Things you should never say (do) to a naked man

Hapycmpr · 09-13-2006, 08:15 AM

So here I sit this morning in my computer chair. Just got out of bed, coffee in hand surfing the Swingers Board. Did I mention that I was naked? So Patti comes out of the bedroom dressed ready to leave, she gives me a kiss, looks down and says, "Ohhh....How cute!"

Well, all I can say is that some are "show-ers" and some are "grow-ers". It's a good thing that I'm secure in my manhood and that I love that woman.....

So, what else can you think of that shouldn't be said (done) to a naked man????

Amanda69 · 09-13-2006, 08:24 AM

1) Pointing and laughing
2) Looking away and giggling
3) Are you cold?

all4fun · 09-13-2006, 09:13 AM

"Where's the Beef?"
"Don't worry,it's not the size that counts"

and one to use if you really wanted to break it off with a man,
"That really isn't worth the effort."

Dooode · 09-13-2006, 12:55 PM

"Whoa buddy. Nice rack you got there! Do you shop at Victoria's Secret?"

Thrax · 09-13-2006, 01:52 PM

"That reminds me, I have to replace a button on my fur coat."
"You finish frying the bacon while I make the toast."
"Could you please hold this chainsaw for me?"

(Just in case you were wondering, these are not from personal experience.)

Thrax

ohash01 · 09-13-2006, 03:45 PM

Where'd it go? OR
You're DONE?

intuition897 · 09-13-2006, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrax

"That reminds me, I have to replace a button on my fur coat."
"You finish frying the bacon while I make the toast."
"Could you please hold this chainsaw for me?"

(Just in case you were wondering, these are not from personal experience.)

Thrax

mao

Thrax · 09-13-2006, 05:49 PM

"Well, yes, it is true that I've never done this before, sir, but how difficult can it be to insert a catheter?"

Thrax

naughtyblonde · 09-13-2006, 06:12 PM

"Oh, by the way, I was on the boards today & ran across this great article about how size doesn't really matter..."

"I've heard of balls retracting into your body when cold, but I didn't know penises did that too. Wait, it's warm in here!"

Thrax · 09-13-2006, 06:20 PM

fordman460 · 09-13-2006, 06:45 PM

" So just exactly who are you going to satisfy with THAT?!?"

telly2 · 09-13-2006, 06:58 PM

"It's not the size of the ship,it's the motion of the ocean!"(quietly whisper)
"but it still takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat"

Mr.Telly2.

sbjr3 · 09-13-2006, 06:58 PM

Is it in yet?

**TNT** · 09-13-2006, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fordman460

" So just exactly who are you going to satisfy with THAT?!?"

me!

Ted

Spoomonkey · 09-13-2006, 09:18 PM

"You're way hotter than my last cell mate."

Spoomonkey

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09-13-2006, 08:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hapycmpr Here to Stay Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 34 Location: Michigan Status: Couple SLS Name:happycmprs	Things you should never say (do) to a naked man So here I sit this morning in my computer chair. Just got out of bed, coffee in hand surfing the Swingers Board. Did I mention that I was naked? So Patti comes out of the bedroom dressed ready to leave, she gives me a kiss, looks down and says, "Ohhh....How cute!" Well, all I can say is that some are "show-ers" and some are "grow-ers". It's a good thing that I'm secure in my manhood and that I love that woman..... So, what else can you think of that shouldn't be said (done) to a naked man????

09-13-2006, 08:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
Amanda69 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 907 Location: Mississauga, ON Canada Status: couple	Re: Things you should never say (do) to a naked man 1) Pointing and laughing 2) Looking away and giggling 3) Are you cold? __________________ Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. "Harvey Fierstein"

09-13-2006, 12:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dooode Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 281 Location: Florida Status: Single Male	Re: Things you should never say (do) to a naked man "Whoa buddy. Nice rack you got there! Do you shop at Victoria's Secret?"

09-13-2006, 01:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
Thrax Celebrate perversity Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,396 Location: Pittsburgh Status: Single Male SLS Name:Thrax	Re: Things you should never say (do) to a naked man "That reminds me, I have to replace a button on my fur coat." "You finish frying the bacon while I make the toast." "Could you please hold this chainsaw for me?" (Just in case you were wondering, these are not from personal experience.) Thrax __________________ You get what you play for.

09-13-2006, 03:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
ohash01 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 535 Location: Ohio Status: Single Female	Re: Things you should never say (do) to a naked man Where'd it go? OR You're DONE?

09-13-2006, 05:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
Thrax Celebrate perversity Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,396 Location: Pittsburgh Status: Single Male SLS Name:Thrax	Re: Things you should never say (do) to a naked man "Well, yes, it is true that I've never done this before, sir, but how difficult can it be to insert a catheter?" Thrax __________________ You get what you play for.

09-13-2006, 06:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
naughtyblonde Awaiting Email Confirmation Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 19 Location: DELETE MY ACCOUNT Status: THIS PLACE FUCKING SUCKS! DELETE MY ACCOUNT	Re: Things you should never say (do) to a naked man "Oh, by the way, I was on the boards today & ran across this great article about how size doesn't really matter..." "I've heard of balls retracting into your body when cold, but I didn't know penises did that too. Wait, it's warm in here!"

09-13-2006, 06:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
Thrax Celebrate perversity Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,396 Location: Pittsburgh Status: Single Male SLS Name:Thrax	Re: Things you should never say (do) to a naked man __________________ You get what you play for.

09-13-2006, 06:45 PM	#11 (permalink)
fordman460 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 137 Location: Phoenix AZ Status: Couple	Re: Things you should never say (do) to a naked man " So just exactly who are you going to satisfy with THAT?!?"

09-13-2006, 06:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
telly2 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 275 Location: copper cliff ontario canada Status: female of couple	Re: Things you should never say (do) to a naked man "It's not the size of the ship,it's the motion of the ocean!"(quietly whisper) "but it still takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat" Mr.Telly2.

09-13-2006, 06:58 PM	#13 (permalink)
sbjr3 She is sb and he is jr Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 139 Location: Maryland, Annapolis Area Status: Couple	Re: Things you should never say (do) to a naked man Is it in yet? Last edited by sbjr3 : 09-13-2006 at 07:21 PM.

09-13-2006, 09:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
Spoomonkey Chimpin' Ain't Easy Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 6,563 Location: Ohio Status: Married Monkeys - will you be our vine? SLS Name:Spoomonkey	Re: Things you should never say (do) to a naked man "You're way hotter than my last cell mate." Spoomonkey __________________ "Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities." - C. S. Lewis

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