Ejector seat

socolais · 04-09-2007, 10:56 AM

Ejector seat - the mother of all kegles - spontaneous eviction.......

You know the pleasant surprise when she suddenly coughs or sneezes and the slip becomes more powerful than the grip and the eviction is quicker than if you had failed to pay the rent. The feeling of being shot out of the warmest, juiciest, most comfortable canon...... so whatcha think???

socolais · 04-09-2007, 11:21 AM

I just wanted to try my hand at creating a poll. and wanted a subject I couldn't locate via the search feature.

I think everybody has had this happen at one time or another. My favorite experience was in the woman on top position while we were moving slowly and all of a sudden she sneezed and shot me completely out of her. We had a good laugh and it felt damn good. Makes me think there may be a better use for that little feather duster after all.

I think of the cough expulsion as a lower frequency, bassy event where the buildup is a little slower and the contraction is deeper. and the sneeze expulsion is higher pitched and perhaps a sharper contraction.

But it's all good!!

LOL_OMG · 04-09-2007, 10:30 PM

Don't forget the gag ejection, heh. I've been squeezed, shot and squirted out by Mrs. Lol a few times, and yeah it's pretty cool.

Mr. Lol

bdrcc1 · 11-18-2007, 04:15 PM

Quick hide the ALLERGY Pills

sweet_tna · 11-18-2007, 04:58 PM

What about "other?" In my case, a fit of the giggles can cause me to squeeze and pop my honey right out.

=)

socolais · 11-19-2007, 09:57 AM

Now, giggles sounds amazingly cool!!!! I wonder how I could arrange that. If I tickle her for more than a few seconds, we'll break into a wrestling match. Maybe we should hire a clown for the next house party.....

prettylady · 11-19-2007, 01:04 PM

LOL

I have no comment, but HAVE to say that made me laugh my ass off.
Nice first poll
Your friend,
Prettylady (who is presently ignoring the dishes in the sink and really, really should turn off damn computer)

hmr · 11-22-2007, 11:19 PM

I does not always take a sneeze. Mrs has such powerful orgasms, especially when squirting, that she has been known to squeeze out the largest and hardest of cocks.

Trust me that it can be one hell of a wonderful feeling

Spoomonkey · 11-22-2007, 11:27 PM

I went with "what is this clown talking about?" because I've never had this happen. I don't make women sneeze, I make them dry heave... Which gives a wholly different sensation...

But - man - how did I miss this fabulous poll?

We have long needed a pollster with a sense of humor around here!

Spoomonkey

Ed & Bunny · 11-22-2007, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweet_tna

What about "other?" In my case, a fit of the giggles can cause me to squeeze and pop my honey right out.

=)

Bunny is not allowed to giggle during sex. out I come, and there is no getting back in.

MRnMSbhaven · 12-05-2007, 02:01 PM

I plead the 5th.

Ms B

**fun4Ds** · 02-13-2008, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MRnMSbhaven

I plead the 5th.

Ms B

Painfully laughing,

cant reply with out approval.

**BiloxiCouple** · 02-15-2008, 08:21 AM

Then there is something to be said for a woman with a smoker's hack?

It might not evict you, but when it grabs your penis with a tight, immediate squeeze it is something to be felt.

Just take your pointing finger and wrap it around with your other hand (like a penis in a vagina) and cough and squeeze at the same time. That's the start of what it feels like for a guy.

willyoats · 02-15-2008, 08:00 PM

Inadvertant side effect of being ejected: one night in a threesome, the other guy had finished and I was in my partner. The guy was just closing the door as he left the room when wifey coughed and ejected me quite violently. We started to laugh loudly, and the poor bastard said later that he thought we were laughing at him. We clamed him down. No harm done, but we still chuckle about that night.

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View Poll Results: Hypervelocity coitus interruptus?
Sneeze me to death, baby!!! Want some more snuff?	18	13.95%
You have the sexiest cough I've ever encountered!!!	15	11.63%
Warn me next time. By the way, can you aim that thang?	11	8.53%
Vaginal expulsion is cool, but anal rules!!!	17	13.18%
A poll is not complete unless there an "all of the above" options.	12	9.30%
What's this clown talking about???	66	51.16%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 129. You may not vote on this poll

04-09-2007, 10:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
socolais nothin special Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 869 Location: Dallas Status: M. Male - half of a novice swinging couple SLS Name:Bruce_Melissa Blog Entries: 11	Ejector seat Ejector seat - the mother of all kegles - spontaneous eviction....... You know the pleasant surprise when she suddenly coughs or sneezes and the slip becomes more powerful than the grip and the eviction is quicker than if you had failed to pay the rent. The feeling of being shot out of the warmest, juiciest, most comfortable canon...... so whatcha think??? __________________ Drama sold separately,,,,, some assembly required.....

04-09-2007, 11:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
socolais nothin special Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 869 Location: Dallas Status: M. Male - half of a novice swinging couple SLS Name:Bruce_Melissa Blog Entries: 11	Re: Ejector seat I just wanted to try my hand at creating a poll. and wanted a subject I couldn't locate via the search feature. I think everybody has had this happen at one time or another. My favorite experience was in the woman on top position while we were moving slowly and all of a sudden she sneezed and shot me completely out of her. We had a good laugh and it felt damn good. Makes me think there may be a better use for that little feather duster after all. I think of the cough expulsion as a lower frequency, bassy event where the buildup is a little slower and the contraction is deeper. and the sneeze expulsion is higher pitched and perhaps a sharper contraction. But it's all good!! __________________ Drama sold separately,,,,, some assembly required.....

04-09-2007, 10:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
LOL_OMG Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 938 Location: where we're at Status: Couple SLS Name:LOL_OMG	Re: Ejector seat Don't forget the gag ejection, heh. I've been squeezed, shot and squirted out by Mrs. Lol a few times, and yeah it's pretty cool. Mr. Lol __________________ Somebody better go back and get a shitload of dimes!!!

11-18-2007, 04:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
bdrcc1 Here to Stay Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 36 Location: Mt. Status: couple SLS Name:bdrcc	Re: Ejector seat Quick hide the ALLERGY Pills

11-18-2007, 04:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
sweet_tna Being good is overrated Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,928 Location: Poconos, PA Status: The boss of Mr. Sweet SLS Name:Sweet_tna	Re: Ejector seat What about "other?" In my case, a fit of the giggles can cause me to squeeze and pop my honey right out. =) __________________ I'd rather go to hell for doing something I enjoyed than die wondering what it's like.

11-19-2007, 09:57 AM	#6 (permalink)
socolais nothin special Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 869 Location: Dallas Status: M. Male - half of a novice swinging couple SLS Name:Bruce_Melissa Blog Entries: 11	Re: Ejector seat Now, giggles sounds amazingly cool!!!! I wonder how I could arrange that. If I tickle her for more than a few seconds, we'll break into a wrestling match. Maybe we should hire a clown for the next house party..... __________________ Drama sold separately,,,,, some assembly required.....

11-19-2007, 01:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
prettylady anything boys can do.... Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,751 Location: Utopia Status: Trouble maker SLS Name:playtoys69 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Ejector seat LOL I have no comment, but HAVE to say that made me laugh my ass off. Nice first poll Your friend, Prettylady (who is presently ignoring the dishes in the sink and really, really should turn off damn computer) __________________ To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

11-22-2007, 11:19 PM	#8 (permalink)
hmr hmr Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 416 Location: Roanoke,VA Status: Couple SLS Name:hmr	Re: Ejector seat I does not always take a sneeze. Mrs has such powerful orgasms, especially when squirting, that she has been known to squeeze out the largest and hardest of cocks. Trust me that it can be one hell of a wonderful feeling __________________ hmr

11-22-2007, 11:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
Spoomonkey Chimpin' Ain't Easy Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 6,563 Location: Ohio Status: Married Monkeys - will you be our vine? SLS Name:Spoomonkey	Re: Ejector seat I went with "what is this clown talking about?" because I've never had this happen. I don't make women sneeze, I make them dry heave... Which gives a wholly different sensation... But - man - how did I miss this fabulous poll? We have long needed a pollster with a sense of humor around here! Spoomonkey __________________ "Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities." - C. S. Lewis

12-05-2007, 02:01 PM	#11 (permalink)
MRnMSbhaven Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 161 Location: Wisconsin Status: Couple SLS Name:mrnmsbhaven	Re: Ejector seat I plead the 5th. Ms B

02-15-2008, 08:21 AM	#13 (permalink)
BiloxiCouple YOUR PLACE OR OURS?? Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,757 Location: Biloxi, Mississippi Status: Couple with benefits SLS Name:graceful	Re: Ejector seat Then there is something to be said for a woman with a smoker's hack? It might not evict you, but when it grabs your penis with a tight, immediate squeeze it is something to be felt. Just take your pointing finger and wrap it around with your other hand (like a penis in a vagina) and cough and squeeze at the same time. That's the start of what it feels like for a guy. __________________ Billy & Elaine You can't fix stupid...

02-15-2008, 08:00 PM	#14 (permalink)
willyoats Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 216 Location: lady lake, fl	Re: Ejector seat Inadvertant side effect of being ejected: one night in a threesome, the other guy had finished and I was in my partner. The guy was just closing the door as he left the room when wifey coughed and ejected me quite violently. We started to laugh loudly, and the poor bastard said later that he thought we were laughing at him. We clamed him down. No harm done, but we still chuckle about that night.

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