Pliable Men?

[2jersey]

We were just contacted by a couple who wrote us a personalized message emphasizing their view that we have "so much in common". They claim we are exactly what they are looking for...

Okay, sounds good so far – now let’s read their profile. Uh oh…

The female must be:
Curvy and sexy with an athletic body and a shaven pussy.
Willing to guide me on how to make love and make me cum.
Comfortable being watched and filmed by my voyeur husband.
Willing to be aggressive or submissive depending on how hot I get.
Experienced and comfortable with multiple partners for anal sex.

The male must be:
Clean cut, disease free with a great physique and supple lips.
Experienced and comfortable with double penetration.
A great kisser and a skillful muff diver with expert fingers.
Able to reach my hilt and fill me up more than my average husband.
Well endowed and thick, uncut, shaven, at least 8” and pliable.

Darnit - we almost met their criteria - but we ultimately determined that Mr.2jersey isn’t sufficiently pliable.

[BiloxiCouple]

So the pliable portion is for the double penatration of the husband? Which supples lips are they talking about and do they have to be plowable also?

Will there be some kind of meter available to know when to be agressive/submissive when she is hot enough?

[BiloxiCouple]

OH SHIT!!! That was our profile. Now everyone knows..

[Thrax]

Here's a guess on the pliability thing.

Think of intercourse in the cowgirl position (guy flat on his back, she's sitting on top facing him). Now, still straddling him, she decides to lay back, resting her back on his legs. For me, when my admittedly average unit is fully erect, having a woman do that is PAINFUL. Any potential boneration below that 90 degree angle from belly to perpendicular gets into dangerous ligament-stretching territory for me.

Recently I was in the cowgirl position with a new play partner and she unexpectedly said, "Trust me!," and lay back like that. Luckily I had my wits about me and sat up fast. Phew!

However, quite often I've seen in swinging situations and in porn, that a guy, usually with a larger-than-average unit, or average and not fully erect, apparently comfortably assume that position.

Maybe the hubby of the other couple, since he's "average", is like me in that when he gets a full hard-on it's a VERY full hard-on, and you dare not try to point the thing too far south or a trip to the ER would be in order. Thus, wifey is interested in a more pliable guy. Just a guess.

Thrax

[Chicup]

Damn 2j if they have so much in common with you, I don't think we want to meet you anymore

The ironic thing is there are most likely 2 couples on the planet that would qualify. I wonder what their track record is with meeting new couples

[2jersey]

Originally Posted by Chicup

Damn 2j if they have so much in common with you, I don't think we want to meet you anymore

The ironic thing is there are most likely 2 couples on the planet that would qualify. I wonder what their track record is with meeting new couples

Doesn’t every woman want to be anally penetrated to the hilt by an experienced male with a pliable telephone pole, while a curvy athletic D/s woman teaches her about muff play, and her average husband records a video? We're surprised you don't recognize the commonality here...

Alas, we are under qualified yet again - if only there was a way to stretch those male ligaments…yoga perhaps?

[LOL_OMG]

Wow that was quite the profile, it made me chuckle. I thought they couldn't be serious.....but prolly they were. I would really like to know what they meant by pliable, maybe you could ask them for some clarification?

Mrs

[Thrax]

Originally Posted by 2jersey

Alas, we are under qualified yet again - if only there was a way to stretch those male ligaments…yoga perhaps?

*whimper*

[DBL D]

Hey 2jersey (whom I really feel badly for.)

Come over here, a little to the left and I'll define "stretching" for ya. He he.

Really, it's a s t r e t c h that someone would actually think they could know all that about you. Before the first date too!

The pliable thing? They just like to play "Twister"!

Male D

[Thrax]

Originally Posted by 2jersey

Doesn’t every woman want to be anally penetrated to the hilt by an experienced male with a pliable telephone pole, while a curvy athletic D/s woman teaches her about muff play, and her average husband records a video?

Sounds like the start of a new thread to me...

Thrax

[2jersey]

Originally Posted by DBL D

...Really, it's a s t r e t c h that someone would actually think they could know all that about you. Before the first date too!
Male D

DBL D, Actually, it's not much of a 'stretch' when you consider all of the facts. Their message to us pointed out that Mrs 2j and their male have the same birth month (albeit in different years). They believe this is an "omen".

Thanks for the laugh.

[2jersey]

Originally Posted by Thrax

Sounds like the start of a new thread to me...

Thrax

Thrax, do we need to start a poll on this question?

[Spoomonkey]

Originally Posted by 2jersey

Doesn’t every woman want to be anally penetrated to the hilt by an experienced male with a pliable telephone pole, while a curvy athletic D/s woman teaches her about muff play, and her average husband records a video?

Yep - that is pretty much swinging in a nut shell... :rollseyes

Don't you just love how well people read profiles?

Spoomonkey (Pliable in ways not yet discovered )