Penis Girth!

Darter02 · 04-19-2006, 07:59 PM

I have to admit I didn't know. I had to wait until I got home and could, um... you know... "wield my weapon..." LOL

Spoomonkey · 04-19-2006, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by good times

Funny thing is, when I get a good woody the last thing on my mind is "better whip out a ruler".

I was going to say this, but I felt kind of silly. I really don't know my exact dimensions, but I have gotten a smile or two

Spoomonkey

sexyshelby · 04-19-2006, 10:40 PM

OK, let me just say it for the record...

It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean.

There's a reason that men like Spoomonkey and GoodTimes don't know their size...it doesn't matter. They know what to do with what they have, that's what matters.

~SS

Sweet_Candy · 04-19-2006, 10:47 PM

I figure if my equipment isn't up to the task at hand I can always find something in the toolbox that will be. There's a tool for every job and I always get the job done.

beaverz · 04-20-2006, 09:56 AM

Speaking of boats; I think there are a lot out there that are missing the boat.

It’s not length or girth, but Inertial Mass.

Inertial mass is a measure of an object's resistance to changing its state of motion when a force is applied. An object with small inertial mass changes its motion more readily, and an object with large inertial mass does so less readily.

Here’s the formula: f = d/dt (mv)

The inertial mass is want women really consider important.
As soon as I get mine calculated I will know how much pleasure I actually induce.

Quote:

Originally Posted by: Spoomonkey
but I have gotten a smile or two

I have also gotten a smile or maybe it was a giggle, I guess I need to double check on that one.

Darter02 · 04-20-2006, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaverz

It’s not length or girth, but Inertial Mass.

Inertial mass is a measure of an object's resistance to changing its state of motion when a force is applied. An object with small inertial mass changes its motion more readily, and an object with large inertial mass does so less readily.

Here’s the formula: f = d/dt (mv)

The inertial mass is want women really consider important.
As soon as I get mine calculated I will know how much pleasure I actually induce.

OH! Thank you so much, I really needed a good guffaw this AM! You rock!

sexyshelby · 04-20-2006, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaverz

Here’s the formula: f = d/dt (mv)

Damn...and I thought I finally found something that didn't invovle physics!

~SS

beaverz · 04-20-2006, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by: SexyShelby
Damn...and I thought I finally found something that didn't invovle physics!

Here I have translated the formula for those of you not up on your physics. This should make it simple.
f = d/dt (mv)
f-fucking = d-depth/d-dick t-tension (m-more v-velocity)

For example, the mass of a rocket decreases as the rocket fires. However, this is an approximation, based on ignoring pieces of matter which enter or leave the system. In the case of the rocket, these pieces correspond to the ejected propellant; if we were to measure the total mass of the rocket and its propellant, we would find that it is conserved.

Another example, the mass of a penis decreases as it orgasms. However, this is an approximation, based on ignoring pieces of matter which spew out. In the case of the penis, these pieces correspond to the ejected propellant; if we were to measure the total mass of the penis and its propellant, we would find that it is conserved.

Isn’t Google great!

curiousagain · 04-22-2006, 12:07 AM

I like it when they giggle, now when they giggle and point, it's sort of disheartening.

Sweet_Candy · 04-22-2006, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by curiousagain

I like it when they giggle, now when they giggle and point, it's sort of disheartening.

At least they pointed!

sexyshelby · 04-22-2006, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaverz

Here I have translated the formula for those of you not up on your physics. This should make it simple.
f = d/dt (mv)
f-fucking = d-depth/d-dick t-tension (m-more v-velocity)

Well, now you just totally ruined it for me. Sex used to be fun, now I'm going to be thinking of physics the whole time!

~SS

NandTfromCA · 04-22-2006, 12:54 PM

Is it girthy if mine looks like a tuna can?

Mr.

Chicup · 04-22-2006, 02:07 PM

I know I've got extra girth based on the comments I've recieved but I've never measured it.

Can't say I plan to either.

**fun4Ds** · 04-22-2006, 05:20 PM

dang i woke up this morning with a perfect woody and couldnt find a tape measure. so i grabed a bread twist tie and it was way to short to go around. but the bread tie was 4" when i got to work and checked it.

so im guessing here that im 5 and 3/4 "

looker · 04-23-2006, 04:23 AM

keep those votes coming

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View Poll Results: What's your girth?
4 inches	6	4.23%
4.25	1	0.70%
4.5	9	6.34%
4.75	10	7.04%
5	22	15.49%
5.25	21	14.79%
5.5	27	19.01%
5.75	12	8.45%
6	18	12.68%
6.25	5	3.52%
6.5	7	4.93%
bigger	4	2.82%
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04-19-2006, 07:59 PM	#16 (permalink)
Darter02 Active Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 45 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Status: Single Male SLS Name:Bodyscape02	Re: Penis Girth! I have to admit I didn't know. I had to wait until I got home and could, um... you know... "wield my weapon..." LOL

04-19-2006, 10:40 PM	#18 (permalink)
sexyshelby It's not easy being easy. Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,012 Location: In Bed Status: Person	Re: Penis Girth! OK, let me just say it for the record... It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean. There's a reason that men like Spoomonkey and GoodTimes don't know their size...it doesn't matter. They know what to do with what they have, that's what matters. ~SS __________________ What's love got to do with it?

04-19-2006, 10:47 PM	#19 (permalink)
Sweet_Candy Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 535 Location: Houston area Status: Couple	Re: Penis Girth! I figure if my equipment isn't up to the task at hand I can always find something in the toolbox that will be. There's a tool for every job and I always get the job done. __________________ Sweet_Candy

04-22-2006, 12:07 AM	#24 (permalink)
curiousagain A gentleman never tells Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,085 Location: Tennessee Status: Single Male	Re: Penis Girth! I like it when they giggle, now when they giggle and point, it's sort of disheartening. __________________ "I never want to be the fat elvis." Jon Bon Jovi

04-22-2006, 12:54 PM	#27 (permalink)
NandTfromCA You get what you give Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 373 Location: Northern California Status: Couple SLS Name:NandTfromCA	Re: Penis Girth! Is it girthy if mine looks like a tuna can? Mr. __________________ ------------------------------------ "Live your life like your ass is on fire" -Unknown

04-22-2006, 02:07 PM	#28 (permalink)
Chicup Not a potential *** Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,345 Location: Under the bed Status: Tired	Re: Penis Girth! I know I've got extra girth based on the comments I've recieved but I've never measured it. Can't say I plan to either.

04-22-2006, 05:20 PM	#29 (permalink)
fun4Ds Julie's Helper Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,960 Location: Indiana. Status: couple SLS Name:mrmrsfun Blog Entries: 15	Re: Penis Girth! dang i woke up this morning with a perfect woody and couldnt find a tape measure. so i grabed a bread twist tie and it was way to short to go around. but the bread tie was 4" when i got to work and checked it. so im guessing here that im 5 and 3/4 " __________________ well... at least we are normal pervs

04-23-2006, 04:23 AM	#30 (permalink)
looker Active Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 22 Location: ca	Re: Penis Girth! keep those votes coming

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