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This is a discussion on Post Number 3 within the Let's Talk About Sex forums, part of the The Topic of Sex category; So I have to post 10 of these things to get my own avatar so this is post three. What ...
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09-21-2006, 06:17 PM
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| Active Member  Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 40 Location: miami Status: bi female  |  Post Number 3 So I have to post 10 of these things to get my own avatar so this is post three. What would you do if you got a set of anal beads stuck so far up your rear end during play that they went missing for days: Would you A: Live on X Lax and hope for the best B: Go to your GP who also happens to be your husbands/wifes golf partner C: Face a steep emergency room bill for the annyomous less embarrasing approach if there ever is one in this kind of situation. Bonus points are awarded if this or something similar has ever happened to you, do share... |
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09-21-2006, 06:27 PM
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| Very, very intense!  Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 64 Location: Iowa Status: a sorta married female who is "single" now. | Re: Post Number 3 I'd go with the X-lax for a couple days and then the ER. No way would I see my GP if he/she new my husband. Is there something you need to tell us?  |
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09-21-2006, 06:55 PM
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| Mmmmm...tasty!  | Re: Post Number 3 How 'bout none of the above....Reason 332 why we don't use anal beads.....  Pepper
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09-21-2006, 07:46 PM
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| Mod Squad Member  Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 6,415 Location: Reno, Nevada Status: Married to Mrs Good Times SLS Name:randp  | Re: Post Number 3 I am with Pepper & Drew on this one, but if it did somehow happen, I would say I would be going to jail, so the beads would be the least of my problems. Why going to jail you ask? Well, that is traditionally where they send you after you beat the crap out of somebody for shoving anal beads up your ass. 
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09-21-2006, 08:46 PM
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| She is sb and he is jr  Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 139 Location: Maryland, Annapolis Area Status: Couple | Re: Post Number 3 This reminded me of a situation that happened recently. My son was in the hospital, having his appendix removed. While I was in the emergency waiting room, a young woman was standing next me. She and I began the usual chitchat as to why I was there and when I asked her reason for being there her face became bright red. She told me she and her boyfriend had been having sex that morning and while trying "something new" that "something new" had become stuck in her. Throughout the day, she had worked herself into paranoid frenzy and decided to go to the hospital regardless of how humiliated and embarrassed she would be in explaining to the doctor her problem. She did not elaborate what was stuck and where but I had my ideas. A few hours later I saw her leaving the hospital and asked her if “everything came out ok” and she was happy to report it had. sb |
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09-21-2006, 09:11 PM
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| Your Hostess  Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 22,268 Location: Alabama Status: Female SLS Name:swingersboard Blog Entries: 59 | Re: Post Number 3 FYI, you have 18 posts, and you had more than 10 before you posted today. |
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09-21-2006, 09:56 PM
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| Swingers Board Addict  Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 281 Location: Florida Status: Single Male | Re: Post Number 3 LOL@Bimickie!!!!! Yup, Julie's right. I put up a new avatar right after I hit 11 posts. And for the record, I'd take 6 capsules of Dr. Schultz's Intestinal Formula #1 after a good meal and drink LOTS of water (MUCH more gentler than Ex-Lax!). Last edited by Dooode : 09-21-2006 at 10:11 PM. Reason: spelling mistake |
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09-21-2006, 11:24 PM
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| Sex is emotion in motion!  | Re: Post Number 3 Quote:
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09-22-2006, 12:37 PM
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| Active Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 40 Location: miami Status: bi female | Re: Post Number 3 great answers peeps keep them cum-ing Julie i thought 10 posts meant that but after i had posted 10 times i didnt see the custom avatar option, so i presumed it meant 10 new posts as in 10 new topics, perhaps the custom avatar thing should be on the top of the avatar form and not on the bottom its kinda lost to dummies like me now getting back to getting stuff lost in your backdoor lol |
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