ceiling.
Now: Wet Wipes!

Quote:

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

Next you'll be talking about how far you can piss up a wall.

I haven't tried that before, but, let me tell you about the time as a kid when I pissed off the 7th floor balcony at the beach........

Spoomonkey · 03-04-2008, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trace Ekies

Spoo...so you're responsible for that squishy sound. Thanks.

No problem. I'm a giver that way

Spoomonkey

**LikeMinds321** · 03-04-2008, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by two4youinswva

I haven't tried that before, but, let me tell you about the time as a kid when I pissed off the 7th floor balcony at the beach........

Seven floors up...

I have to ask, was it one continual stream that connected you to the ground, or was it a fluid pencil of liquid that moved through the air and pierced the earth like a javelin?

LM

**good times** · 03-04-2008, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

Next you'll be talking about how far you can piss up a wall.

Roughly 6' 3 7/8" is my best effort.

**two4youinswva** · 03-04-2008, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LikeMinds321

Seven floors up...

I have to ask, was it one continual stream that connected you to the ground, or was it a fluid pencil of liquid that moved through the air and pierced the earth like a javelin?

Hehehe
I was quite a young lad, and it called for a high level of trajectory to clear the rail (you don't want the dreaded "splashback"). I went for the Star Wars laser bursts (Pew! Pew! Pew!), working for pinpoint accuracy across the parking lot, but never making it past the shrubs.

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02-29-2008, 07:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
BiloxiCouple YOUR PLACE OR OURS?? Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,757 Location: Biloxi, Mississippi Status: Couple with benefits SLS Name:graceful	Man Up Alright it's time to MAN UP to the situation in hand. When you masturbate where do you "drop" it at/on/in? What catches your load? How do you get rid of the evidence? Time to MAN UP napkins Now if there is a woman who can WOMAN UP... __________________ Billy & Elaine You can't fix stupid...

03-03-2008, 09:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Spoomonkey Chimpin' Ain't Easy Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 6,563 Location: Ohio Status: Married Monkeys - will you be our vine? SLS Name:Spoomonkey	Re: Man Up As a monkey, I can be seen on Discovery and the National Geographic channel stroking my sausage, so I can't deny I do it. Where it lands however, has a lot to do with where I am at the time. Chances are, you are standing in some right now Spoomonkey __________________ "Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities." - C. S. Lewis

03-03-2008, 09:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
fun4Ds Julie's Helper Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,958 Location: Indiana. Status: couple SLS Name:mrmrsfun Blog Entries: 15	Re: Man Up I cant say Its planned or controlled, So I just let it fly. I usually go for distance and altitude but its not like we have to paint the walls or ceiling to often . We change and wash the sheets and bed spread as often as needed . __________________ well... at least we are normal pervs

03-03-2008, 10:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
hanmohorny Registered Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 6 Location: Missouri Status: couple	Re: Man Up Next full moon look up. How do you think those crater got there. Just a joke but it does not stop me from trying.

03-03-2008, 10:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Sweet Here to Stay Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 97 Location: Poconos, PA Status: Too busy reading all of Mrs. Sweet's posts SLS Name:sweet_tna	Re: Man Up Now if I were to tell, wouldn't that just spoil all the fun for the hotel maid the next time I'm away from Mrs. Sweet..

03-03-2008, 11:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
i10v3m0n3y Active Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 16 Location: Pomona, California Status: single male	Re: Man Up lol same here. distance is fun. but it goes were ever. my eyes usualy close for some reason just grab a towel

03-04-2008, 05:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
Chris&Amelia Don't poke an eye out! Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,441 Location: Pennsylvania - The Poconos Status: The C of C&A SLS Name:PA_Panache	Re: Man Up This is an odd topic, but far be it from me to back away from a challenge. That being said... "Washcloth" Assuming I'm not using the "Fleshlight" that Amelia got me (she calls it "her silent Doppelgänger") __________________ "May God be with you."

03-04-2008, 07:11 AM	#9 (permalink)
Trace Ekies Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 137 Location: Central Florida Status: Couple	Re: Man Up I don't do it...I'm afraid I'll go blind and that I'll have to shave my palms. We're back to that blow-up doll again. Spoo...so you're responsible for that squishy sound. Thanks. On the outside chance I might do it...my preferred "LZ" is Mrs. Ekies and my second is the wife of a close friend. But generally it's the shower floor. Trace

03-04-2008, 10:23 AM	#10 (permalink)
LikeMinds321 Let's get comfortable... Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 8,542 Location: On the couch Status: Married to Mr LM	Re: Man Up You "adult" guys and your schlong shots (try to say that three times)...why you get into this I'll never know. Next you'll be talking about how far you can piss up a wall. LM

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