Do you ever have sex on Friday?

Spoomonkey · 01-04-2006, 08:23 PM

I almost feel like it is an accidental high holy day, but I was joking around with Mrs Spoo the other day...

While we have sex daily - we never have sex on Friday. It is always after midnight when we "get to it" on Friday/Saturday. I am pretty sure that there are exceptions, but to be honest, I wouldn't be one bit surprised if the only time we've ever had "Friday sex" was during a holiday.

So as Saturday always seems to swallow Friday, we have seen an entire 24 hour period get lost every week because we are either at the club, watching a movie or finding some other fun thing to do...

Should we try to reclaim Friday by having morning sex? Should we "pretend" like it is a high holy day so we have something cool to be "holier than thou" about ("Sex on Friday??? You createn!")? Or should we simply make up for it on Saturday?

Have you noticed this phenomena in your life? Are there certain days where sex just doesn't happen???

Spoomonkey

txduo2000 · 01-04-2006, 08:46 PM

Spoo ... I do believe that you have become the PollMaster of late. You have either far surpassed Ms. Piggy or you are running a very close second ... Have you slapped her ass yet? I guess that would better determine where you guys are in your race.

We have sex whenever the mood strikes, never keep track of the actual days, though weekends, including Fridays, are usually high on the list.

Thrax · 01-04-2006, 08:56 PM

I'm a single male. Strangely(?), Fridays and Saturdays are particularly good. IF they happen.

If.

Now...I am sad.

Spoo can be so entertaining when his poo-flingin' doesn't inadvertently land in my caffeinated beverage. (Sorry, I have no image that can really show my feelings right now...)

That's okay. Go on with your lives. Be happy in spite of my...existence...sob...etc.

twoferfun69 · 01-04-2006, 08:58 PM

lol spoo. We would just like to have sex more than once in a while!! I'd take any DAY we could get!! This whole bein apart thing sucks!! lol
Uh, Mrs and I is what I meant.

Spoomonkey · 01-04-2006, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twoferfun69

Uh, Mrs and I is what I meant.

Yeah... Frankly, you and I have sex enough for my tastes, Mr. Twofer

Spoomonkey

Spoomonkey · 01-04-2006, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrax

That's okay. Go on with your lives. Be happy in spite of my...existence...sob...etc.

You think you have it bad...

Mrs Spoomonkey is sick tonight and this is the first time we won't have sex in well over two weeks...

I thought I was deprived when we only did it once a night, but this is unbearable... We never have sex on days that end with -flu.

Spoomonkey

twoferfun69 · 01-04-2006, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

Yeah... Frankly, you and I have sex enough for my tastes, Mr. Twofer

Spoomonkey

whew.......glad i made THAT distinction!
same page, same page...

txduo2000 · 01-04-2006, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

You think you have it bad...

Mrs Spoomonkey is sick tonight and this is the first time we won't have sex in well over two weeks...

I thought I was deprived when we only did it once a night, but this is unbearable... We never have sex on days that end with -flu.

Spoomonkey

You people are like rabbits!!!!

I was gonna start posting on the "boring sex" thread.

Thrax · 01-04-2006, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

You think you have it bad...

Mrs Spoomonkey is sick tonight and this is the first time we won't have sex in well over two weeks...

I thought I was deprived when we only did it once a night, but this is unbearable... We never have sex on days that end with -flu.

Spoomonkey

Oh, yeah. I REALLY feel bad. You don't KNOW how bad I feel. Poor Mrs. Spoo.

I CRY for you while I set the traps. I sob while you break your knob trying to convince some groundhog you're just a svelte cousin of his Northern Appalachian mama.

I line up the toothless lemurs and geriatric pandas who THINK you might be...um...a National Geographic celebrity.

Oh...etc., etc., etc. How does THAT make you feel. Warm-blooded my...............

dragonblade · 01-05-2006, 03:09 PM

You guys are just too funny

We have sex whenever hubby wants it cause I'm always up for it!

~~Blade~~

adicktid69 · 01-05-2006, 05:58 PM

i have to agree with dragon!!hubby cant keep up with me!

KajiKurai · 01-05-2006, 06:41 PM

My situation resembles dragon's hubby. Pretty much daily basis though and I'm good with that. I keep tellin' her not being in the mood is perfectly acceptable. She disagrees.......

Spoomonkey · 01-05-2006, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrax

Oh, yeah. I REALLY feel bad.

See?

No one has any sympathy for a guy who gets no lovin'...

Thank god that's over! Back at it tonight

Set your traps, my friend. But unless you set them somewhere on Mrs Spoo's body, I doubt you'll catch me tonight!

Spoomonkey

Mrs Spoomonkey · 01-05-2006, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrax

Oh, yeah. I REALLY feel bad. You don't KNOW how bad I feel. Poor Mrs. Spoo.

I CRY for you while I set the traps. I sob while you break your knob trying to convince some groundhog you're just a svelte cousin of his Northern Appalachian mama.

I line up the toothless lemurs and geriatric pandas who THINK you might be...um...a National Geographic celebrity.

Oh...etc., etc., etc. How does THAT make you feel. Warm-blooded my...............

I hadn't read this thread since he started it. I'm just glad I wasn't drinking hot coffee or something.... my laptop would be fried from spuing it all over laughing.

Mrs Spoomonkey

Thrax · 01-05-2006, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoomonkey

See?
No one has any sympathy for a guy who gets no lovin'...

And now you're stealing my lines...SHEESH!

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View Poll Results: What day do you NOT have sex?
Monday - because it's the worst day ever...	4	9.52%
Tuesday - because the whole "two for Tuesday" thing is intimidating...	1	2.38%
Wednesday - because it's "hump day" and no one is going to tell me when to do it...	1	2.38%
Thursday - because I need the extra energy for...	2	4.76%
Friday - I don't slow down until well after midnight, and by then its...	1	2.38%
Saturday - cartoons all morning, golf all afternoon, who has time for sex?	1	2.38%
Sunday - hell, no. That's like Jesus' birthday or something...	1	2.38%
Boxing Day - I'm Canadian...	4	9.52%
I haven't had sex on any day that ends in "day" - except with my blow up sheep, "Sandy"	9	21.43%
Other	18	42.86%
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01-04-2006, 08:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Spoomonkey Chimpin' Ain't Easy Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 6,648 Location: Ohio Status: Married Monkeys - will you be our vine? Swing Lifestyle Name:Spoomonkey	Do you ever have sex on Friday? I almost feel like it is an accidental high holy day, but I was joking around with Mrs Spoo the other day... While we have sex daily - we never have sex on Friday. It is always after midnight when we "get to it" on Friday/Saturday. I am pretty sure that there are exceptions, but to be honest, I wouldn't be one bit surprised if the only time we've ever had "Friday sex" was during a holiday. So as Saturday always seems to swallow Friday, we have seen an entire 24 hour period get lost every week because we are either at the club, watching a movie or finding some other fun thing to do... Should we try to reclaim Friday by having morning sex? Should we "pretend" like it is a high holy day so we have something cool to be "holier than thou" about ("Sex on Friday??? You createn!")? Or should we simply make up for it on Saturday? Have you noticed this phenomena in your life? Are there certain days where sex just doesn't happen??? Spoomonkey __________________ "Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities." - C. S. Lewis

01-04-2006, 08:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
txduo2000 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 662 Location: Dallas TX Area Status: Couple	Re: Do you ever have sex on Friday? Spoo ... I do believe that you have become the PollMaster of late. You have either far surpassed Ms. Piggy or you are running a very close second ... Have you slapped her ass yet? I guess that would better determine where you guys are in your race. We have sex whenever the mood strikes, never keep track of the actual days, though weekends, including Fridays, are usually high on the list. __________________ Life is not measured by how many breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.

01-04-2006, 08:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
Thrax Stimulus pkg. available Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,431 Location: Pittsburgh Status: Single Male Swing Lifestyle Name:Thrax	Re: Do you ever have sex on Friday? I'm a single male. Strangely(?), Fridays and Saturdays are particularly good. IF they happen. If. Now...I am sad. Spoo can be so entertaining when his poo-flingin' doesn't inadvertently land in my caffeinated beverage. (Sorry, I have no image that can really show my feelings right now...) That's okay. Go on with your lives. Be happy in spite of my...existence...sob...etc. __________________ You get what you play for.

01-04-2006, 08:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
twoferfun69 Swingers Board Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 166 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:twoferfun69	Re: Do you ever have sex on Friday? lol spoo. We would just like to have sex more than once in a while!! I'd take any DAY we could get!! This whole bein apart thing sucks!! lol Uh, Mrs and I is what I meant. Last edited by twoferfun69 : 01-04-2006 at 09:00 PM.

01-05-2006, 03:09 PM	#10 (permalink)
dragonblade Swinger lickin good... Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 134 Location: Connecticut Status: M. Female Swing Lifestyle Name:Dragonblade81	Re: Do you ever have sex on Friday? You guys are just too funny We have sex whenever hubby wants it cause I'm always up for it! ~~Blade~~ __________________ It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters. ~ Aesop (620 BC - 560 BC)

01-05-2006, 05:58 PM	#11 (permalink)
adicktid69 Registered Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 8 Location: cincinnati	Re: Do you ever have sex on Friday? i have to agree with dragon!!hubby cant keep up with me!

01-05-2006, 06:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
KajiKurai Here to Stay Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 60 Location: Nevada Status: Couple Swing Lifestyle Name:brplaymatenreno	Re: Do you ever have sex on Friday? My situation resembles dragon's hubby. Pretty much daily basis though and I'm good with that. I keep tellin' her not being in the mood is perfectly acceptable. She disagrees.......

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